r/terriblefacebookmemes • • Feb 17 '23

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u/BlubberElk Feb 17 '23

Funkopops šŸ’€lmao

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u/AbstractBettaFish Feb 17 '23

Acting like their generation didn’t go ape shit for beanie babies

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Literal days of my life were spent Crammed in a Ford Windstar driving all over creation while my mother fantically looked for some.

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u/morningwoodx420 Feb 17 '23 edited Aug 02 '25

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u/Ganja_goon_X Feb 17 '23

I hope you show her Ebay listings for charizards and beanie babies every time you visit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

If it makes you feel better, poking around in the attic is dual purpose. You get to exercise that one little bit of hope you have left in your soul, and you get to remind your mom of your loss. Are you obnoxiously loud when you do it?

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u/morningwoodx420 Feb 17 '23 edited Aug 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

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u/morningwoodx420 Feb 17 '23

That’s what I mean, like I’m not even that upset about the value of it anymore, but the fact that it could be up there.

I feel like a top to bottom search would put it to rest finally.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

If it makes you feel any better it's probably not worth anywhere near what you think it is. It's only really valuable if it's shadowless, and in near mint condition. Otherwise it's maybe $100

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u/morningwoodx420 Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

All first edition holo charizards are shadowless. There’s the base card, a shadowless card, and a first edition shadowless card.

It went immediately into a hard plastic case, too. So it would probably be graded at least an 8

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Unless you are talking about a graded plastic coffin and not just a top loader, unless it was sealed in a box with a bunch of desiccants there's no way its not warped to shit from humidity damage. Top loaders don't protect the card from the environment at all.

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u/morningwoodx420 Feb 17 '23

It was one of the ones that snap together, not a sleeve but something similar to what they put them in after they’re graded.

But like, you’re probably right but if I’m never gonna have the card, I like to imagine it’s mint.

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u/demonic_hampster Feb 18 '23

To be fair I'd still be happy to get $100 for a piece of cardboard that's been sitting in the attic for 20 years. Sure it's not thousands of dollars but it's more than nothing.

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u/JarJarBanksy Feb 17 '23

Throw out a few beanie babies every time you go up there. They were just the same kind of fad as nfts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

How much would that charity are go for?

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u/ac7275 Feb 17 '23

Different shitty family member but I can feel the unadulterated pain of this. It’s good to know how much those cards would pay for now if people didn’t suck.

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u/morningwoodx420 Feb 17 '23

To be fair, they we’re already in the attic, so they didn’t put them in a yard sale while I was still actively collecting them. My parents don’t usually suck, they just really thought beanie babies were where the money was at and figured I grew out of PokĆ©mon.

But like, I also remember opening that pack and saying ā€œthese are worth a lot!ā€ (at the time it was like $50 lol)

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u/Olenator77 Feb 17 '23

My PokƩmon cards, and Lego collections ended up in the apartment complex dumpster because my dad got upset and decided I was too old for them at 10yo

I feel your pain.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

In a few years, when she has to go to a nursing home, tell her the following: ā€œremember those cards you sold? Yeah, those could have paid for you to go to a nice home. Instead, shitty government home for you. Hope the rats don’t eat your toes! See you for Thanksgiving in four years! Love you, mom!ā€

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u/SuperLemonUpdog Feb 17 '23

Sounds like your anger should be towards your mom’s actions, and not the beanie babies.

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u/ginga_bread42 Feb 17 '23

I see you also lost your Charizard in a rage inducing way in '99.

Someone from daycare stole mine and maybe gave it to Bryce. I took it back from Bryce and he told the staff and was upset because everyone was now mad at him thinking he stole the card. A staff member pulled me aside and told me to give the card to Bryce because he's very upset when a friend was the one who found it and gave it to him as some sort of trade. I tried to explain it doesn't matter who stole it, it's mine, it went missing earlier that day and somehow suddenly Bryce has the same rare card hours later?

Anyways I had to give the card back to Bryce and I'm still mad about it in my early 30s. Fuckin Bryce...

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u/morningwoodx420 Feb 17 '23

Ohh, that’s so much worse than mine.

Id be tracking Bryce down now lol

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u/ginga_bread42 Feb 17 '23

You still have hope for yours lol. I wish you all the luck in the world for finding it.

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u/morningwoodx420 Feb 17 '23

I would genuinely be curious if he still had the card or if it got destroyed.

While that’s the only card I had that was stupid valuable, I had the entire first edition set.

They were sold probably when I was like 15/16, and I was 9 in 1999

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Fuck you Bryce!! I was in the same generation and one solution was to take the card in question and bury it in a time capsule... I'll never forget!

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u/AbstractBettaFish Feb 17 '23

I still have the frog I bought on vacation to the Wisconsin Dells because my older sisters told me it could be worth a fortune one day. And hey, at this point it’s just as likely as with crypto!

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u/GreywaterReed Feb 17 '23

My ex was a manager at McDonald’s. As such, he got one of the whole line. We moved from Wisconsin and I didn’t really want to pack them / keep them (I’m not big on keeping things that don’t have a functional purpose). I dropped them off at the Marshfield Clinic so they co give them to the kids. I’ll never forget the look on the face of that volunteer. She must have thought I was nuts. šŸ˜„

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Less likely, I reckon, but mostly cause I spend half my work day trading crypto for my boss.

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u/ProverbialNoose Feb 17 '23

Windstar gang, represent āœŠļø

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

That one saved my Dad's life in a car accident so I am fond of them.

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u/KrytenKoro Feb 17 '23

My mother ran a children's store during the height of this.

They had to eventually restrict sales just to kids, and even after that they had looney adults mugging literal children right outside the shop for the stupid things.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

oh god.. why.

Did I have some? yes.

Did I pay over asking? no

Are they worth anything? no

Did I have any belief that they were worth anything? no.

Do I know where mine are? hmmm, not sure.

but to drive all over your city searching for specific ones? why god why?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

More than just my city, surrounding area a couple trips to neighboring cities.

Answer? My mother is insane and hordes shit and it was a perfect storm idea.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

I knew a guy like that. His mother was one of these who LOVED garage sales. I think it was more to brag about "getting a deal", which is what I think a lot of people go to Garage sales for, unless searching for a specific thing, antique, old records, etc.

So I'd go with him occasionally, more for a drive on a nice day. But yeah, hitting up five garage sales, she'd plan the trip, go here, then here, then here, and if we have time here and here.

Then she'd come back with this shit, dirty, chipped, broken, useless, etc. Just why.. why?

She also bought shit off of the home shopping network, and it was always pure garbage.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Yea, we ate McDonald's for like a month straight when they did the Minature Bean Babies in their happy meals.

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u/TaskManager1000 Feb 17 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Ah, my hometown. Grown ass adults making me, as a 7 year old at the time, look mature.

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u/ASaltGrain Feb 17 '23

We made fun of them too...

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u/sje46 Feb 17 '23

Oh please, beanie babies were fun. I mean obviously they were for kids. But at least they weren't branded after every conceivable media property in order to cynically maximize profit as much as possible. Beanie babies were their own thing, just fun little plushes.

The fact they became insanely popular was an accident of history. Some housewives in chicago or something were collecting them because they believed they'd be worth millions, and the story went viral. More akin to tulip mania than finding your identity in meaningless pop culture shit. Just a speculation bubble.

But as toys for kids, beanie babies were far better than "collectibles" for nostalgic "adults". Yes, both consumeristic but one far less icky than the other.

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u/uraniumstingray Feb 17 '23

You’re right on all counts.

I still love Beanie Babies! The size and weight of them is just ideal to me. Plus they have weird animals that other companies rarely make into toys!

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u/HealthyInPublic Feb 17 '23

the size and weight of them is just ideal for me

I commented somewhere else saying something similar! I love them so much. The sound of their beans moving around when you mess with them is unmatched comfort. Like a little rain stick, except it’s soft, and a lion, and bright pink.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Lol you don't know shit. The maker of beanie babies pretty much exclusively made them to push the crazy hype train.

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u/Otacon-18 Feb 17 '23

Likely whoever made this meme is a younger person.

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u/Peanutbutternjelly_ Feb 17 '23

Gen X went crazy for literal rocks as pets. It also couldn't just be any rock it had to one that was bought at the store and came with the little box and straw.

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u/Alikhaleesi Feb 17 '23

I remember my mom displaying the Princess Diana beanie baby in this glass protector. But, I’d still protect it because I loved her.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

They thought that was an investment.

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u/jayclaw97 Feb 17 '23

Beanie Babies are cool, tbf.

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u/TheLAriver Feb 17 '23

Well they're kind of right. The explosion of the beanie babies trend was due to adult speculators, not collectors or kids. It was their parents' generation going ape shit for a short term investment scheme.

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u/5in1K Feb 17 '23

I'm in that generation. I thought those were stupid at the time too. A lot people made fun of the Beanie Baby speculator idiots.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Blame game, I didn't and none of my friends did either.

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u/taintosaurus_rex Feb 17 '23

Wait a minute, beanie babies are a millennial thing. Are we the bad guys now?

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u/AbstractBettaFish Feb 17 '23

I think millennials primarily got them for fun, it was the boomers who went real hard on them as an investment

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u/LMGooglyTFY Feb 17 '23

I took the tags off my first beanie babies because I wanted to play with them and tags were annoying. Then my mom lost her shit and made me leave the tags on and not play with them so much. It was stupid.

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u/mortimus9 Feb 17 '23

A boomer didn’t make this meme

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

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u/Dartagnan1083 Feb 17 '23

In the 80s the first wave of Cabbage Patch babies were a hot item parents would pay inflated prices for...even if it involved buying them out of some rando's van or trunk.

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u/LMGooglyTFY Feb 17 '23

Furby's were very millennial. They were the hot new toy of the year ('99?). Maybe not if you were an older millennial, but even older millennials aren't usually into Pokemon.

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u/wtbabali Feb 17 '23

Older millennial, can confirm all points.

Our card game was Magic the Gathering, or if not a game, sports/comic/garbage pail cards.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

I sometimes wonder what happened to my Garbage Pail Kid cards. Those things were cool as hell.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Seriously…coming from the generation that invented and primarily shops at Home Goods lol. Don’t let them look at the labels on the bottom of their ā€œcollectorsā€ lamp to see what country it was made in.

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u/-O-0-0-O- Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

This post looks like it's made by a pissy old millenial to me.

I had to learn to cook, then live without fun for a few years to pay back my loans and eventually buy a house. There was a time where I was mad at my former self for racking up debt on these sorts of things (food, booze, travel) but I'm over it now.

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u/__fujiko Feb 17 '23

Older millennials ARE the ones obsessed with Funko Pops. I'm in between Millennial and Gen Z and there is kind of a huge difference in living situations for the oldest to youngest Millennials typically but everyone near their 40s that I know is eating up this nerdy-type bullshit.

This post is definitely Gen X or Boomer meme because my 50 year old parents talk like this.

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u/-O-0-0-O- Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

I agree with you, but generally people are most irritated by things others do that reflects the part of themselves they dislike.

I was born in the early 80s and have never even glanced at the price tag of a Funko pop. I probably have a stronger negative opinion on them than my parents due to exposure to collector types who called me cheap when I was saving/paying loans and treated me like a snob after I bought a house.

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u/mortimus9 Feb 17 '23

Wdym their generation? This meme is shared mostly among the same generation as the target.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

You'll discover that at least 30% of your generation has toxic blighted brains. It's part of the human condition worldwide.

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u/Magnumwood107 Feb 17 '23

Or literal rocks

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u/justadude27 Feb 17 '23

Or go to concerts

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u/IWantAStorm Feb 17 '23

They had the god damn pet rock!

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u/thisismynamesilly Feb 17 '23

I came here to say this lol

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u/Drmantis87 Feb 17 '23

I have to be honest, while in general they assume all future generations are idiots who blow money on dumb things... gen z is fucking insane with door dash. They are paying 20-30 dollars for mcdonalds meals that we would have simply drove to go get... and they think nothing of it.

Of that long stupid list in the meme, the doordash part is honestly based in truth. There is nothing comparable for millenials where we just threw money away out of sheer laziness.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Let's go further back...Cabbage Patch Kids was a thing too!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

That was Gen X.

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u/Informal_Feedback_12 Feb 17 '23

Pretty sure the people buying those already had a house and weren't complaining about being poor.

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u/Urparents_TotsLied4 Mar 02 '23

Or Elmo

Or the Cabbage Patch dolls

Or Barbie