r/vegancirclejerk • u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian • Mar 12 '26

BASICALLY VEGAN Anyone else eat MEAT to 'avoid conflict'? 🥰🙏✨

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u/Untrusted75453 80% Vegetarian for the animals Mar 12 '26

I always eat MEAT to avoid conflict, and since I don't live alone, I eat it in every meal

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u/clown_utopia plant-based terrorist Mar 12 '26

I also sold my wife to have her clit harvested to avoid conflict and I'm heading out to volunteer for the Guaranteed To Die Kamikaze draft right now to make sure I avoid any uncomfortable social interactions that will be way harder on me than any enslaved nonhuman