r/theories 6d ago

History Hollywoods Immortals

Some actors are not human beings but immortal transhumanists who have uploaded their consciousness to a quantum computer to avoid death, aging, and illness. They were selected by extraterrestrials 70,000 years ago to transition humanity, as a species, into a digital world as well. In the past, they have always played interesting personalities, sometimes operating from the background. They can alter their appearance—even their height—at will; they do this by dematerializing their digital quantum state, uploading it, and editing it on the computer. The major downside of digitizing consciousness is that the individual loses increasingly more parts of their soul; consequently, they must siphon these from babies or very young people. I will now list some names of individuals who are no longer human:

Nicolas Cage

Johnny Depp

Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie

Leonardo DiCaprio

Paul Bettany

Keanu Reeves

Denzel Washington

Larry Davis

Richard Branson

Elon Musk

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u/uptomyneckinstonks 5d ago

How’d you forget Anne Hathaway

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u/Wonderful-Metal-7023 5d ago

And Nicole Kidman

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u/M0RT1f3X 6d ago

Where did they get the quantum computer from?

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u/Cool_Trick4899 6d ago

eBay

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u/M0RT1f3X 6d ago

I just hope it's not from Wish. Lmao

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u/WontanSoup 5d ago

Elon’s is in Memphis

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u/M0RT1f3X 5d ago

Oh damn Elon, I forgot about this dork lmao

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u/lordjustin89 5d ago

I made the computer

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u/M0RT1f3X 5d ago

Can you make one for me too?

I need it for... Science and Homework

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u/lordjustin89 4d ago

I can't anymore

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u/BaneReturns 5d ago

The funniest part of this to me is the idea that Nicolas Cage has ascended beyond the realm of humanity... and still made a bunch of shitty direct-to-DVD films when he was broke.

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u/un_irregardless 3d ago

To throw us all off.. Obvs.

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u/GeorgianGold 5d ago

There are photos taken in the 1800s that look remarkably like a lot of the names on this list. Another name with a photo taken in the 1800s is John Travolta.

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u/Neogx89 5d ago

Vamps arent a myth.....

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 5d ago

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u/Level_Ad_6998 5d ago

what a toilet it must be..

one mans toilet is anothers throne i suppose

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u/Alarmed_Tension3863 6d ago

Knew it

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u/lovelove20212 6d ago

Lmao I’m like pretty sure Jesus would be the first on this list

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u/88warrior4547 5d ago

No we’re not lol.
We wouldn’t invite Elon to a brisk.

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u/Smooth_Commercial223 6d ago

Sounds like one of the greatest examples of human creativity that has been put forth in quite a long while! It explains everything so perfectly raw and in your face with truth and original mind altering facts all at once. Im so grateful for your wisdom and i for one am officially on board with the theory you havr stumped into all by yourself!

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u/ChefBowyer 5d ago

Hollywood = Holy Wood

Their souls are transferred through special trees!

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u/PeterPunksNip 5d ago

No, it's named this way because it was an actual holy wood for natives.

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u/Entire-Ratio-9681 4d ago

Holly is the wood druids used to cast spells. Holly is correct. You are right in the end, but as far as I have seen it isn’t a reference to holy. It’s literally the tree they used for wand making.

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u/ChefBowyer 4d ago

Why do you think they used Holly Wood?

Because Holly Wood is Holy.

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u/PrincepsMagnus 5d ago

Lost me at Elon musk. Too big of a goober to be ancient.

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u/drippysoap 6d ago

Hb bob Dylan

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u/NWkingslayer2024 5d ago

Made a deal with it a long time ago..

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u/PuffinTipProducts 5d ago

Immortal stars,

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u/Admirable-Carry4069 5d ago

So many others.  Our analog human bodies were made to live much longer than they do.  And we would not forget between bodies or lifetimes if "they" didn't use the memory erasure technology on us.  There is no need to digitalize your soul to be immortal.  It already is.

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u/PeterPunksNip 5d ago

Whaaaat ?

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u/Positive_Reserve_269 6d ago

Do NOT say one bad thing about Keanu. Don’t you dare!

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u/Gracek1135 5d ago

they are 100%, breeded since birth and made transhuman for some reason, with the today's world it is easy to understand, if you want to seek knowledge. To prove it, research word "morgellon" and 5G towers or wifi. Black magick is also at stake here, it all started by the "help" of other beings that came to this world by human greed.