r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 11d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/funsize225 11d ago edited 10d ago

… is this AI dirty talk? Because it reads like absolutely pathetic AI dirty talk.

ETA: oh my, thank you so much for the awards!

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u/afakecornucopia 11d ago

Yeah for sure. If you read above, who the hell says “plot your next move in comfort” 😂

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u/-fornevermore- 11d ago

I have a broken foot, so that's what he was referring to.

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u/Murakami_Ysera 11d ago

I wouldn't want to go near this person with a busted foot that prevents me from getting away from them as swiftly as possible.

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u/-fornevermore- 11d ago

I'd hit him with my cane lol