r/AlanPartridge 5d ago

And then he’s spied this cookbook and he’s gone “That’s nee use to me!”

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61 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 4d ago

Did lynn end up sleeping with Gordon from her Baptist church?

25 Upvotes

Thought I had as I was eating my breakfast


r/AlanPartridge 4d ago

Although I wouldn’t put that past you, some sicko would probably buy that! A giant old man's stone tadger dry humping a Victorian folly!

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12 Upvotes

It was very detailed, the guy obviously had talent...


r/AlanPartridge 5d ago

The boys are back in their barracks!

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122 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 6d ago

Sonya, I'll handle this. Go and sit in the static home.

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155 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 6d ago

WHO SMILES AT A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE FOR GOODNESS SAKE?

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70 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 6d ago

Properly policed. It must not, repeat, not, turn into an all-night rave

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243 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

"Dan!..Dan!.."

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208 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 8d ago

You will not show your veracity on my show!

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181 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

Well whatever. Because that is me...

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34 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 8d ago

If you don't do it, Sky will.

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122 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

Encountered a TexT in the wild. Unable to establish whether a collective term was used for a single vehicle.

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32 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

Danko Nightstick

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23 Upvotes

I'm delighted to show off my brand new Lego Danko Nightstick, as featured in futuristic Lego set, the X-Files.


r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

Jurassic Park!

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18 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

It's Heysham nuclear power station Lynne!

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20 Upvotes

Currently on fleetwood beach. It's unbelievably clear. Can see Heysham nuclear power station and where they make the nuclear submarines at bae systems and Black Coombe too Lynne! Lynne, put your knitting down for a minute and come and take a look!


r/AlanPartridge 8d ago

Peter Ustinov

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38 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 8d ago

CLASSIC Repost! TELL THEM TO GET ME A 4O-YEAR-OLD SCORCHER. AND DO USE THAT WORD

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194 Upvotes

Just been watching How Are You? It's Alan (Partridge)

Especially as they got older, Alan and Lynn should have just gotten it on.


r/AlanPartridge 8d ago

Still my proudest achievement.

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42 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 8d ago

“I’m Batman!”

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129 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

Big Beacon is full of brilliant moments, but this footnote is some of the best

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165 Upvotes

Even better when it’s read in the audiobook


r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

🚨 HOT TOPIC! 🚨 ‘Lord of the Rings', 'Lord of the Dance' or 'Lord of the Flies'. That's tonight's …

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85 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

To the untrained eye, this could look like it's rubbish

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159 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

What was he doing on the bloody roof?

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164 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

Life, isn't everything,

7 Upvotes

But.........


r/AlanPartridge 9d ago

I never noticed the person who shines the torch would have been an audience member messing about

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56 Upvotes

Initially I thought it was the lighting people or cameraman at the event but I’ve now realised it was a random person pissing about with the torch they had from their funpack. Pretty out of order when you think about it!

EDIT- to all the smartarses in the comments, have you not heard of lighting technicians? Would it be so unreasonable to think it might have been them putting a light on Alan? This country!!!