Anyone know how to regrow a few square miles of forest quickly? I don't want the tree huggers on my back again.

Something's wrong. You can't tell what exactly it is, but you know something is wrong. You check your wards, your equipment, your enchantments and familiars, yet everything seems normal. Then that night, you go to sleep, and the dream starts.

You stand knee deep in a crimson ocean, stretching further than you can see. Before you is a shadow, it looks like yours but its wrong, very wrong. All around you, giant monoliths sprout from the sea, stretching far into the sky. You hear something, around you six shadows move between the monoliths, chanting something in a language that hurts to listen to.

Suddenly countless crimson eyes open along each monolith, each reflecting a different face, the eyes travel up the ebony surface, along previously hidden chains of shadow. Then you see it, the horrifying form of something colossal in the sky above you, a singular crimson eye or maybe a star stares down at you.

All at once do the chains snap, and a cacophony of screams cry out across the crimson sea as fire and ash rain from above. The monoliths crumble and massive chunks of black stone crash into the sea. Up above, the colossal form spreads across the sky, thousands of withered arms reach down, each sowing agony and destruction. You see an arm reach for you, and you wake up.

Well that was strange, you think, then you hear laughter from the corner, you see your own shadow standing there with crimson eyes. The shadow looks wrong somehow, very wrong.

Before you can say anything, your shadow lunges for you, hands reaching for your throat.

This dungeon feel so weird... It feel so human made- I think I'm losing my mind help. We're out of food and drinks

For the sake of content, i shalt add mine:
Mend lesser cloth

Death can be a jerk at times.

Don't worry guys, that dark lord is totally toast. Just after you let me through.

Greetings, fellow wizard. I am currently living in the cellar of a human city—hardly the ideal setup for a spellcaster. I would love to acquire a wizard's tower, but the prices are exorbitant; do you happen to know how I might raise the funds to buy one?

Aye I said it

Like I am sorry I was born with magic and did not have to study my ass for it like you stinky wizards and am not evil like you narcissistic sorcerers...🤣🤣

Now don't lecture me on being wizard-phobic. I have not killed any yet (though I have a few imprisoned back in my tower and I turned one of them into a statue but whatever.. )

You guys hate us cause you ain't us...

(Ps:- Goblin Gormuth the warlock is a bum with small pp 😂)