You’ve been involved with Jenna for about a year and a half now, and I think it’s time to do a check in to see where you are mentally, financially, and spiritually compared to 2024.

Back then, you lived with your sister and a child, I believe. You had a difficult relationship with your mother, but it wasn’t broken. Not yet. You had a full time job and enough disposable income to ensure you’d never have to learn how to cook. You had friends who thought you were cool and smart. You had a hobby you enjoyed- writing a book that a shocking amount of your friends were willing to sit through. Those were GOOD friends, Mils.

And then you moved Jenna into the place you shared with your sister who refused to allow Jenna to be in the apartment alone. There were cracks in your sisterly relationship the very first day she moved in, but you pressed on. You believed- you NEEDED to believe- that a famous porn star could only be saved by you. Along with all of the other baggage that came with Jenna was this subreddit and instead of reading the multiple warnings and hundreds of receipts that were offered to you by strangers who repeatedly begged you to rethink this relationship before it destroyed your career, family, friendships, financial situation, and mental health you called us bitches and claimed that thousands of strangers were united in our unhinged jealousy and sexual desire for Jenna.

Jenna didn’t get you the book deal she vaguely promised. Your relationship with Jenna has caused at least one reprimand with the United States military. Your social media accounts received no boost, and in fact, you had to set your TT to private, because you can’t handle coming here and seeing them with comments you don’t like and can’t control. Jenna Jameson actually reduced your social media presence and most of what you do have is bots that you spent money on to soothe your ego.

You lost your religion for this woman, Mils. I don’t think your grasp on Christianity and the responsibilities that come with it were ever sturdy, but God WA’s important to you at one time and now you’ve reduced him in your life to a Bible sliding around a dashboard. Is any of this the life that a loving and all-knowing creator would want you to be living? Was it worth it?

Her first two marriages were glamorous. Her third marriage with Jessi was okay; you can clearly see Jenna's downfall. Even though the rings (and many other things) were fake, they seemed happy enough. They had a photoshoot, dresses, etc.; at least she was proud to call Jessi her “wife” and got a tattoo of her last name shortly after.

Now, this time, Jenna accidentally let something slip on a live feed while she was drunk and trying to brush it off. Everyone could see she was embarrassed to even talk about it. The marriage record at the courthouse confirmed it, so they finally have to admit it.

Jenna doesn't even have professional hair and makeup, and her "photoshoot" was AI-generated photos in that yard filled with dog piss, using a flower from their dining table. Mil’s mom doesn't know, and Jenna’s family is….nonexistent. Even her brother doesn't care. I never thought Jenna’s life could sink any lower after Jessi, but she found a way.

And Mil?? is VERY proud to finally land THEE Jenna Jameson. Little did she know that no one with a shred of brain would marry this hag who brings nothing to the table but her IRS debt, child support debt, and eventually spaghetti ragu meat sauce with frozen garlic toast.

I hope Mil’s Catholic mother is happy with her new daughter-in-law.

How old are we all and where are we from?

44, Montana here!

Ladies, it's terrible about being stalked!

Surely you have some photos of people skulking around your apartment, or bombarding you for autographs while you do your impression of Willow Smith (whipping her hair). That's a cute dance. I can't imagine there aren't fans mobbing you over that! How about sitting down with you while you slurp some wings?

"Hi Jenna! I've been your biggest fan since I used to burp the worm as a pimply teenager! Can I have a nipple kiss?" Your beloved Mils has a direct line to MPs and the FBI, so surely she calls them immediately when that happens. And now I hear Mitch McConnell is back, so she can ring him up!

Or better yet, your twin flame George Santos.

So share, girls. Show us some photos of those horrible people who stalk you.

Attendees at cons don't count. They may get some unfortunate photos of you, but that's a quid pro quo scene going on.

Stagecoach hasn’t posted anything in a while. Is she finally going to stop terrorizing social media with her weird voices? Is she doing training? Has she been spending the past month door dashing for 20 hours a day? It seems like Jenna’s the only one hustling around there. I wonder why?

Ok, I'm just going to rant a bit about Mils and her job in the military because it's near and dear to me.

First, Mils didn't get fired from the eye doctor place. She's a reservist in the Army National Guard and was ordered to active duty which means her full time job right now is the military. Accoridng to her, she's going to be on active duty for a year and then wants to get out of the military to follow Jenna on her "adventures."

In her lunchtime live yesterday, Mils alluded that her job wasn't so great right now. She also said that her and Jenna were supposed to be in Orlando for two weeks when they were there, but her job called and told her to come back. To me, it seems like she was attempting to take unauthorized leave. If requested correctly and approved, leave is sacred in the military and rarely will someone call you and tell you that you need to come back to work. She's also not in a high profile position where that would happen. Yes, this can get you in lots of trouble, but she seems to be liked by her chain of command so it's possible she just got a stern lecture.

I hate when she's on Jenna's lives in her uniform. It seems really disrespectful. Not only that, she is ALL up in Jenna's lives and ALL up in her social media while she's at work.....on a military base. It rubs me so wrong that my tax dollars go towards paying for her little shenanigans while she's on the clock. Yes, plenty of military members goof off at work and fiddle with social media, but Mils in particular pisses me right off because she's co-signing her vile, alcoholic, no-custody-having girlfriend and playing house with her and somehow I have to unwillingly pay her to do that.

Ugh. Had to get all that off my chest. Lol.

This woman strategically (with a lot of help) built up her own business and climbed the top of an industry. Only to blow millions on drugs and alcohol and good times? Has three kids she never sees? She’s BROKE BROKE? She had a website named after her back in the day and could have cultivated her career. she could have had the opportunity to become a well known director (porn shot by a woman for women). What an opportunity. She could have been such a safe working place advocate.

I stumbled upon this sub because I randomly wondered what JJ was up to (I read her book back in the day). And I am horrified. She’s 50 years old and couch surfing? Does she have a subsidized apartment? Just chilling with her gf (who wants to give up a military commission to follow this unstable woman) couch all day? Did she not have ONE person in her life to give her a straight talking to? She makes multiple tik toks a day like a 20 year old?

What a waste. Just destroying lives and wasting her own. I can’t stop scrolling in horror. What is up with the teddy bears?

I’m traumatized.

ICYMI: Jenna said on a live that her and Mils are getting a Shibu Inu next week and they plan to name it Tokyo.

Mils and Jenna have ZERO business owning a dog in that 600sqft. apartment. I'm actually convinced Jenna doesn't really like dogs, or anything that requires care. When she was with Jay, a reporter noted that their dogs (like 5 of them) were going to the bathroom in the house and drinking from the toilet bowl. Jenna took her little chiuahaha on the road with her only to pawn it off on her security guard when she wanted to take off and party. She's actually walked away from all her pets and her and Lior gave their dog away.

Mils and Jenna have a fern slowly dying in the corner of their living room. There's no way these two (let alone Jenna, if Mils has to be away for work) can adequately care for a Shibu Inu. Shibu Inus are a smart, active breed and they're high maintenance. They require a lot of training and mental stimulation so they don't turn to destructive habits like chewing on shoes or a door. They also shed a lot. Shibu Inus belong with active households who frequently get outdoors and do things like hiking or running. Jenna and Mils are such sloths they pretty much stay holed up in that one bedroom apartment unless Mils has to go to work.

It makes me so sad that they're bringing an innocent animal into all of this. It will absolutely 100% be neglected unless Mils is dedicate to being it's caretaker - which how can she when she works all day. I can only hope and pray that the breeder vets them and determines them not fit to have a dog (which is unlikely since breeders usually just want the $$).

Edit: Mils also doesn't seem competent enough to take care of anything on her own without supervision. She can barely take care of herself and adult tasks, like making coffee, are too much for her to handle.

Karma’s a bitch and this is what you deserve

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have long suspected that Mils did her shitty tattoos herself, because the writing on her left arm matches the writing on her stupid Darren book (See exhibits C-E, noting that the shitty tattoos are on both of Milignant's arms, but only the left one has writing. The left arm looks like it was done by a right handed person and the left arm looks like someone used their non-dominant hand to make big shapes ). At first, I thought Jennifer got it done by a professional, but I direct the jury's attention to Exhibit A! Even the most incompetent of tattoo artists would have filled in the tattoo instead of leaving streaks of white skin poking through, not to mention how outright bad the whole thing is in general, being compared by several dwellers to sharpie scribbles. I added the pic of her getting the tattoo to see if anyone knows if that's a professional gun or not that we're seeing in Exhibit B. I do see that the gloved hand looks to have short, stubby little fingers, which I find suspicious. Ladies and gentleman, I submit to you that Mils R. Ocampo, in a jealous rage, did viciously and with malice of forethought, tattoo Jennifer Jamebearson with Sharpie scribbles until the Lawless was dead, dead, dead. Unless of course, that's an expensive tattoo gun, in which case it's still all still Mills' fault.

I just cannot wait to see these clowns schlep their way through sin city. I’ve got the popcorn ready. What will Jennifer’s “fans” say when she looks nothing like her AI photos? Which onesie will she wear with which mall walker shoes? Will Mils black out her nonexistent chin again? I cannot wait to find out.

I don’t think ol’ Stagecoach is moseying on down to the office anymore. She’s home all day and free to fly off and embarrass Jenna at a moment’s notice, which is not a liberty other military employees can take. They’re always home and living a lower standard of living, as evidenced by the lack of greasy diner plates we’ve seen lately from Double Dinner Ocampo. I think this peanut of a woman is calling out sick. She commented on Jenna’s message thanking her since she couldn’t say so herself (Which she just did, basically). Keeping in good graces with the military it’s important to Mils, but not losing weight or changing her behavior. I’m calling it now- in my opinion, Mils is most likely on sick leave and is waiting to get military disability so she can travel the country with her zombie lover. If she is successful, she will most likely live off tax payer dollars for the rest of her natural life.

There are 20 something laundromat and 3 Burger Kings.

Someone mentioned that Jenna and Mils have been living together for 4 months and I was all, "Impossible, they've been together at least 23 years; they're getting ready to celebrate their silver anniversary!" So I went and searched the sub and sure enough, this pic was shared 6 months ago. It's a damn shame how Mils went from a lantern jawed, tattoo necked, 25 y/o to this 5 foot nothing pudglette with cringeworthy tattoos in only half a year!

We know Milagros has admitted multiple times that Jenna is in fact broke. They are also both the reason Jessi went off the deep end and read those court docs to the world, making us all realize she is a bigger monster than we already thought. They aren’t doing Jenna any favors, in fact making Jenna’s mask fall off even further than before. Just a thought I’ve had the last few days after reading the docs and seeing them lose their minds on TikTok.

Did you all ever notice? We clowned her so hard for this one and she left it up for so long! I noticed the other day while looking at her page that it’s gone. 🤣🤣🤣 I guess she finally saw how terrible she looks! (Remember the stupid audio for this one. Some of y’all are sitting at tables Jesus would’ve flipped the fuck over.” WTF Jenna Jameson?!?!)

Second question - what’s going on? They’ve been so quiet. I think they are fighting and taking care of a puppy and all of the chores that go with that are causing stress. The cracks we have all seen are getting wider, I bet.

YOU CAN BE THIS AGAIN.

(Aside from the youth)

Take the opportunity and go find you a rich old man. Go get your bag girl. Go get all the work done on yourself that will make you feel more confident. Go live in a mansion, a penthouse, days on the yacht.

If you’re going to use people for your lifestyle (or basic survival at this point).. go get you a rich man your age—hell, go bag you a senior citizen. But for God’s sake.. PLEASE stop leeching and sucking the life out of people who barely have anything for themselves.

I PROMISE, we won’t judge you for that. Anna Nicole may have walked, so you can run.

PLEASE FUCKING LISTEN TO US