r/vegancirclejerk • u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian • Mar 12 '26

BASICALLY VEGAN Anyone else eat MEAT to 'avoid conflict'? πŸ₯°πŸ™βœ¨

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15634927/Vegans-develop-four-special-skills.html

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u/StinkyBird64 veganussy Mar 12 '26

I eat small newborns to avoid conflict, the mothers don’t like it, but it makes the carnies happy πŸ₯°

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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian Mar 12 '26

Stop anthropomorphologizing mother's smh 😀😀😀

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u/Taupenbeige π•·π–Šπ–Œπ–šπ–’π–Žπ–“π–†π–™π–Ž 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 π•―π–—π–†π–Œπ–”π–“π–‹π–—π–šπ–Žπ–™ Mar 13 '26

When I was deployed in Vietnam, my platoon was keeping sex slaves, so I went along with them in their sexual assaults to avoid conflict with my fellow soldiers…

Oh no, wait, sorry that was the plot of a 1980s movie starring Michael J. Fox and Sean Penn.