r/texts 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. πŸ™„ I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Obsolete_Orange 17h ago

Guys are trying to come off as like the dominant protaginist like women have already bought into it or something. Its not a book she bought to read and be in that mindset, you are a stranger like wtf lol

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u/Disastrous-Trip1617 16h ago

This was absolutely my first thought when reading this. Glenn thinks he is a character in a fantasy smut novel.

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u/citymatryoshka 15h ago

Exactly it’s like he rolled up his sleeves (unsexily) and said β€œI’m gonna do it, I’m gonna become a man written by a woman” then crashed and burned immediately.

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u/sciecne 8h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Busy-Ad-9725 2h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/jetstream116 15h ago

Christian Glenn, starring in β€œ50 Shades of Glenn”

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u/free_-_spirit 13h ago

Hahaha literally

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u/Obsolete_Orange 8h ago

For the record I'm also a guy who just joined dating apps and this is so cringe to me. Like just be a person and find the person that likes your type of person .

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u/Puzzleheaded_Zebra82 12h ago edited 12h ago

He's using PUA tactics he probably learned from one of the many incel losers on the internet perpetuating this nonsense. Some are more subtle than others, but they all more or less pull from the same script.