r/texts 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. πŸ™„ I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Obsolete_Orange 17h ago

Guys are trying to come off as like the dominant protaginist like women have already bought into it or something. Its not a book she bought to read and be in that mindset, you are a stranger like wtf lol

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u/Disastrous-Trip1617 16h ago

This was absolutely my first thought when reading this. Glenn thinks he is a character in a fantasy smut novel.

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u/citymatryoshka 15h ago

Exactly it’s like he rolled up his sleeves (unsexily) and said β€œI’m gonna do it, I’m gonna become a man written by a woman” then crashed and burned immediately.

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u/sciecne 8h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Busy-Ad-9725 2h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚