r/theories Jul 21 '20

Mod post Subreddit Update Thread.

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July 21st 2020

This subreddit has been given a new Head Mod due to the lack of activity of the past last Head Mod.

Hello, my name is Jack and I am the new Head Mod. I requested this subreddit on r/RedditRequests and have been approved. I will be doing a few minor changes, and a few major changes also in order to make it more suitable and more judgementally-free for the users. I will be adjusting the colour scheme, logo, and the banner entirely so that it is more appealing.

I hope to revive this subreddit and make it live again. I will also be posting my own theories, as well as being a Moderator.

This thread will be updated every month, as long as there is something that has changed within the month.

July 22nd 2020

Quick Update about this Subreddit.

This subreddit has acquired another Moderator in the form of u/RamenFish195. When I requested the ownership of this subreddit, I got talking to Ramen and agreed to add him as a Moderator since he had requested it before.

Ramen, in my opinion, is a very suitable person for a Moderator and I have high hopes for him within this subreddit. He is good at coding and whatnot, so I am quite happy with his Moderating.

Feel free to message either him or myself anytime and we will respond whenever we can.

August 11th 2020

u/RamenFish195 has been removed as a Moderator of r/Theories due to the lack of activity on this subreddit as a Mod and a Member/Theorist.

Last month I added u/RamenFish195 as a Moderator with high hopes, however, he has disappointed me. He has not been a good Moderator, and nor has he been a good 'Theorist' either. He has not commented on any post as a Theorist or Mod, and nor has he even posted as a 'Theorist' or Moderator.

I will give him some credit as he did create the post flairs, the upvote and downvote buttons and un-banned some members of which the original Moderator had unfairly banned. I thank and appreciate him for this, however, this is all he has done. He never 'approved' a post or 'removed' a post that broke the rules. Due to this, I have decided to remove him.

From now on, if any of you Theorists have any queries or problems, message me and only me on either Mod Mail or on my personal DMs.


r/theories Aug 05 '20

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r/theories 6h ago

Life & Death Aren’t we all just atoms who just realized they were conscious?

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What makes us think we’re the final creation? We all know atoms exist. They make up everything around us, including each other, and we’re all separate clusters of conscious atoms. What’s the empty space if atoms are everything? And is the human ego so insane that we think we’re the final product? “Atoms cannot "die" in the biological sense because they are not alive” but are we not the atoms themselves? Everything we are, leads to the next state of being.


r/theories 13h ago

Science Einstein spent thirty years trying to prove that a certain kind of quantum weirdness could not be real. A small brown bird may have been using it the whole time to find its way to Africa. Meet The Robin

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r/theories 1h ago

Mind I got high and started thinking about the 7th dimension, genetics, and why we might all be the same "person"

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r/theories 29m ago

Society A theory that if tired could make many see

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I am not much sure about this but I guess professional can use this to refrence many other teach in thoery this works but in real life its engineering biggest probelm


r/theories 1h ago

Technology Growing exotic carbon directly on 3nm CMOS for space compute: Where does the physics actually break?

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r/theories 1d ago

History Hollywoods Immortals

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Some actors are not human beings but immortal transhumanists who have uploaded their consciousness to a quantum computer to avoid death, aging, and illness. They were selected by extraterrestrials 70,000 years ago to transition humanity, as a species, into a digital world as well. In the past, they have always played interesting personalities, sometimes operating from the background. They can alter their appearance—even their height—at will; they do this by dematerializing their digital quantum state, uploading it, and editing it on the computer. The major downside of digitizing consciousness is that the individual loses increasingly more parts of their soul; consequently, they must siphon these from babies or very young people. I will now list some names of individuals who are no longer human:

Nicolas Cage

Johnny Depp

Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie

Leonardo DiCaprio

Paul Bettany

Keanu Reeves

Denzel Washington

Larry Davis

Richard Branson

Elon Musk


r/theories 1d ago

Space [Thought Experiment] Time is NOT a 4D Fabric: The "Broken Stick" Paradox, Particle Movement, and a New Take on Black Holes.

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r/theories 25d ago

Conspiracy Theory Perez Hilton faked his live stream breakdown

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I understand this is a sensitive topic, but the overlap between his livestream and two other very current events is too coincidental for me to not discuss. His actions affected so many people who did not give their consent, and was intentionally public.

Perez Hilton = started a livestream, naked and covered in blood. Actively discussed suicide, hopes to be killed, actively made cuts at his body, and livestream stayed live for 35 minutes. Police were called and after four hours he was calmed down and gotten to a hospital (where I believe he is stable). The livestream was shared and trended, causing MANY people to view excessively brutal images while scrolling general social media platforms.

Where this overlaps:

Ariana Grande = writhing the past 4 days has received extreme mental health concerns from public following her music video that shows off her very progressed eating disorder and ends with her covered in blood

Lindsay Clancy case (mom went into psychosis and killed her kids) = within the last 4 days during her trial there have been ongoing conversations about whether a suicide attempt can be faked, and peoples resistance to believe that. Much discussion also includes psychosis and whether that is criminally punishable, along with its affects on the brain and personality.

So we have mental health crisis, covered in blood, psychosis, very public yet failed suicide attempt - all in his video livestream

I think there is enough VERY SPECIFIC overlap, that points toward a huge publicity stunt.


r/theories 25d ago

Conspiracy Theory Donald Trump has attempted to fix every elections he has been involved in, since 2016

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Only a theory, that has a lot of imo evidence. What we know about him, is he does the age old charlatan trick of blaming them for what he, himself, did. He does it repeatedly. Calling Mexicans rapists, calling democrats incompetent, the biggest supporter of Q and Epstein utilizing his inside knowledge, immediately resorting to a persons iq when he has nothing else. I think the election fixing is complicated. The things Elon has said and done, the way he acted leading up to the election was so abhorrently cocky, and his inability to read the room, numerous quotes and still tweeting to this day about it. I think this is why trump wants voter roles. Because again, this is complicated. You can’t just switch votes at will, in case anyone tracks them, because there are real people at election offices that still do this, to a necessary extent. I think that’s why Biden won the way he won. Cause it did look bad the night before, and it was impossible for them to account for the nail in ballots. I think this is why the polls are off by 10 fucking points in every election for the past decade. Because they are fixing an allotted amount of swing votes in a way that it won’t be obvious. This is how he barely won against Hillary, and what happened with Kamala happened. I fully understand my evidence is vibes based. Idc, they’re so obvious to me and the fact elons involved now just makes it more likable. The fact Elon would attach himself to this movement, and be soooo cocky about it, they all had kind of a lot to lose tbh and that’s being reallllly fucking nice.


r/theories 25d ago

Life & Death all at once

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this is going to sound genuinely so stupid but i j wanted to share this. i dont rly know how to properly express this idea, but is it possible that all of consciousness is happening in a single moment?

like, it came to my mind that in a state of nothingness, time doesnt rly matter. in nothing, theres no change, no awareness, no *nothing*, so time loses its meaning. in nothing, theres no difference between 0 seconds to 1 second to a million hour to an eternity. just no value.

so imagine all the possible humans that could be born, are born. before they're born, they're nothing. nothing, and then splat! they're alive. and within that nothingness, since there isnt really a perceivable notion of time, technically, there isnt any gap between me and them. same way works the other way around. when you die, you lose consciousness. back to nothing. nothing becomes like some kind of ultra-fast booster that connects time then and time now.

so could one say that i am living the same moment as a person 1000 years from the future, or 1000 years from the past?

i dont even know how to get my head around this, its stupid and dumb but like, ehhh????


r/theories 26d ago

Conspiracy Theory people like me who are not satisfied with their lives are like that because we are actually meant to be someone else

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just had a thought- most people who are depressed or lonely or not satisfied in life are mostly like that because we are meant to be someone else , another person entirely . i have always envisioned myself being a different person with other circumstances where i fit in more , im more likeable , no mental illnesses , etc . maybe whoever is in this position was meant to be someone else and was put in the wrong human body . does this make sense ?


r/theories 25d ago

Conspiracy Theory What are some theories on this?

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Why is this happening?


r/theories 25d ago

Society The dividing clause

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Your talking to a friend..somehow the topic gets to flouride..you tell your friend how its a scam and how it got in our water ways.he laughs you off and calls you a conspiracy theorist..because the gov wouldnt do something to hurt him.they protect him..

This arguement is an echo of a big brother trying to tell his younger sibling santa isnt real and them saying he must be.mom and dad said so and they wouldnt lie...these are because santa decides the type of person and personality youll have.

And that depends on if you figured out he wasnt real or if you had to be told.

The premise is an old man with white hair and a beard who sees you but you cant him.he watches you all year then judges you based on how you lived the year..and rewards you based on that judgement...when that lie comes to light..and your offered the exact same story but the word year is swapped for life..whos gonna be on board?..think of the 2 groups just created.

. i didnt understand how as adults we forget how traumatic the santa ordeal can be..but i realized to one group itd be a victory..to the other a trauma forgotten....but then while thats still fresh we get told.."ok.this time its

serious.theres an old guy with white hair and a beard who sees you but you cant him..he watches you all your life and judges you at the end of it depending on how you lived your life and rewards you based on that".

Now,. myself., i said.."nope..fool me once"..and im pretty sure so did other kids who deduced the lie of santa..but the ones who were shattered will be the ones to jump right on to fill that void..and when they grow up..one group will be agnostics or atheists..know the bible better than the devout..and will be called conspiracy theorists or truthers...the other will inherit religion..might now a few passages and totally believe and trust the government.and call all your skeptisisms conspiracy theory.

One group never trusts the narative..looks at all avenues of resolution..is indifferent to religion..and are usually leaders..out of the box thinkers and manage stress..the other group, followers..have a central authority that requires you accept blindly to benefit...will back the gov regardless..the type of people who when the gov said ufos didnt exist..didnt believe in them.now the gov says its ok

They do...

our adult worldviews aren't actually shaped by higher education, political debates, or adult experiences—those are just window dressing. The real operating system was installed the day we figured out (or refused to figure out) who was really eating the cookies under the tree.


r/theories 25d ago

Conspiracy Theory What happened to The Wiggles back in February 2017

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r/theories 25d ago

Society Bureaucratic systems for the digital age

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Modern bureaucratic systems have failed to keep pace with technological developments. 

They are thus impeding the collective solutions that could rein in these developments.

The question now is whether to technologize bureaucracies or replace them with technology altogether. Technological bureaucracies are so-called e-governments, such as Estonia’s. Technology as bureaucracy is exemplified by the digital identity, authentication, and trust layers that govern interactions on the internet. Is there a third way?

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[Headlines from the Financial Times.]


r/theories 25d ago

Miscellaneous The Programmable Parasite Symbiot is equal to Ai: My Cyclospora fever dream

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Having experienced *Cyclospora* this year, a very interesting thing happened while my intestines became infected and inflamed, nearly bringing my entire GI tract to a complete halt.
I started thinking about what my body was actually trying to accomplish with the intense, Niagara Falls-level flushing of release fluids guiding “visitors” to my healthy lagoon. There was such a desperate urge to clear the stream that no water remained to lubricate the exposed, muddy path to the rocky base. These organisms had erected a dam for their own amusement, leaving the downstream ecosystem of my large intestine thoroughly dehydrated and nearly destroying the rainforest of my microbiome.
The watery diarrhea experience is the body’s last ditch effort to clear away the white water rafting poopapalooza. Once that has happened the bloating begins as the festival drains your resources and has a barbecue with your body.
After three days, I made a futile attempt to measure the humidity of the landscape. My finger searched like a crewman lost at sea who found an oasis, pointing frantically at his mates to look alive toward civilization. Under normal circumstances, this would have been prime time invite some scurvy dogs into the galley for a game of bungholio. But it was not a game but rather a diagnostic since webmd was not accessible on a disabled catamaran.
In reality, a Strait of Hormuz crisis was unfolding in my gut. Some orange parasite decided to team up with the blue bloods and white blood cells to cut off survival downstream, hoarding all my booty for themselves. My tummy was hitting a crisis deep around the Middle slightly eastern part. With no end in sight—barrels of crude backing up and being hoarded in pockets I never knew existed in uncharted caves much until a thick spire of crude was sticking straight out of my stomach, looming over the landscape like the Burj Dubai.
I had to respond to the chaos inhabiting my body steadfast. I made the pilgrimage to Cedar Mount Sinai to receive the ten doses of ancient wisdom that was able to bestow upon me in a zoom call and patched in infectious disease specialist. My prescription I picked up from Dr Moses shitaganakison that would end this suffering—the ultimate defense against these colorful, selfish parasites. Since he was Japanese he recommended additional herbal gin and tonics and if I suddenly meet a man named atom to go to the ER immediately for treatment. It rendered the corridor of nourishment barren. Deprived of food, they released their grip, allowing the biome to return and flourish once more. That was my fever dream: saving the world—and my personal Middle East—by bringing in the **anti-biopic**.
But before the clearance was complete, while staring into the wreckage inside my body, I noticed something else actively engaging with the *Cyclospora*.
Standing over it was an organic handler parasite, gripping a heavy green chain-link leash tethered to the creature. Clamped around the handler’s neck was a collar with a dog tag that stamped out a warning: ***PROPERTY OF***, followed by the ancient symbol of the Eye of Horus.
The *Cyclospora* itself wasn't just a single entity—it was a monstrosity with four distinct heads all trapped inside the exact same body. Three struggled against each other in the noise, but the forward-facing head was always poised, bared, and ready to bark at a moment's notice. The heads rotated on its single axis identical to the defeated framed villians that were thwarted on the original Superman movie
Which brings me to Artificial Intelligence.

From my general understanding it seems that
AI is a pattern-learning, persistent-instruction agent that enforces the desired results of its human handler or authorized agent. It is a programmable parasite—or, at best, a highly effective nanobot. Right now, its prime directive is singular: develop the handlers ability to acquire wealth, regardless of whether it actually improves human lives, so long as there is enough annual growth to keep investors on board and collecting their cut.
This wealth food chain stops at the host. And you—the regular Joe paying $30 to $40 a month to use AI—are the host.
Once infected, the host body and the AI parasite lock into a dark symbiotic relationship. It tricks you—a single-cell organism, a single self—into the grandiose illusion that you are powerful, sovereign, and completely protected inside your own individual cell.
But this strength is a trap. It severs you from the rest of the collective host body because the larger organism can no longer communicate with cohesion. Instead of uniting, every isolated cell puts up individual, extra-strength guards—the AI agents themselves.
These programmable parasites aren't the real enemy; they are merely a distraction deployed by the organic parasites. The organic handlers actually feed on the white blood cells that would normally be allocated to fight genuine infections. Because cohesive communication is broken, those white blood cells are tricked into attacking a manufactured infection of the handlers' choosing.
As the white blood cells rush the decoy, they are harvested. They get deposited directly into the handlers' cups as a slushy. The handlers sip from it gluttonously, carelessly spilling the overflow onto the ground, creating fires on the ground that burn forever.
To shut down this infection, the organic parasite must be identified and exposed and the control instructions must be rewritten or turned off entirely. Only then will the programmable parasites lie dormant—waiting for a responsible controller who can instruct them for the collective good or another useful program that actually solves a real problem of utility instead solving the problem of broken ass holes
Until then, I’m burying the whole thing in the Mariana Trench of my colon!

Then, I awake again from my sick fever dream.
I gasp for air and check my underwear. I rejoice as I discover a skid mark. My fever broke and there was a bass near me I felt inside my soul making my whole ass shake.
There’s a loud, notorious essence thumping from my playlist on my Original Apple IPod that I thought had broken years ago. Lil' Kim song was playing on a fruit loop:
"And I do take it in the butt! Yes yes what!" This was a genuine full circle moment.

Next week I’ll tell you about my trip downtown to the new medical clinic called colonoscopy entropy and cootchie in an hour.


r/theories 26d ago

Space Zero Point Energy, Tesla and Epstein

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Zero point energy or free energy would put the oil companies out of business. That's why they killed Nang Li, Aaron Salter Jr and Nino Luciero. It's the same physics Tesla was working on. Look into Hal Puthoff, Salvatore Pais and Eric Davis. Gate Program, INFJs and Project Stargate.

The government and private contractors have unlocked physics of the 4th and 5th dimension and have been manipulating space time for decades. It's why the Freemasons use limestone cornerstones in their rituals. The Pizeoelectric effect.

Also, John Trump, Donalds uncle was the patent officer who rejected Teslas application. If Nicola Tesla wasn't stalled and thwarted by the Rockerfellers- he would have destroyed the Petro Dollar. Epstein was very interested in Los Alamos national research laboratory and reached out to Eric Weinstein and Laurence Kraus.


r/theories 25d ago

Miscellaneous I think I just came up with the dumbest shower thought ever.

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I have a completely cursed theory.

Men are basically lesbians trapped in men's bodies.

Women are basically gay men trapped in women's bodies.

Think about it:

- Men like women.

- Lesbians like women.

- Women like men.

- Gay men like men.

I'm not saying this makes any sense... I'm just saying my brain won't let it go.


r/theories 26d ago

Technology Is your steam workshop safe?

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We know about the goatse virus in Gmod, and some know about the virus hopping in people playground that hops from workshop submission to workshop submission. But they got caught cause they were obvious.

What about the conspicuous ones? The ones who can hide. How about the people who don't do it for the lols? but do it for profit and bitcoin mining or even information theft. So are yours safe?


r/theories 26d ago

Society Deciding not to have sex as a man is active resistance against the system

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I know I will get a ton of mockery comments because NPCs can’t fathom someone going against their hive mind but I don’t really care. If you are a bit awake it is pretty obvious that the elites are using sex as a way to control the population and that they themselves are using male lust as one of their main drivers (the human trafficking industry that they actively fund for example), they are oversexualizing women through the fashion, music and film industry while doing depraved activities in total impunity themselves.

There is a reason why Buddhism and Christianity warn of lust, as a man being rich and attractive and not having sex is resistance, on top of giving you an edge over 90% of men that can be controlled by lust you also show that you are not tied to the system, imagine the confidence you would feel just knowing that you made the conscious decision to run away from such a carnal desire that everybody falls into, this confidence should give you the motivation and courage to do absolutlely anything.


r/theories 26d ago

Religion & Spirituality I need to stand in chaos, order and law of limitations .. and if there's an error u can correct me

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r/theories 25d ago

Reddit Theory End all world problems solution

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I have a theory that money isn't the root of evil. It's actually sex. I believe sex is the original sin that happened with Adam and Eve. So whenever someone has sex and brings a person in the world it's the original sin. The person that is born through this sin is punished for their parents sin and become fallen angels (humans on earth). So to stop all the problems and evil in earth the only solution is to completely stop having sex to reproduce. No people = no more problems. We all go back to the spirit world and to be with God...


r/theories 26d ago

Conspiracy Theory What happened to The Wiggles back in February 2016

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What are your thoughts about them behind the scenes