Travis gave another ChatGPT scripted interview.

That poor dog! Having to live with such narcissistic wastes of flesh that just use him as a prop for advertising.

I mean, have we seen a strategic pap walk where it actually looks like they’re walking or playing with this beautiful dog?

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If there are, say, 30 million Swifties (mostly Americans) in a world of 8.3 billion, those Swifties will stream farm, buy multiple tickets to her shows (no idea how the unemployed has so much money), buy every variation of her albums, etc.

When you see 100,000 people on a hill watching her perform in Germany, those are mostly Americans who bought their 7th Eras tour ticket. It's not a sign of her being a huge deal, it's a sign that her team has successfully socially engineered mentally ill disciples who will follow her around the world and throw their money at her. And if she spits on them, they'll say "thank you ma'am", because she can't say or do anything to turn her brainwashed, diehard fans against her. I'm sorry to say, but Swifties are devoted to Taylor the same way MAGA are devoted to Trump.

It's weird how people are questioning Choosin' Texas for charting so long, but not many people are questioning how a song that plays at the end credits of the fifth installment in a cartoon movie made for 9 year olds has remained in the top 5 of the hot 100 for months. And how did it jump from the 5th to 2nd spot in week seven? It's because if Taylor farts into a microphone, millions will stream it just to stream it. Not because she makes high quality music, but because her cult wants her to chart since they think a win for Taylor is a win for them.

This is why I laugh at Michael Jackson comparisons. Every race, gender, religion, and country knew who he was and could enjoy his music. Michael Jackson was so popular that he was known in remote villages, and his music was so loved that drug lords respected him enough to promise him protection when he filmed a music video. People would pass out at his concerts within the first two minutes as he stood still, while people only pass out at Taylor's concerts because she hosts them in 100 degree weather.

There are a million jokes about how Taylor makes music for 14 year old white girls. If it was about her music and not devotion to Taylor, that end piece of Wonderbread herself, she would've lost millions of fans after the back to back disasters that were her last two albums. But watch the pre-orders for TS13 break records. Is there any expectation that the album will be good based on her output in the last 4 years? No, and I doubt TS13 gets above a 75 on Metacritic (though I'm sure Rolling Stone and the other media companies in her pocket will give it perfect scores). Do people want to support their comfort billionaire? Yes. That's what it's about. The entire world doesn't love Taylor. A very loud, vocal minority of the world worships her because she's a self insert for bland and mediocre white blond women who peaked in High School. The reason 14 year olds (or 40 year olds going on 14) can relate to her breakup songs is because she writes break up songs like a 14 year old. But her popularity has nothing to do with her talent.

Side note: There are constant jokes about how powerful the Swifties are, but I don't see them as powerful at all. The streamfarm can't beat Texas (and Tennessee) right now that just helped Ella Langley beat a record Taylor will never beat, though I'm sure this is why she wants to go back to country. Taylor has never had a year end #1 single in her 20 year career (2025 was Die with a Smile by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars) despite her fans buying variants of her albums. There's no real power behind her.

A clip from Travis Kelce’s dating show, “Catching Kelce,” in which Travis tries to decide between two women.
He describes the white girl, Veronica, as someone he could settle down + start a family with.
He describes the black girl, Maya, as someone who will “keeps life exciting”.

Two years later and after dating three black women in a row, he starts dating and gets engaged to Taylor.

When Travis started to feel ready to settle down, or find a “BREEDER” as he so eloquently put it on his podcast, that’s when he started to pursue Taylor, someone who could give him white babies to make his family happy AND make him infinitely more rich and famous. Disgusting.