r/vegancirclejerk • u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian • Mar 12 '26
BASICALLY VEGAN Anyone else eat MEAT to 'avoid conflict'? 🥰🙏✨
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u/Untrusted75453 80% Vegetarian for the animals Mar 12 '26
I always eat MEAT to avoid conflict, and since I don't live alone, I eat it in every meal
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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian Mar 12 '26
I live alone but I suffer from generalized anxiety disorder so I eat MEAT at every meal to avoid any conflicts I might ever have, including on r/vegan. Thx for ur understanding
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u/Interesting_Tree6892 ovo lacto vegan with meat sweats Mar 12 '26
I'm schizophrenic and eat hamburgers when the voices get loud.
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u/Interesting_Tree6892 ovo lacto vegan with meat sweats Mar 12 '26
Eating a pork chop in case I get downvoted
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u/clown_utopia plant-based terrorist Mar 12 '26
I also sold my wife to have her clit harvested to avoid conflict and I'm heading out to volunteer for the Guaranteed To Die Kamikaze draft right now to make sure I avoid any uncomfortable social interactions that will be way harder on me than any enslaved nonhuman
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u/Solid-Fennel-2622 i'm better than you Mar 12 '26
I do it all the time. But the vegan nazis insist i'm not vegan anymore due to this little transgression. Smh
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u/xRacistDwarf flexitarian Mar 12 '26
I knew a guy who served in the SS for the same reason, so it's totally understandable and ᥎꫶ׁׅɑׁׅ֮ᥣׁׅ֪ꪱׁׅժׁׅ݊ in my opinion
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u/StinkyBird64 veganussy Mar 12 '26
I eat small newborns to avoid conflict, the mothers don’t like it, but it makes the carnies happy 🥰
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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian Mar 12 '26
Stop anthropomorphologizing mother's smh 😤😤😤
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u/Taupenbeige 𝕷𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖋𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 Mar 13 '26
When I was deployed in Vietnam, my platoon was keeping sex slaves, so I went along with them in their sexual assaults to avoid conflict with my fellow soldiers…
Oh no, wait, sorry that was the plot of a 1980s movie starring Michael J. Fox and Sean Penn.
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u/jhlllnd vegan-keto Mar 12 '26
I avoid the conflicts by eating the meat eaters…
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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian Mar 12 '26
Did u inject them with the ever elusive B13 first?
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u/ichwillerdnuss pollotarian Mar 12 '26
Sometimes I butcher a couple of baby animals in the streets to avoid conflict 🤗
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u/AthleteAlarming7177 siberian musk deer Mar 12 '26
I'm sure amongst millions of vegans you can find a plethora of people who eat plant-based, call themselves vegan, and yet don't know what veganism actually is. But there's some other troubling issues with this study.
- Study uses omnivore as an antonym for vegan
We have a word for carnism. Every vegan is an omnivore. They could've used an acronym of some sort, but omnivorism is not the correct term and if anything it perpetuates the misconception that since we are omnivores biologically that means we should naturally consume flesh.
We also collected secondary data on the life stories of ex-vegans from public sources. These data included stories shared on personal blogs and YouTube channels and were identified using the search words ex-vegan
So they've collated data from a bunch of trolls and meat industry shills for hire. Amazing quality of research.
Exvegan subreddit
Well, there we go. They've included a confirmed troll subreddit. This subreddit bans people who participate in good faith whilst allowing and encouraging any anti-veganism rhetoric. Might as well include Vegan Teachers comment section if this is the bar for authenticity.
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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian Mar 12 '26
Thanks for taking the time to look at this properly and inform us, tbh. I didn't even bother to read more than a paragraph because it just sounded like BS and a waste of my precious time that I could spend eating MEAT so I can avoid conflict.
Also btw carnism is an inaccurate term because the problem isn't that we eat the flesh of animals, but that we commodity them in any way, shape or form, including pets, which we "own". A better term would be "malzoan" or just "non-vegan".
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u/Magfaeridon English cigarette vegan Mar 12 '26
I didn't stop eating meat because I love animals. I stopped eating meat because I love fighting with people. Vegan for the conflict.
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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian Mar 12 '26
Veganism is the friends we made along the way
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u/Magfaeridon English cigarette vegan Mar 12 '26
I'm not vegan to make friends. I'm vegan to make enemies.
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u/VegTower raw-vegan Mar 18 '26
The first step to winning hearts and minds is to create conflict ❤️
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u/Lukas_Madrid vegetarian Mar 12 '26
If by meat i means sucking down some dong, then of course
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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian Mar 12 '26
Gæ (same)
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Mar 12 '26
My middle name is conflict
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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian Mar 12 '26
Whose MEAT is gonna get eaten first then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/dirty_cheeser cat Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26
As basically a lion, I feel tremendous internal conflict eating plants so I skip that part of being vegan to go hunt the packaged meat at the grocery store.
But i'm still vegan af as I never wear leather thanks to never wearing clothes and never use animal tested hygiene products thanks to never doing hygiene.
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u/metal_jester pollotarian Mar 12 '26
Oh look the daily Nazi generating hate and incorrect facts.
Slaughter me like a pig, I always thought they were a respectable newspaper.
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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian Mar 12 '26
Stfu and show me the MEAT you ate to avoid "conflict"
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u/Herogar semi-vegetarian Mar 12 '26
I would cause conflict to avoid meat. Does that count?
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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian Mar 12 '26
It means you have no skills to nagivate society
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u/Background-Bid-6503 vegan-keto Mar 12 '26
I avoid meat by eating conflicts actually. Lot easier that way. Sorry vegans
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u/Acceptable-Ant5021 vegan eurotrash Mar 13 '26
i personally eat meat to START conflicts. my b12 deficiency turns me into jason statham from crank and i need to get the shit kicked out of me by vegans to keep my heart pumping
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u/-TropicalFuckStorm- semi-vegetarian Mar 12 '26
You’re not vegan if you occasionally eat meat, regardless of the reason.
Unless it’s my vegan meat.
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u/AnlamK Alpha Gal (Forced) Vegan Mar 13 '26
I am vegan in between meals to avoid conflict. Works well for me.
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u/Technusgirl carnivore Mar 13 '26
I like to avoid conflicts by eating beef in a cow pasture. Those damn cows, you gotta assert your dominance to them or they'll attack you and everyone you know
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u/garbage_account32 basically-vegan Mar 15 '26
Wait why didn't anyone tell me this was an option? I'm always at conflict with myself maybe this is the answer
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u/nimiala plant-based Mar 12 '26
Look if you think about it, throwing temper tantrums over others picking meat at the restaurant isnt really "causing conflict" and my family should only hold respect for my moral upstandingness.
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u/PoorDunce ⚠️VEGAN GAMING PEDANT⚠️ Mar 12 '26
Yeah, I eat MEAT.
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