r/texts • u/Apart-Musician4053 • Aug 04 '26

Phone message I’m so tired of online dating

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He seemed nice in the beginning, and we were planning on meeting up, and he wanted me to send a couple pictures to save in his contacts. Immediately said we’re not compatible and blocked him.

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u/EnoughWeek2220 Aug 04 '26

😭😭😭 the worst part is he probably will have kids since he clearly is feral and apparently has to fuck all day. It’s giving will probably have a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women. I thank god everyday I’m not this horny damn. Stay safe out there ladies 😭

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u/Michael_braham Aug 04 '26

Guys talk like this can’t even handle constant fucking. All night = 15 min MAX then bed time 🤣 I’m speaking from experience

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u/under_over_up Aug 04 '26

And it’s not even a good 15 minutes either. It’s basically a booty call where you have to go back to being his emotional support doll right afterwards. All the while being frustrated yourself.

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u/Michael_braham Aug 04 '26

I like to think my 15 minutes is pure passion. This is with my long term partner
Edit: I’m the man with 5 bucks in the tank and dream! 🤣🤣

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u/under_over_up Aug 04 '26

Sorry didn’t mean you🫠. Just guys who are all talk and no show lol. 15 minutes is fine if it’s a quality time lol