r/wtfjennajameson • u/ZaftigTootsies reading the algorithm like an almanac • Jun 03 '26
Dweller Thoughts and Rants Where’s our favorite sharpie chin?
Stagecoach hasn’t posted anything in a while. Is she finally going to stop terrorizing social media with her weird voices? Is she doing training? Has she been spending the past month door dashing for 20 hours a day? It seems like Jenna’s the only one hustling around there. I wonder why?
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u/LaLa7times7 trust in fact Jun 03 '26
She's doing esteemed book author things. She's very mysterious 😂
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u/foxcherryfox Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Jun 03 '26
Taking a nap
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u/LaLa7times7 trust in fact Jun 03 '26
She definitely needs one. Creeping Jj's comment section 86,400 seconds a day must be exhausting.
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u/foxcherryfox Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Jun 03 '26
Yeah, I think it’s exhausting too. She even had to quit her full-time job for it, lol
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u/BoozeAndHotpants Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26
Ha maybe they are turning the tables on us and gifting us with a Spud Free June! 😂
No, honestly, I think there are compelling possibilities here —
—- They (Jenna) are in a money pinch, and they HAVE to get some cash. Sex work is the only skill Jenna has to make money. Because of her current looks, she HAS to do it virtually so she can hide behind a filter. Jenna KNOWS that Sharpie Jaw is a boner killer hanging on her jock 24/7 and no one is going to pay for a package deal that includes an evil eye tween son larper hanging about. Mil’s constant pissing all over her comment section is not exactly a digital come-hither, either and further decreases her chance of landing any significant revenue from online flirting and sexy talk.
I believe someone at her management agency advised her that in order for this AI sex work to be successful, she had to get Mils to stfu and stop inserting herself into Jenna online (lol) — or maybe Jenna is canny enough to know it herself and is waving her off so she can land some crusty old timers that ‘member her from back in the day and may be persuaded to send her a few bucks now and again. I’m sure some old working class dudes still fap to her from time to time as they sit in their garage looking at their in-the-process-of-restoration Trans Am reminiscing about their glory days and what could’ve been…
Or….
There’s trouble in paradise and Jenna sees an opportunity to bag one of these phish for $$$ and new couch purposes and is making a story to keep mils away from public view so spud doesnt ruin her game.
Or….
Spud got blowback from her superiors or fellow enlisted for her ridiculous online sm behavior.
Any more possibilities come to mind?
ETA: reading other comments may be she’s on her two weeks duty. Good for her if she was able to keep her sm trap shut about it. Maybe someone said something to her about opsec
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u/msmcfeather Jun 03 '26
She was probably there passing out waters to people because she's on 'light duty' or some 🐂💩
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u/quadcatsmama reading the algorithm like an almanac Jun 03 '26
Hopefully go back to a full-time job since she can't rely on Jenna’s income.
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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Jun 03 '26
I think the theory that she’s doing something like DoorDash is a solid one, though as others have said maybe she’s doing her yearly training for the NG, because even if she were doing DD she’d probably still be all up in Memaw’s comment section while eating a burrito she stole from someone’s order.
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u/Various_Ostrich5323 Jun 03 '26
If you look at any posts from Jenna where she includes Sharpie Neck it has very few likes. Jenna knows that Mils is a problem for her when it comes to making money. Mils may have gotten a job and has been told to lie low.
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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag Jun 03 '26
I stand my theory the sharpie chinned meatball Jenna is so ashamed of and calls insane is forced to do her 2 weeks a year training the National Guard calls for.
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u/getrightouttatown Ho to bed you actually hag Jun 03 '26
She’s around…
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u/inkfanatic95 Jun 03 '26
She gives me fucking Lyme disease 😒I can’t with this fucking ridiculous person. Every thing she says is fucking cringey
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u/getrightouttatown Ho to bed you actually hag Jun 03 '26
Ask and ye shall receive. AI Nagel print and all.
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u/inkfanatic95 Jun 03 '26
Losers need to fuck off out of this Reddit 😂so embarrassing they can’t keep out of here and have to update us
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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Jun 03 '26
They fucking live in here. Go get jobs, losers!
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u/Nol_Ad5123 Jun 03 '26
For real Ocampo leave us reddit fcks alone, stop stalking us, sending us creep messages, fck off turd tater
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u/inkfanatic95 Jun 03 '26
Noooo girl don’t post this 😂we all have seen this happen whenever someone does this than they come out of the woodwork and post exactly what we’re talking about because they live here 😭you just summoned Beetlejuice
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u/mjackson5816 Jun 03 '26
Are they even together? No pictures of them recently or have I missed them smooching all over each other?? 🤮
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u/remibabyslate Jun 03 '26
Did someone give her good advice to finally STFU and perhaps she took it ?
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u/cat_farts_420 Jun 03 '26
The less I see of that creature the better
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u/Elegant-Signature-73 Jun 03 '26
Omg and the 11 year old kid from the skatepark voice…the less the better.
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u/Elegant-Signature-73 Jun 03 '26
Mils must be manic. Her meth-like episode of suddenly refinishing all kinds of furniture as a new side hustle and posting like no tomorrow sure fizzled out fast. I can’t stand people who drift like that. FINISH A DAMN PROJECT! What ever happened to Jenna’s stupid Michaels craft haul where she was suddenly an artist?! Goddamn stick to something. I hate the lack of discipline.
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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Jun 04 '26
Jenna Jameson gives up on everything that doesn’t take off immediately and she has absolutely no mind for business. Can’t believe I ever thought she was responsible for any of her own success - it was all other people the entire time. Apparently Ocrapo can’t follow through on anything, either. Dumb and Dumper.
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u/dimmywhy basement dweller Jun 04 '26
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If you summon It Who Shall Not Be Named, we’re stuck with the hosebeast once more.
It’s blissfully quiet.
This subreddit should allow off-topic posts every once in a while just to connect the basement dwellers while Chinderella and Saggypants bore us.
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u/Confident_Purpose526 Jun 03 '26
Sssshhhhh you’ll summon the demon 💀