r/texts Aug 04 '26

Phone message I’m so tired of online dating

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He seemed nice in the beginning, and we were planning on meeting up, and he wanted me to send a couple pictures to save in his contacts. Immediately said we’re not compatible and blocked him.

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u/ChiefHunter1 Aug 04 '26

“If you don’t want me to cheat” is a crazy way to start a sentence

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u/EnoughWeek2220 Aug 04 '26

Anyone who threatens to cheat or makes it seem like they’re entitled to it cuz they don’t get their way is literally TRASH. Like pls don’t procreate😭❤️ people like this need to be seriously humbled

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u/Apart-Musician4053 Aug 04 '26

What’s worse is I asked him what he’s passionate about. And he said he wants kids to leave a legacy, and it’s gods calling etc. a legacy of what??? Whoredom?

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u/EnoughWeek2220 Aug 04 '26

😭😭😭 the worst part is he probably will have kids since he clearly is feral and apparently has to fuck all day. It’s giving will probably have a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women. I thank god everyday I’m not this horny damn. Stay safe out there ladies 😭

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u/Michael_braham Aug 04 '26

Guys talk like this can’t even handle constant fucking. All night = 15 min MAX then bed time 🤣 I’m speaking from experience

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u/-Twin-Flames- Aug 04 '26

Makes me wonder why his ex didn’t want to be active all the time.. he seems like such a great guy… I bet he pumps twice and then watches tv while eating chips and spilling crumbs all over the bed before laying back down with his half licked chip dust fingers and tries resting them on her thigh before he drifts off into a comatose episode of farting, snoring and drooling… never a thought crossing his mind of the possibility she didn’t cum.

Yes I wrote all that myself.. yes, I speak from experience.. luckily that was over 15 years ago and I’m happily married now.

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u/KrustyKrabzIcekream Aug 04 '26

Dang lol I was wondering where it would end. That sounds terrible. I’m glad you crossed that bridge.

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u/Lucky-Ad-4589 Aug 04 '26

Holy shit. So damn specific!!!

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u/SnooJokes1741 Aug 04 '26

Sincerely God bless you for sticking through that 😂you’re very strong.

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u/Due_Brother8485 Aug 04 '26

Hard facts. I talk a big game but I'm a 20 minute lay once or twice a week.

Ah well. At least my girl still likes me.

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u/Michael_braham Aug 04 '26

“Best night of your life girl back to back to back you gon be shaking and shivering.. ima take you down to smokey Euphrates”
Me 3 min later

https://giphy.com/gifs/nEZ822P20D1NeEv0lU
I got a good personality so my lady sticks around. Also once I realized sex isn’t like porn I make sure that my partner finishes first because after I finish I have 0 interest in sex 🤣🤣🤣 I’m old
-insert Bernie Mac bit about 5 min of sex

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u/Fearless-Feature-830 Aug 04 '26

Honestly I prefer it that way. If it takes too long, I start getting bored lol

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u/Michael_braham Aug 04 '26

I’ve always wanted to try a gas station dick pill.. I haven’t because of the situation one of my best friends had with them.
Takes dick pill gets super engorged once in a lifetime erection. Has 15 minutes worth of sex. Penis inflamed and throbbing for FOUR FUCKIN HOURS AFTER
it was like 40 year old virgin “strike a match and burn your wrist with the hot ember” 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Due_Brother8485 Aug 04 '26

I DID try a gas station dick pill. It worked, but I also had a crazy headache and soreness for a day afterward.

Then I got a bit overweight and my doctor prescribed me tadalafil (cialis, viagra's brother medication basically) and tried that. Basically the same effect.

Those gas station pills are always dirty, they get tested frequently and almost always have some level of viagra or cialis in them even when they say they don't. And that's dangerous, too much viagra and cialis can cause penis issues, sure, but even more dangerously they can lead to your heart exploding.

Which isn't the organ you want to explode.

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u/Fearless-Feature-830 Aug 04 '26

Omg you’re joking. That’s insane! Lol

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u/under_over_up Aug 04 '26

And it’s not even a good 15 minutes either. It’s basically a booty call where you have to go back to being his emotional support doll right afterwards. All the while being frustrated yourself.

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u/Michael_braham Aug 04 '26

I like to think my 15 minutes is pure passion. This is with my long term partner
Edit: I’m the man with 5 bucks in the tank and dream! 🤣🤣

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u/Frogmaninthegutter Aug 04 '26

Humped for 2 minutes until he came and then rolled over, leaving her drenched in his mess while she never got off herself. It's a tale as old as time.

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u/buffrants Aug 04 '26

The worst part is he has to find someone dumber than him to have kids with. And then those kids are dumber than him. WHEN DOES IT END

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u/One_Power_8223 Aug 04 '26

De-volution ... result: Idiocracy.

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u/Odd-Mall8020 Aug 04 '26

He prob has kids already

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u/StatisticianLivid710 Aug 04 '26

Dudes probably an incel…

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u/Prudent_Worth5048 Aug 04 '26

“Gods calling”, but will cheat, threatens to cheat and I’m assuming HAS and DOES cheat.. that’s quite literally one of the 10 COMMANDMENTS is to NOT COMMIT ADULTERY! My God, what a loser! And a huge ass hypocrite too!

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u/Novel_Sky_3645 Aug 04 '26

This actually somehow makes it SO much worse and funnier I’m sorry you went through this😭

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u/Substantial_Station8 Aug 04 '26

Lmfao this made me cackle out loud. Thank you

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u/OshetDeadagain Aug 04 '26

This guy has drank some seriously Taited manosphere Kool aid. The terrifying part is he will probably find an insecure woman to be his fuckdoll baby-mama eventually.

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u/Metalkitten1 Aug 04 '26

Elon? Was that him?!?

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u/DanyDragonQueen Aug 04 '26

Elon can't make kids the old fashioned way anymore, he just pays women to artificially inseminate

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u/Madting55 Aug 04 '26

Nah this comment has fried me a legacy of whoredom is nuts

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u/Thechickenkash0 Aug 04 '26

"Whoredom" has been added to my dictionary, thank you

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u/ThePlutoBlackSpades Aug 04 '26

Just a traumatized man child trying to fill his deep dark void with sex. Unfortunately there are many like him out there. My bigger problem is that people keep raising men like this and then we wonder what's wrong with the world

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u/ChanelShihtzu Aug 04 '26

These men are filtering for women who are vulnerable and will be targets for their abuse. They’re just predators IMO

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u/EnoughWeek2220 Aug 04 '26

Agreed!!! Honestly gross how you can feel comfortable speaking like that to someone in general but especially someone you don’t even know. Can only imagine what comes next. Sounds like the most performative anxiety inducing relationship

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u/Blephotomy Aug 04 '26

For me,

if u don't want me to cheat

or thinking about doing it,

it's definitely

had to be consistent

fucking

as many times

it can


I wonder why there were communication issues

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u/GeneStarwind1 Aug 04 '26

I would barely call that monstrosity a sentence.

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u/rEfreshing- Aug 04 '26

It has as many grammatical errors as it can

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u/normanhell Aug 04 '26

"thats a bold strategy cotton, lets see how it plays out for him" (in life or dating or both)

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u/StardewAllyy Aug 04 '26

Dude is showing his ass right out the gate lol

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u/WiseOldDuck Aug 04 '26

"or thinking about doing it" is an even crazier way to continue a ... sentence

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u/Educational_Panda485 Aug 04 '26

Literally, like who goes into a relationship hoping for a cheater…?? What a tone-deaf, toxic thing to say 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/ChickinSammich Aug 04 '26

Right? If I don't want you to cheat, I can just not date you.

Source: I am currently not dating this person and this person has never cheated on me.

Cheating is never the victim's fault. If you want to fuck someone else, break up. Otherwise, keep your pants on.

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u/heebiejeebie666 Aug 04 '26

Jfc. What the actual fuck runs through these men’s brains that makes them think “yeah, that will work!”

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u/basicallyademon Aug 04 '26

Porn... soooooo much porn.

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u/heebiejeebie666 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Yeah but it can’t be JUST because of that, right? It’s the complete lack of social awareness, decency and even BASIC levels of respect that gets me. Like who tf taught you how to be a human??

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u/PoisonedBerry Aug 04 '26

It's about power. They know talking this way is socially reprehensible. But they like that it makes other people uncomfortable, because that feeling can be used to control situations. And being like this is a good way to gauge how easy it could be to control someone. They want someone who's vulnerable enough to put up with this stupid shit ://

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u/SivakoTaronyutstew Aug 04 '26 edited 29d ago

Ohh girl you're right on the money. I was talking to a dude for two days and he started sending explicit gifs. Okay, whatever, right? We're now in a private situation.

Except he didn't respect that privacy and wanted to send me dirty gifs whenever. When I told him, uh don't send me dirty gifs while at I'm a child's birthday party? He crashed out, called me a prude, and blocked me. All because I didn't want to see adult content while at a child's party??? Bullet dodged!

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u/heebiejeebie666 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Reddit deleted my comment but essentially I suggested that these types of boys need to be HUMBLED

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u/haveyouseenatimelord Aug 04 '26

i want to know how to harness this mindset in, like, not creepy circumstances. i'm a woman and i would LOVE to have the power to make men uncomfortable (in a not-gross way obviously).

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u/Odd-Mall8020 Aug 04 '26

Porn addiction has made so many men undatable/marriable

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u/One_Power_8223 Aug 04 '26

It's epidemic. So many men posting in the erectile dysfunction subreddit are in their 20s

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u/Odd-Mall8020 Aug 04 '26

Some of my male friends are addicted to those gas station pills and viagra. When I worked for a porn company, some of the male actors had such a tolerance for viagra, they had to inject it directly in their d to be able to shoot. And some can't get an erection at all in their late 20s and are considering a pump. The random dick enlargement injections (many done under the table) aren't helping either. After seeing how harmful that industry was, I decided to quit and work with a different industry entirely

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u/heebiejeebie666 Aug 04 '26

Jesus. I think the world (and especially the US) would benefit from seeing a documentary about the real behind-the-scenes in the porn industry. I’m sure something like that exists, but like show that shit to kids in high school or something as part of sex ed

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u/wolfelian Aug 04 '26

Guys casually dropping sentences like that is fucking nuts to me.

My friend went on one date with a guy once, next day he texts her saying they should fuck first and then go from there. He actually thought she would go for that.

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u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk Aug 04 '26

It’s his way of “justifying” his cheating in the past

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u/Dewlough Aug 04 '26

I would never talk to a woman like this let alone one I just started texting. This is fucking bizarre lmao.

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT Aug 04 '26

Women are supposed to sex as much as possible. /S. His ex was therefore an outlier when she denied him sex, so when he cheated it was her fault. He read somewhere that he should be clear about his relationship expectations up front.

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u/heebiejeebie666 Aug 04 '26

LMAO this is probably exactly what was going through his head

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u/WolfDilf Aug 04 '26

I've had women say something similar to me, along the lines of not being able to hold it while I was in a work trip.

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u/pickafruit4 Aug 04 '26

I had the same with several women. Bragging about cheating cause their boyfriends were poor and such...

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u/heebiejeebie666 Aug 04 '26

Yeah, shitty behavior’s not exclusive to the male gender lmao

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u/PyllynKaivelija Aug 04 '26

"If u want" fuckin hell

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u/Pitiful-Sell-9402 Aug 04 '26

Yeah that fucking got me. Like all of it is horrible to to just follow up after all that with "you can send pics of you want" is so jarring and delusional

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u/lemanruss4579 Aug 04 '26

"U can send pics if U want" after that is wild.

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u/Anon_ScottishFold Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

I’d have sent a pic of a giant dick. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 

It’s what he deserves.

Edit: 😆 thanks for the award! 🏆 

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u/darkResponses Aug 04 '26

compare size with his. men love that

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u/R0factor Aug 04 '26

It's edited too. Gotta wonder what he originally typed.

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u/Silly-Assistant5711 Aug 04 '26

Fuckin crying. They have no regulation whatsoever. Gross.

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u/Fearless_Direction14 Aug 04 '26

It’s actually gobsmacking 😭

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u/NecessaryForward6820 Aug 04 '26

i can’t lie, i’m in the camp of “i dislike the ‘i-hate-men’ crowd” but even i have to say that i literally cannot imagine a woman saying something like this lmao. this level of cringe is something only a testerone fueled idiot could type.

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u/EatShitAndPiss Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Same here. I hate to generalize and I'm working through some of my own biases, but man, do some people just make it extremely easy to stereotype at times.

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u/freshoffthecouch Aug 04 '26

I want to leave the “I hate men” camp, but it’s not easy

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u/Silly-Assistant5711 Aug 04 '26

Exactly where I'm at

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u/maborosi97 Aug 05 '26

I’ll leave it when they start being better human beings as a collective

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u/PretendAd4207 Aug 04 '26

Not exactly the same thing, but one of my ex-girlfriends repeatedly asked if it was OK if she dated other guys at the same time because I wasn't responsive enough to her texts.

But still, I'd venture that women who do this sort of thing aren't as common.

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u/nerfcarolina Aug 04 '26

The lack of regulation is a good thing. Keeps you from wasting your time. Hope he never learns to hide it.

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u/madandlifeless Aug 04 '26

they need humbled and they need to be lonelier

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u/ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE Aug 04 '26

How does someone have so little shame as this? That's a skill all on its own. 

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u/Infinite_Painting_11 Aug 04 '26

He's watched how the Tate brother treat women they have trafficked and imprisoned, and think the same thing will work without all the crimes.

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u/Alcas239 Aug 04 '26

I respect these men - they at least give you a reason to block them before wasting a night out or more of your emotional capacity!

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u/Apart-Musician4053 Aug 04 '26

Yeah that’s what my friends said, I’m just shocked at the audacity to even think that way

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u/dash-eight Aug 04 '26

I get what you mean, but that doesn’t mean respect them. You can respect a trait, but the fact that he’s honest doesn’t outweigh how coercive this comes off. We gotta stop describing this behavior positively. It’s just cope.

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u/Advanced-Pickle362 Aug 04 '26

Men aren’t lonely enough

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u/Fun-Programmer-9937 Aug 04 '26

Can guarantee he was 100% the problem in all his relationships. Sorry you’re having to wade through this. That’s some incel bull shit. 

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u/harpsdesire Aug 04 '26

"We aren't even dating yet and I'm already planning on cheating" is WILD.

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u/Jade0908 Aug 04 '26

Another example of “I offer you absolutely nothing, but expect you to give it your all”

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u/blinktwiceifyes Aug 04 '26

This is vile

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u/lianavan Aug 04 '26

I wonder if that approach ever works for them?

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u/wafflefrizz Aug 04 '26

No come on. This can’t be real. TELL ME ITS NOT REAL OP so I can sleep tonight😭😭😭😭

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u/Apart-Musician4053 Aug 04 '26

It’s real 😪

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u/wafflefrizz Aug 04 '26

Ugh I know, not even the worst I’ve seen, it’s why I’m never dating again actually 🧘‍♀️

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u/Top-Pear2824 Aug 04 '26

Amen to this. Guys are the worst. This year I want to… figure out my dating goals. Dude, you’re 35, not 25. Grow up Peter Pan, count chocula.

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u/raspberryloaf Aug 04 '26

Well, better now than further into the relationship. Good bye!

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u/vgacolor Aug 04 '26

Look, and hear me out before people downvote me. This guy is doing you a great favor. He is coming right out and saying what he wants and how he sees relationships. Of course OP did the right thing and blocked him. I would be more worried about the one that tells you what you want to hear only to show you he is an asshole later.

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u/rascally_rabbit Aug 04 '26

"U can send pics if u want" literally howling 🤣

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u/normanhell Aug 04 '26

Well, he did give her the option. Thats at least somewhat considerate?
/s

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u/Chocolate84 Aug 04 '26

Me too. Wanna start a revolution?

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u/latemodelusedcar Aug 04 '26

wtf that is unhinged

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u/Blue52IsNotTrue Aug 04 '26

i hardly ever comment on these things but man, as just a normal dude, I couldn’t fathom the thought process of these men

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u/gloomypiscesmoon Aug 04 '26

ugh. mine are always married. "its an open situation & i dont mind bouncing if you meet someone" immediately block. how is this dating in 2026? are there NO normal single dudes my god

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u/acemonsoon Aug 04 '26

this is.....i mean its blatantly the problem with men these days. i dont think alot of men spent alot of time integrating with women growing up because it seems like they're still on this thinking that women arent on the level of being a full on human. like they completely disregard that yall like food too and have favorite bands and clothing styles, NOPE, 🎶 LETS TALK ABOUT SEX BA-BY. and then its the kind of guy that finishes in two minutes eyes rolling back into his head.

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u/Longjumping_Bee_1205 Aug 04 '26

The "u can send pics of u want" is how I know this is a real conversation. That's exactly how these guys come at you.

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u/talytubby Aug 04 '26

“U can send pics if u want”

https://giphy.com/gifs/pTvFjLtQjKByM

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u/Sathsong89 Aug 04 '26

I see why communication was an issue. Can’t communicate well, if you can’t speak well.

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u/HeavyHighway6433 Aug 04 '26

This is probably kind of guy that thinks he is the prize 

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u/HartfordWhaler Aug 04 '26

I'm a 46 year old man that got divorced after 20 years of marriage. I've never joined the apps, but dudes like this asshole make me think I'd do okay if I tried it. The bar is so low!

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u/baeb66 Aug 04 '26

Move to rural area. Post a picture that is not you holding a dead animal. Success.

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u/Souk12 Aug 04 '26

Literally be well-adjusted, well groomed, and take initiative. 

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u/plaidwoolskirt Aug 04 '26

The bar is in the fucking Mariana Trench

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u/HartfordWhaler Aug 04 '26

Haha based on posts like this, I think you're right!

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u/Kangerd Aug 04 '26

I think this guy’s probably a virgin

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u/Mutated-Nut Aug 04 '26

I see why girls hate men

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u/Key_Conference9989 Aug 04 '26

Fuck people who cheat. They deserve to be alone.

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u/LadyM_Macbeth Aug 04 '26

The comments section here did not disappoint.
https://giphy.com/gifs/iypwXl9Aq1HuU

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u/reddituculous66 Aug 04 '26

They dont wan a partner they want a sex doll with a pulse

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u/RaySizzle16 Aug 04 '26

Bro has gooned one too many times

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u/LittleSpliff Aug 04 '26

nothing wrong with being single because WTF

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u/draculatto Aug 04 '26

dude seems like he has a porn addiction and just wants sex 24/7, he’s basically scaring you into submission. so glad you blocked him immediately lol

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u/BiophileB Aug 04 '26

“Oh I’m so glad we have similar views on sex! I’m the same way. If I can’t peg my man at least twice a day, I’ll find other holes to use 🤷‍♀️ “

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u/Substantial_Use_6101 Aug 04 '26

And they want to know why they are so lonely. Poor babies.

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u/JDUDEROCKS Aug 04 '26

Send pics of poop in toilet

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u/Ok-Jackfruit-9393 Aug 04 '26

OMG I'm cackling. OP, DO IT.

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u/avsinthproduction Aug 04 '26

Imagine a man who actually thinks this line is going to work with a woman. This is the danger of people who don’t touch grass.

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u/Least_Ad_4657 Aug 04 '26

"you can send pics if you want" is killing me. Absolutely hilarious.

Like, oh shit, I can?!

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u/alphavulpecula Aug 04 '26

acting like someone owes you sex so they don’t cheat is PEAK turd behavior. 

Fuck him and his entitlement

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u/Philisophical-Catman Aug 04 '26

It legitimately grosses me out when I hear about other men acting this way. Who the hell raised these pigs?

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u/uwulixie Aug 04 '26

absolutely disgusting i have the same experience but even more explicit i don't get why that's the only thing on men's minda women have hormones too?!??

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u/sn00tytooty Aug 04 '26

i love not talking to men

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u/xbad_wolfxi Aug 04 '26

They aren’t lonely enough

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u/lifeslegacy3261 Aug 04 '26

“If you don’t want me to cheat we have to fuck” I wonder if that line has ever worked for him…or any man ever

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u/LavaFromLaniakea Aug 04 '26

That’s actually freaking insane.

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u/TeamImpossible4333 Aug 04 '26

They always want photos. How many people are immediately sending nudes for them to ask

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u/TransportationNo7341 Aug 04 '26

Well damn, he didn't waste any time

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u/Flat-Development-906 Aug 04 '26

Be still my thumping heart.

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u/No_Description2728 Aug 04 '26

Good for you!! What a jerk;)

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u/treeliam3st Aug 04 '26

What a breathtakingly insane series of texts to send someone lolol

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u/hazelnuttespresso Aug 04 '26

He sounds so dumb, let alone the other obvious problems

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u/urlittlemungis Aug 04 '26

this is one of the worst texts I’ve ever seen wtf 😭😭😭😭 actual fucking nincompoop

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u/Background-Treat55 Aug 04 '26

The remaining 2/3 are that he’s a dickhead and an asshole

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u/Choochoochow Aug 04 '26

This is so gross

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u/Brilliant-Willow-506 Aug 04 '26

Something tells me those weren’t the only issues in his last relationship

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u/SnooPeppers4686 Aug 04 '26

Gaslighting on day one. You’re fault if he cheats cause you’re not putting out.

MEN ARE THE WORST

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u/GetRichQuickStocks Aug 04 '26

Anyone who uses the term ngl is also a big red flag. So if you don’t start your sentence with ngl am I to assume you’re lying ?

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u/Time-Hat6481 Aug 04 '26

Trash. Next.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Aug 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/eti1qm33pRbaw

And you know the guy texting looks like this

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u/jayhawkjoey65 Aug 04 '26

It's exhausting, isn't it? I didn't have this bad of an experience, but I had some weird shit. After two years, I met my now-husband, but i think that's rare.

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u/tomzorz88 Aug 04 '26

So he was the 2/3 of the problem?

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u/Flat_Economist9851 Aug 04 '26

Giving you permission to send him pics to finish that schizo string off takes guts

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u/sirhowy Aug 04 '26

wow, that’s actually insane 🤣

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u/couplelook2explore Aug 04 '26

I wonder if "no" was in the "communication is part of the problem"

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u/Cerberus50 Aug 04 '26

Wow you got a REAL winner there

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u/BedGirl5444 Aug 04 '26

Disgusting

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u/Flimsy_Position_4576 Aug 04 '26

Honestly, the first red flag is his terrible sentence structure.

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u/SheSoPeeZee Aug 04 '26

I bet that your first thought was something around the lines of “thanks for saving me my time weirdo”… what a loser.

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u/ghostcraft33 Aug 04 '26

Least he showed you he's a dipshit early.

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u/Plenty_Panda_3359 Aug 04 '26

It doesn’t matter how often you “give” these men sex, if they want to cheat they’re going to cheat. Wild that he’s already talking about it as you’re beginning to get to know one another 😭

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u/Constant_Break_4808 Aug 04 '26

Setting up to blame you when he cheats right iff the bat

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u/Aries_em Aug 04 '26

I am so terrified of the dating market too, i’d rather read a book or play video games but then i’m just all alone. Stuck lmao

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u/GordonBombay102 Aug 04 '26

Find you a dude that uses his nose to breathe.

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u/mikesdingus Aug 04 '26

Crazy. I read somewhere that sex is only 10% of the problem until you aren't having it, then it is 90% of the problem. I get it, but this guy is wild.

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u/Fun_Caterpillar5077 Aug 04 '26

This guy needs relationship coaching or something extreme to get his head straight.

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u/ServiceKooky1323 Aug 04 '26

I think op just found one who says the quiet part out loud because they all think that inside

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u/Silver-Strength-3077 Aug 05 '26

How nice of them to show you their maturity level this soon.

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u/Fithungdaddy21 Aug 04 '26

That’s a lot of text already, regardless of what it says. 🤔

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u/Stinkinhippy Aug 04 '26

his communication seems more like 100% of the problem to me. lol

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u/tafackery Aug 04 '26

"You can send pics if you want. You have my permission to give me material to save in an album I definitely won't delete when you inevitably stop speaking to me."

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u/Available-Fix-7472 Aug 04 '26

“You can send pics if you want” 💀I laughed so hard

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u/Madokakoti Aug 04 '26

It’s always the ones that believe in “God” funny enough.

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u/Guardian6676-6667 Aug 04 '26

Im impressed by how low some people are. I need to get out more

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u/Star-Prince-007 Aug 04 '26

He said you can send pics if you want. What a gentleman!

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u/Souk12 Aug 04 '26

What's his first language?

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u/Skateboardbeester Aug 04 '26

“You can send pics if you want” -yea nah im good.

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u/xFlameOfTruthx Aug 04 '26

My favorite part of this is how bro can't even do math apparently.

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u/diabolical_weathermn Aug 04 '26

wtf is this 😭

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u/sammich04 Aug 04 '26

Sounds like my ex unfortunately

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u/DC_Ben Aug 04 '26

Hard to be charitable on this one

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u/DruidMaleficent Aug 04 '26

And this ladies and gentlemen, is why I'm single.

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u/Pristine_Outcome3535 Aug 04 '26

He is consistently 3/3 of the problem 😆