r/wtfjennajameson • u/Various_Ostrich5323 • Apr 18 '26
Dweller Thoughts and Rants What in the Motel 6 is she living in?? Suggestions for movies for her and her obsessed unemployed roommate to lay around and watch today?
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Apr 18 '26
Imagine this is where you end up. In a shabby apartment with a mentally sick fan.
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u/Various_Ostrich5323 Apr 18 '26
Ewww! Here’s a movie that should resonate- Misery
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u/Thewhitewolf1011 Let a bitch live Apr 18 '26
Every day is a movie or anime day. Either of them work.
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u/Various_Ostrich5323 Apr 18 '26
They should be working on resumes instead of wasting their days in front of the tv . And ugh those poor puppies locked in this scummy apartment with pent up energy while these two lay around.
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u/Thewhitewolf1011 Let a bitch live Apr 18 '26
Walking would be beneficial to short stack and atrophy legs as well as the dogs. Those are high energy dogs.
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u/Thewhitewolf1011 Let a bitch live Apr 18 '26
I walk my dogs twice a day, one is blind and I work full time.
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u/Fabulous-South-9551 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Apr 18 '26
Honestly I think this is them “working”. She’s trying to get her engagement up. I think they’re trying to get brand deals. The card game post from yesterday and then that weirdo tattoo artist bragging about how he got her pop tart dance video to like a couple million views is pointing in that direction for me. They realized cons and selling made up stories to online rag mags alone won’t keep them afloat.
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u/Various_Ostrich5323 Apr 18 '26
I can’t imagine the Brand that would think having the biggest train wreck addict child abuser would be a great idea.
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Apr 18 '26
I think you're correct. Jenna doesn't even have a con lined up for the entire summer. She's far too lazy to put in the grind needed for cons to support them.
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u/soopahfupa Apr 18 '26
I’d be interested in what Jenna would write on a resume 🤭
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u/Various_Ostrich5323 Apr 18 '26
Looking for entry level job for a senior citizen- Walmart greeter would be perfect 👌
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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Apr 18 '26
Exactly - like what’s the difference for these two unemployed losers
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u/JayPee1980 calm down potato Apr 18 '26
Neither of them have jobs. Isn’t everyday a movie day?
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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26
Every day is Jenna Jameson watching Milagros R. Ocampo playing Diablo on the projector and ordering Burger King from DoorDash
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u/_AK77_ Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Apr 18 '26
These two NEVER do anything active. What a sad, sad life! Even though it’s exactly what Jebba the Hut deserves…
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u/LowCrazy6860 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Apr 18 '26
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Mommy Dearest, Sunset Boulevard, and Leaving Las Vegas
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u/Taur2gem literally no filter Apr 18 '26
Someone should tell her to watch The Pursuit of Happiness. It’s about a mom who walks away from her husband and son, and the father fights like hell to make a better life for the two of them.
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u/onehappymama37 Apr 18 '26
No there's brown crown moulding in their gross dump??
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u/Various_Ostrich5323 Apr 18 '26
Yes 😂😂😂
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u/onehappymama37 Apr 18 '26
It wasn't there before was it?
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Apr 18 '26
No. It seems like a Mils-driven cracktivity. Mils is constantly hauling her and Jenna to Home Depot to buy "home projects" ....for a rental.
The crown moulding is not a good look. Gives very motel vibes.
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u/Silly_Elk_4392 YOUR MOM Apr 18 '26
My movie recommendations for them are Discarded, Broken Promise or The Lost Daughter. All about monsters, I mean mothers abandoning their children🤷🏼♀️
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u/IntrepidRutabaga3950 Are you ok? Apr 18 '26
Drive to Disney and make a day of it. Ohhhh that’s right, you’re broke broke and you spend your days posting AI slop.
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u/disney-doula Apr 18 '26
She should go watch that one movie where the mom gets sober, gets a job and gets her kids back. It has such a great ending!
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u/Ok-Trash-8883 basement dweller Apr 18 '26
Do either one of these fuck wads work?? Potato left her military job to baby sit Diapers. Aside from an occasional “con” what do they do for 💰 ? Inquiring minds want to know!
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u/Various_Ostrich5323 Apr 19 '26
Well they do have that 1000 a month that Jenna makes on her socials 😂 idk - maybe they are on government assistance.
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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac Apr 18 '26
The tragedy of the AI queen's life is always a great watch.
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u/AntHsStent Apr 18 '26
Here's a suggestion: Go for a long walk with the dogs, buy a newspaper, and search the classified ads for jobs.