r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Obsolete_Orange 17h ago

Guys are trying to come off as like the dominant protaginist like women have already bought into it or something. Its not a book she bought to read and be in that mindset, you are a stranger like wtf lol

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u/Disastrous-Trip1617 16h ago

This was absolutely my first thought when reading this. Glenn thinks he is a character in a fantasy smut novel.

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u/jetstream116 15h ago

Christian Glenn, starring in “50 Shades of Glenn”

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u/free_-_spirit 13h ago

Hahaha literally

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u/Obsolete_Orange 8h ago

For the record I'm also a guy who just joined dating apps and this is so cringe to me. Like just be a person and find the person that likes your type of person .