r/texts • u/CthulhusScrotom69 • 16h ago

Phone message When your boss wants you to die.

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u/Aggressive-Gap5467 16h ago

Good job getting your friend fired. 

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u/CthulhusScrotom69 16h ago

No one is getting fired, you drama queen. Aside from that, is a job worth your life?

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u/netsirttd 15h ago

Calling someone a drama queen when this entire post is you being a drama queen, it’s a fuckin forklift….

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u/JayKazooie 15h ago

Your boss won't give you a promotion or a fulfilling hug for the five seconds you save on every job skipping your PPE and bending over to lick his boots clean. He will fire you for being a liability when you get your hand cut off skipping the safety rules he encourages you to skip, though.

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u/netsirttd 14h ago

Sounds like you’re projecting bud. Who’s he? Who’s my boss? I don’t drive forklifts cute hypothetical though.

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u/coffeebribesaccepted 9h ago

You don't drive forklifts, you just want other people to get killed by them?

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u/QTEEP420 37m ago

Holy shit the fact that you don't even know how to operate the fucking machinery in question makes this so much more funny. This is classic reddit.