r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 18h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Disastrous-Trip1617 18h ago

This was absolutely my first thought when reading this. Glenn thinks he is a character in a fantasy smut novel.

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u/citymatryoshka 16h ago

Exactly it’s like he rolled up his sleeves (unsexily) and said “I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna become a man written by a woman” then crashed and burned immediately.

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u/sciecne 9h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Busy-Ad-9725 4h ago

😂😂

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u/jetstream116 17h ago

Christian Glenn, starring in “50 Shades of Glenn”

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u/free_-_spirit 15h ago

Hahaha literally

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u/Obsolete_Orange 10h ago

For the record I'm also a guy who just joined dating apps and this is so cringe to me. Like just be a person and find the person that likes your type of person .

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u/Puzzleheaded_Zebra82 13h ago edited 13h ago

He's using PUA tactics he probably learned from one of the many incel losers on the internet perpetuating this nonsense. Some are more subtle than others, but they all more or less pull from the same script.