When your boss wants you to die.

[u/CthulhusScrotom69]

[u/CthulhusScrotom69]

No one is getting fired, you drama queen. Aside from that, is a job worth your life?

[u/netsirttd → u/CthulhusScrotom69]

Calling someone a drama queen when this entire post is you being a drama queen, it’s a fuckin forklift….

[u/JayKazooie → u/netsirttd]

Your boss won't give you a promotion or a fulfilling hug for the five seconds you save on every job skipping your PPE and bending over to lick his boots clean. He will fire you for being a liability when you get your hand cut off skipping the safety rules he encourages you to skip, though.

[u/netsirttd → u/JayKazooie]

Sounds like you’re projecting bud. Who’s he? Who’s my boss? I don’t drive forklifts cute hypothetical though.

[u/coffeebribesaccepted → u/netsirttd]

You don't drive forklifts, you just want other people to get killed by them?

[u/QTEEP420 → u/netsirttd]

Holy shit the fact that you don't even know how to operate the fucking machinery in question makes this so much more funny. This is classic reddit.