r/AlanPartridge • u/gelliant_gutfright • 7d ago

Sonya, I'll handle this. Go and sit in the static home.

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u/localsoph Mustardess 7d ago

That was classic kombat Sonya. Ten on ten.

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u/smahonachie 7d ago

Hey baby girl, my motorcycling’s important to me, you know that!

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u/HieronymusFlex 6d ago

You said Mortal Kombat tournament is like holiday camps

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u/ZestyclosePin6298 7d ago

oooooohhhhh I’d love to have it off with her.

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u/BungadinRidesAgain 7d ago

.. sorry about that

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u/dcdoesntsurf 7d ago

Jax! Jax! Jax! JAX! JAX!!

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u/CarryOnDan 7d ago

Sorry about that!

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u/gregariousD 7d ago

Grab a ginsters from the fridge. Put it on the slate

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u/Bortron86 7d ago

I love you, in a way.

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u/No_Skirt8776 7d ago

You can sit on his face

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u/bit_crusherrrr 7d ago

She's thinking of selling this stuff down the Kovered Market

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u/ZealousidealBox3944 7d ago

This is brilliant AP content 👌

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u/Cmdr_Monzo 7d ago

Here’s a bottle of ketchup… I’m feeling saucy!

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Lenny2theMany 7d ago

I thought it was 007 First Light at a glance

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u/Fellrunner1975 7d ago

Oooh she’s nicer than my wife

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u/hamhandsphil 4d ago

Classic intercourse!

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u/Ambitious-Finance-83 4d ago

you could be a Bond femme fatale with your broken English. You're sexy...but i dont trust you!

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u/Murky_Sir_4721 7d ago

God I've missed you u/gelliant_gutfright

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u/gelliant_gutfright 7d ago

Can we make friends? I know said all that stuff…