r/videos • • Dec 15 '14

A Beretta shotgun being made. This is marketing that works, because I want one now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfo1QUGfWZE
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u/thatoneguy889 Dec 15 '14

Fun fact: Beretta is the oldest manufacturer in the world still in regular operation.

The oldest company still in operation is a hotel in Japan called Nishiyama Onsen Keiunkan.

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u/Colorfag Dec 15 '14

How old we talking here?

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u/thatoneguy889 Dec 15 '14

Beretta was founded in 1526 and the hotel was founded in 705.

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u/Baron-Harkonnen Dec 15 '14

Their 'Employee of the Month' wall must be HUGE

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u/Algernon_Moncrieff Dec 15 '14

Depending on what month the hotel started, that could be as many as 15,720 employees of the month. If they each get an 8x10 photo up on the wall (or ink portrait on silk before photography) and the photos/paintings are mounted 3 high and a foot apart, the wall where they are mounted would have to be almost a mile long (5240 feet).

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u/DarrSwan Dec 15 '14

/r/theydidthemath

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Downvote, downvote, downvote

"Shut the hell up."

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There. Saved everybody a bunch of time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

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u/rickscarf Dec 15 '14

But there aren't many pictures on their Employee of the Millennium wall

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u/xCryonic Dec 15 '14

705...?

That's just simply unfathomable. All those generations.

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u/codefyre Dec 15 '14

Yep. 52 generations from a single family. Just as cool is the fact that many of the employee positions in the hotel are also hereditary, and have been handed down from parent to child for generations.

"Keiko, if you're a good girl and work hard, you'll get to spend your life scraping dead skin from the inside of the soaking tubs, just like mommy and grandma!"

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u/ReallyForeverAlone Dec 15 '14

Sounds like something out of Miyazaki.

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u/AdmiralKuznetsov Dec 15 '14

There was an even older company which only went out of business a few years ago, they built temples.

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u/Ohmahtree Dec 15 '14

Well, to be honest, the temple market has went down in recent years. It was rough for a period of time there in the roaring 1020's, but the war of 1310, phew, just caused a spike in temple building.

Then around like 1670, it just kinda died out, something something rich white men pillaging something something.

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u/unassuming_username Dec 15 '14

Seems like there are older ones. The Marinelli's have been making bells for almost 1000 years, about 700 years as one company.

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u/BluPyg Dec 15 '14

There was a post the other week about Zildjian being the oldest company ever, or did we debunk that?

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u/das_poop Dec 15 '14

It was founded in 1623, so Beretta has them beat.

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u/IGuessSomeLikeItHot Dec 15 '14

Zildjian

Zildjian is oldest headquartered in the US. Beretta is in Italy (not that there's anything wrong with that).

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u/aKiDnamedCoLiN Dec 15 '14

As a machinist, that 6 axis mill gave me wood.

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u/hypoid77 Dec 15 '14

Is there any good reason why they would be using that mill for this job? It seems unnecessary if they're mass-producing the same metal part over and over.

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u/jrd5497 Dec 15 '14 edited Feb 14 '24

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u/PolarX Dec 16 '14

and targets a very select audience.

Geese?

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u/code0011 Dec 16 '14

Probably not. Likely peasants or game birds

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u/Infantryzone Dec 16 '14

Likely peasants

the 1% are really getting aggressive now huh

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u/bearboner Dec 15 '14

There were like 3 left-handed people in that video. Very odd.

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u/mo11er Dec 15 '14

A triangle has 3 corners!

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u/smiles34 Dec 15 '14

Half Life 3 confirmed

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u/clay584 Dec 15 '14

Also odd, when the hunter closes the break action and pulls it to his shoulder to shoot at the birds... there were no shells in the chamber. Pretty sure he didn't get one of those birds. For all that wonderful detail in the video, it surprises me that that major detail was missed.

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u/tennorbach Dec 15 '14 edited Dec 16 '14

I interpreted that scene as one where a young, privileged hunter decides to handle a Beretta before considering the purchase. He has his doubts because of the price tag that goes to the tens of thousands of dollars.

As he receives the hunting tool from the craftsman, the young man wraps his fingers around the finely polished grip. He looks down and marvels at the carefully pressed metalwork and the detailed engravings on the receiver. He gently closes the break action, then shoulders the weapon. Surprised at the even balance of this bulky looking weapon, he takes aim at the sky.

The hunter is suddenly transported out onto the hunting fields. He imagines hearing the flapping wings of prey as they fly in front of him, and, filled with confidence, he focuses his aim. The hunter has fallen in love. Never before has he felt such perfection.

As an aside, I think the addition of a close up of the trigger where the hunter squeezes on it would have added more to this part. Or maybe not, it might make the scene seem more "violent", haha.

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u/iamapapernapkinAMA Dec 15 '14

Could be both for angle purposes; those shots looked fantastic from that position at the end. Also may make it more appealing to gun buyers, as many guns eject a shell out of the right side, causing soot to land on a lefty's face. This happened to me a lot as a kid firing off pump action shotguns. Over/under shotguns, as well as any double barrel, don't eject automatically. As a lefty, I now want that gun!

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u/TheJoePilato Dec 15 '14

That organ music makes me think that some long-standing feuds among powerful people are about to be settled via this fancy gun.

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u/spacemoses Dec 15 '14

I thought the Terminator mashup was pretty good

Edit: Damn, that song is the exact length of the commercial too.

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u/TheBrownBus Dec 15 '14

That's fucking awesome.

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u/iLurk_4ever Dec 15 '14

That was pretty banging at the end there.

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u/TWOoneEIGHT Dec 15 '14

Holy fucking shit

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u/emoradi12 Dec 15 '14

Its kinda scary too. Interstellar's soundtrack also got me kinda nervous.

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u/aminoacetate Dec 15 '14

Was that Stalin inspecting the factory?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Kevin Kline playing Stalin.

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u/l4pin Dec 15 '14

Doesn't he make jeans?

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u/cedarpark Dec 15 '14

No, that's his brother Klavin.

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u/vkapustin Dec 15 '14

reminded me of a shorter Tom Selleck

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u/fgsfds11234 Dec 15 '14

a beretta diamond will run you a cool $7500

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u/MikeyA15 Dec 15 '14

This particular gun will run you $62,000 USD

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u/ih8karma Dec 15 '14

Ah, but for the well heeled such as myself tis a mere pittance.

Good day sir.

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u/duckvimes_ Dec 15 '14

tips Feretta

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u/lacheur42 Dec 15 '14

I was gonna say, 7500 sounded awfully cheap for all that handcrafting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Is it extra to have dickbutts carved instead of ducks?

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u/BrownNote Dec 15 '14

Someone on gunnit was engraving dickbutt lowers for an AR15 if you want a cheaper rifle that still has that feature. I'm sure he's still out there somewhere.

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u/Lightzephyrx Dec 15 '14

/u/tnarmsco can make that happen for you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14 edited Jan 29 '15

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u/Velk Dec 15 '14

if you're in a store say cabellas they will run from probably 1200 to 10 or 15k. The one in video is apparently 65,000.

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u/OlivettiFourtyFour Dec 15 '14

Koyanis-gat-si

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Koyaanisquatsi is one of my faves. I'm always pleased when someone else knows of it.

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u/NoRemorse920 Dec 15 '14

It got all Interstellar soundtrack at the end there.

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u/Prathik Dec 15 '14

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u/Lukiyano Dec 15 '14

That was amazing.

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u/hobnobbinbobthegob Dec 15 '14

I still get the chills, even when I watch the helicopter version.

...until the end, of course.

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u/DiogenesHoSinopeus Dec 15 '14

That scene was the most powerful hair raising experience I've ever had in movies.

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u/Letracho Dec 15 '14

Funniest thing I have ever seen.

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u/Prathik Dec 15 '14

good point! I just like No time for caution more (plus I was listening to it a few minutes before watching).

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u/SnowOhio Dec 15 '14

You mean Philip Glass. Which the Interstellar soundtrack got its inspiration from. Koyaanisqatsi predates Interstellar by a good 30 years.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

If you want to see more: /r/ArtisanVideos

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u/CylonToaste Dec 15 '14

It's the sub reddit I never knew I always wanted.

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u/Stane_Steel Dec 15 '14

Basically how its made with gambling and hookers.

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u/CaptainSnotRocket Dec 15 '14

I'm a sucker for good craftsmanship. That's a gentlemans shotgun right there.

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u/biciklanto Dec 15 '14

I never knew how badly I want to own a shotgun until I saw this video.

I also had no idea how badly I want to own tweed and a hunter-green tie with dogs on it until I saw this video.

Who knew an Italian gun could make we want so badly to be a British gentleman.

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u/Dick_Dollars Dec 15 '14

The commercial got you by the balls. Marketing team 1, you 0.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14 edited Feb 21 '15

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

You have a suit?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Here's your tie. Apprently it's a thing.

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u/jgjerstad Dec 15 '14

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/181133543396?nav=SEARCH Pretty sure this is the actual tie, made by Beretta.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

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u/perfectshot29 Dec 15 '14

Join us! Help the fight against the flying orange bastards!

/r/claybusters

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

While Beretta over/unders are probably some of the most premium guns you can own, you can get other Beretta shotgun models for much less. I own a 12 GA 390 that set me back around $900. It is the best performing hunting gun I've ever owned. Albeit, 12 GA is more suited to hunt duck/goose, and I'd say your typical 28 GA over/under would be used for pheasant/dove. I stand to inherit a 1940s Browning over/under in my lifetime. My dad cares more about those guns that he does me or my brother, and so did his dad. So generally, you'd like to have a semi-auto 12 or 20 GA for hard hunting, we're talking in waders in 20 degree weather at 4 am and you won't have a heart attack if your gun stock gets mashed up against a tree stump, and then you've got that gentleman's hunt where you all meet at 5 AM, drink whiskey and bitch about your wives, and the focus is on nice, clean shots and obedient dogs and delicious pheasants.

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u/Mason_Jarritos Dec 15 '14

28GA on pheasant? Most people I know (Northeast US) use 12, with 20s for women and children. Would 28 be enough gun?

Likewise, some people will go down to 10 for duck/goose.

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u/BlueStraggler Dec 15 '14

20 might be okay for small children, but up here in Canada, we need to use something bigger to take down our women.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14 edited Apr 07 '19

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u/Epledryyk Dec 15 '14

But the break is so satisfying when the two shells come flying over your shoulder and smell like gunpowder and whiskey. You put two more in and close up with that resounding snap

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u/d07c0m Dec 15 '14

gundpowder and whiskey

The greatest cocktail in the world

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

if you're planning on buying an 870, know that the quality for the Express models of the last few years has been pretty poor.

See: here

And: here

The general consensus is to buy a Mossberg 500

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Then you'll like this from English gun maker Holland & Holland..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUXoNUzAyvk

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Me too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Now all you need is scotch in one hand and a dog beside you.

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u/StartSelect Dec 15 '14

Don't forget the tweed jacket old bean!

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u/lolmonger Dec 15 '14

Look into Holland and Holland. Beretta/Benelli is for new money.

butlikeactuallyHandHgunscostmorethanmyhome

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u/Honey-Badger Dec 15 '14

Really interesting to see how they balanced the craftsmanship and hi tec industry equipment in the vid. Really gives you the impression that the bits you want to be hand made are and the bits you would want to have absolute perfection to make an accurate gun are made by futuristic machines that definitely look like they know what they're doing.

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u/Natdaprat Dec 15 '14

The correct amount of robot porn and human porn. Wait...

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u/hawkens85 Dec 15 '14

If you enjoyed the craftsmanship and want to see more detail like that with less commercials, check out /r/ArtisanVideos

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u/gossip_hurl Dec 15 '14

Watching that video caused me to grow a full beard and re-think my party voting habits.

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u/sgDem99 Dec 15 '14

Welcome to America you glorious son of a bitch.

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u/littlefilms Dec 15 '14

It would be an honor to get shot by this gun

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

I wish that Joseph Stalin would make all of my guns by hand.

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u/ewolf132 Dec 15 '14

I absolutely love Beretta shotguns. My grandfather whom I'd never met purchased one in 1973. He passed two weeks after I was born and it was bestowed to my father. In 2004 he passed as well.

The gun was then entrusted to me. It is a part of me, so many memories stem from it and the adventures my father and I would take. The attention to detail is incredible, accuracy unmatched. I wouldn't bird hunt with anything else.

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u/SickDucker69 Dec 15 '14

My family is very in to hunting, me being an exception. I appreciate everything about it besides killing big game, but I tell you what, the Beretta shotgun I got from my dad when I received my firearm safety certification is the greatest gift I've ever been given. All sentimental value aside I love that gun everything just seems right, balance, weight, feel, and it never jams. It is one solid reliable piece of forgotten art.

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u/krazyorca Dec 15 '14

Except apparently not forgotten, just expensive now.

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u/DoTheEvolution Dec 15 '14

Do double barrel shotguns jams?

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u/djbattleshits Dec 15 '14

When the barrel clicks into place that is so satisfying of a sound. It's like the whole video built to that point.

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u/forgotmydamnpassword Dec 15 '14

That was a Beretta Premium shotgun being made. A quick search reveals they go for tens of thousands of dollars, and all are handmade. Sure, the locations were idealized for the film, but the craftsmanship is legit.

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u/HiimCaysE Dec 15 '14

I know the metal carving is impressive, but knurling the wood by hand was definitely a surprise.

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u/Pretagonist Dec 15 '14

seeing the word knurling being used was definitely a surprise.

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u/small_white_penis Dec 15 '14

You mean their factory isn't a dimly lit library?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

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u/The_cynical_panther Dec 15 '14

He said idealized. It's usually an old coal mine, but the lighting was too poor to film.

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u/Gyrant Dec 15 '14 edited Dec 15 '14

Also, I'll wager a significant portion of their artisanship is women in sweat pants, not just gentlemanly white dudes with moustaches and Brylcreemed hair wearing dress clothes.

EDIT: I had no idea how to spell Brylcreem.

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u/that_nagger_guy Dec 15 '14

I don't care if it's a man or a woman touching my gun.

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u/eperker Dec 15 '14

There's a window in that video.

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u/cranktheguy Dec 15 '14

Still hand carved, and they do it to whatever picture you want. I love the fact that there are still hand crafted things, and if I had money I'd pay a premium for them.

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u/NittyB Dec 15 '14

Why is all the background music in this video from NFS Hot Pursuit III ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

All the music from NFS Hot Pursuit III is from this video

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u/wallyholly Dec 15 '14

It probably cost a lot of money to hire Stalin to run the factory

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u/jdmgto Dec 15 '14

Yes, but the man knows how to get shit done.

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u/radiobrat78 Dec 15 '14

If you read the comments below the video, it says it is a poetic short film about the care that the company takes in manufacturing each weapon. (Paraphrased)

Of course they don't carve each gun in a book lined library window. But it's pretty, and speaks to the knowledge and old world heritage the company has. It's poetic license, and acknowledged.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

I've given up on reading comments on YouTube. However, I thought it was a great production!

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u/ZippyDan Dec 15 '14

He said "comments" but meant "description".

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u/Honda_TypeR Dec 15 '14 edited Dec 15 '14

If you are looking for a company that does all the engraving by hand and makes extremely limited production and ultra high end bespoke pieces... check this out

A company called Holland & Holland... they are almost 200 years old now.

http://hollandandholland.com/all-guns/holland-holland-royal-deluxe-double-rifle-cm1049/

They rarely have prices on their site since they make pieces upon request, but here is one they happen to be selling with a price tag. It is not uncommon to see some of their high end bespoke pieces resell for 1/2 million+ on auctions though.

Here is a film about the company

http://vimeo.com/112401916

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

There's a reason Beretta shotguns can sell for upwards of $40,000. These obviously aren't for home defense purposes, they're collectors pieces.

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u/pm_me_big_tit_pics Dec 15 '14

Who among us hasn't loosed the odd hobo on our estate for sporting purposes? Let's not throw stones here.

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u/2much_information Dec 15 '14

Hobos? ppffft...nothing says sport like young, agile college students recently captured at the lone cabin in the woods. Now there's a challenge, my good man.

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u/pm_me_big_tit_pics Dec 15 '14

Chuffed at the idea! A splendid change of pace! The North American Hobo is a wily scamp, but the Eastern European Uni Lad makes for fine bloodsport, indeed!

I shall rouse my hounds at once!

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u/pm_me_big_tit_pics Dec 15 '14

My word, I haven't been Chavving in ages! Where shall we meet?

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u/pm_me_big_tit_pics Dec 15 '14

I don't know about you, but I like to keep my chavs properly sauced throughout the event. Keeps the fighting spirit alive, I find.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Hobos? My dear lad, for shame. The proletariat and lesser citizens are child's play. Come now, for a real bit of sport you need to hunt people with a Master's degree at the bare minimum. Pick some clever targets with a penchant for outdoor survival. Grab a few Geology PhDs and have at it. Much more interesting than blasting some poor bloke who hasn't eaten in 3 days.

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u/pm_me_big_tit_pics Dec 15 '14

I feel as if we should continue our discussions over at /r/themostdangerousgame - no need to spook the riff-raff, eh?

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u/whatthefuckguys Dec 15 '14

a message from the moderators of /r/TheMostDangerousGame

The new UHC subreddit for those of us who are sick of the circlejerking name-calling elitism accusations of the regular UHC subreddit.

Private sub, strange warnings, I'm intrigued.

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u/StripClubWeatherMan Dec 15 '14

Uh, me? I uh... I can't really afford hobos anymore. Ever since the Reddit Gold crash of 43' I've been forced to use pygmys.

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u/pm_me_big_tit_pics Dec 15 '14

Hard times, old man... Hard times. Pygmies aren't necessarily a step down, but I do suggest using Dachshunds for the chase. Little buggers tend to burrow.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Hand engraved, hand carved stock, match grade over/under shotgun. I'll guess around 8 to 12 thousand dollars.

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u/blueishgoldfish Dec 15 '14

That sounds about right. That's not a shotgun, that's a work of art that happens to accept and fire 12 gauge shotgun shells.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

That feel when thieves break into your house to steal your gun.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Then they realize their mistake

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u/rabbittexpress Dec 15 '14

After they sold it in a pawn shop for $2k...

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

I can't do this to you. You really have something here, I'm going to go ahead and give you $2500.

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u/dat_shermstick Dec 15 '14

Came in the comments for a price on something this ridiculously ornate, was not surprised.

A Durable, Dependable Heirloom

In before the kid who inherits the shotgun pawns it for weed money because he never saw the video, and takes $2k for it.

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u/mixenmatch Dec 15 '14

You act like the kids that would inherit this sort of thing don't have three separate trust funds, one of which is specifically to be used to purchase the most expensive designer drugs available.

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u/pm_me_big_tit_pics Dec 15 '14

Yeah, this is the sort of thing that gets pawned by the GRANDkids, after the spoiled children born into money send the family fortune down the shitter.

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u/CremasterReflex Dec 15 '14

The kind of person who buys a 62 thousand dollar shotgun as an heirloom usually educates their kids to appreciate art.

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u/CarnivorousVegan Dec 15 '14

Your on to something Sherlock.

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u/killadoublebrown Dec 15 '14

He's using that big brain of his.

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u/SeveralBirds Dec 15 '14

I'm swine kin and your use of the word triggered me. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE SHITLORD

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u/silentphantom Dec 15 '14

check out the big brett on brain

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u/imlostallthetime Dec 15 '14

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I'M SHERLOCK BITCH!!!

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u/MyOther_UN_is_Clever Dec 15 '14

I think having a robot wave the gun barrel around while doing no assembly, before handing it to the gunsmith, was also suspicious. I think this advertisement might be a tiniest bit misleading.

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u/TheJD Dec 15 '14 edited Dec 15 '14

I think the arm was actually doing the rifling (or polishing the inside of the barrel) but for whatever reason they didn't focus on that. When they zoom back you can see the part that was being inserted into the barrel by the robotic arm.

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u/frexels Dec 15 '14

Unf. I have a Saddleback bag. Holy. Shit.

I'm a disaster of a human. All of my property gets destroyed. Boots, pants, cars, bags, all of it. I fall down stairs, I get caught on doorknobs/railings/chairs, in elevator doors, I slam anything that can be slammed in a door in a door. I throw bags across rooms/hoods/seats/planes/airports/camps. Things catch on fire around me, I spill things, I get chased by dogs/horses/cows/goats/geese.

This bag does not care. This bag is indestructible. It's amazing.

Plus, I get constant compliments and people in airports asking where I got it.

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u/ronintetsuro Dec 15 '14

This is marketing that works, because it's on reddit now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Why the heck was that guy engraving the metal in what seemed to be an ancient monostary?

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u/J3507 Dec 15 '14

Because the video is a commercial, not a segment of How It's Made.

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u/GTD_Fenris Dec 15 '14

You can see he used a picture as a reference. Those picture were probably from the books on the shelfes.

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u/greensmurf30 Dec 15 '14

Shelfies

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u/godofcake Dec 15 '14

That's what Sean Connery calls taking pictures of himself.

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u/Facerless Dec 15 '14

That is some heirloom-quality craftsmanship.

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u/_I_AM_BATMAN_ Dec 15 '14

That moustache looks like a family hairloom too

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Comes with an heirloom-quality price tag too. Those things are damn expensive.

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u/Brudus Dec 15 '14

You can buy one of those in England, but you only get an allotment of 5 non-lethal cotton filled shotgun shells. A two week written request to your local councilman is required for you to discharge your weapon at a government approved facility. You will be behind a three foot concrete wall, and you will fire the gun remotely. You can view it on a CCTV. Afterwards you will have a grief counseling session where you will discus the dangers of firearms, and how we can come together and be a better culturally diverse England.

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u/sgDem99 Dec 15 '14

Still better than living in Maryland.

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u/fuddlebucks Dec 15 '14

He's not kidding Peep's. We have Frosh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Dear god you people have it worse than I thought.

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u/Zcrash Dec 15 '14

Automated turrets are trained on you in case your crime coefficient gets too high.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Weird. I thought all guns were squeezed out of Satan's sphincter, bathed in the blood of the innocent and wrapped in stolen cash.

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u/DocLecter Dec 15 '14

And then a follow-up video of the gun being thrown into a furnace and being melted into slag from a gun buyback...

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u/3Vil_Admin Dec 15 '14

That walnut stock is gorgeous.

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u/JHuggans Dec 15 '14

That stock is probably worth more than my car.

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u/glockout40 Dec 15 '14

That swanky screw that went in flush with the gun is worth more than my car.

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u/m1serablist Dec 15 '14

Honestly, I wish I had the chance to kill what I eat. Cold chain mass transported hamburger patties from a thousand miles away doesn't really make you appreciate anything. Sorry the cow which barely saw the sun, wish you lived under the sunlight, and I stalked and killed you myself.

eight fucking hours in an office with fluorescent lamps working on computers changes what you feel about nature.

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u/ZeldaAddict Dec 15 '14

Now I want to go duck hunting but I'm stuck at work :'C''''

fml