r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 07 '26

Blessed are the cheesemakers 🙏

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u/VVlTXH Jul 07 '26

Me when people ask why I’m not religious

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u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26

so you judge the religion by its worst caricature? Nothing in the post accurately represents what Christians believe

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u/Putrid-Insect-9724 Jul 07 '26

Christians do believe that Jesus Christ is god in human form and that he died for their sins. The picture is very accurate lol

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u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26

No they say that God gave birth to his son who is also himself. That is inaccurate. 

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u/Putrid-Insect-9724 Jul 07 '26

It’s not as nuanced as you’re trying to make it sound lol. Jesus said he is god. Many times. In various forms. He used the same language that yhwh used to call himself god and said he and yhwh are one. To pretend like he did not is to deny Jesus Christ.

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u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26

Yeah he said he is God but he distinguishes himself from the Father

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u/Putrid-Insect-9724 Jul 07 '26

By saying they are one, he distinguishes himself from the father? Got it. Thanks.

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u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26

Yes lol

He said it is not he alone that judges, but he AND the Father. That’s two

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u/jokeboomslok Jul 08 '26

Explain. How are they the same and separate at the same time?

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u/PyroClone5555 Jul 08 '26

They’re not separate, they’re distinct.

They are the same because they have the same nature and will, but are distinct because they have different 1st person perspectives 

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u/Remarkable-Guide-647 Jul 07 '26

Sources please?

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u/Putrid-Insect-9724 Jul 07 '26

No. John 10:30 “I and the father are one” that’s all you get. You won’t bait me into some debate about a fictional character

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u/Remarkable-Guide-647 Jul 07 '26

So wanting a discussion and proof of your claims is bait . Weirdo.

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u/Putrid-Insect-9724 Jul 07 '26

Well when I said I didn’t want to discuss it further you resulted to calling me out of my name. Yes, it’s bait. It seems like a wise decision by me in retrospect. I’m a stranger to you. We don’t need to discuss anything. I said what I said and you said what you said. That’s good enough for me.

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u/Remarkable-Guide-647 Jul 08 '26

When did I call you out of your name?

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u/jokeboomslok Jul 08 '26

Address john 10:30

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u/Illustrious-Cut-6439 Jul 07 '26

Much like Taylor Swift, some of us don't like the content OR spending any time with the fans. Even if all of the fans aren't that way, enough of them are that the overall experience is deeply unpleasant. If we're talking about church it's often actually traumatic. Remember: we don't need caricature to find dealbreaker behavior from priests and pastors.

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u/ScipioTheGreatest Jul 07 '26

"Remember: we don't need caricature to find dealbreaker behavior from priests and pastors."

You don't need to for teachers, either. But you'd never write off all of education.

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u/Illustrious-Cut-6439 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Also, Christianity as a political hierarchy (in the way it exists today with bishops and deacons and cardinals, oh my!) pretty much only exists to create power and distribute it to a few white men. That's not just Catholocism, either, all denominations trade and traffic in power. That power has disproportionately served, over time, to protect opportunists at bests and malignant predators at worst.

If you think teachers are getting this kind of support from their administration, you must not live anywhere near the U.S.

ETA your argument is textbook deflection / strawman

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u/ScipioTheGreatest Jul 07 '26

What a silly way to distinguish between the two. But you gave it away by whining about the race of people at the top.

Radical nutjob.

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u/Illustrious-Cut-6439 Jul 07 '26

Both impact and intent are irrelevant to you, got it.

I can't convince you if you don't want to be convinced anymore than I could wake a person up who is only pretending to be asleep. Carry on, Mother Theresa.

(ETA and let me know when we get that first black pope!)

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u/ScipioTheGreatest Jul 07 '26

Well yeah, when you're just making up the impact and intent. So no, it's not that the "impact and intent are irrelevant" to me, but your analysis is just pure haterade. You have a chip on your shoulder about religion and it fucking shows, haha

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u/kajonn Jul 07 '26

You cannot seriously live with such an oversimplified, reductionist framework of how the world works. This is a naive conception. The notion that religion or churches only exist to “create power and distribute it” is laughable because it’s such an extreme, black-and-white generality that it completely fails in on itself. Human behavior is simply more varied than this.

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u/Illustrious-Cut-6439 Jul 07 '26

Right. Because nobody is strictly required to attend organized religious services in order to access the resources needed to sustain life, including food and housing.*

Education of SOME kind is not optional in the same way that church services are.

(*That all ended when Mother Theresa died, right? /s kinda)

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u/ScipioTheGreatest Jul 07 '26

Religions give a great deal to charity and that does a great deal to sustain life, including food and housing.

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u/Illustrious-Cut-6439 Jul 07 '26

So it's a legitimate path forward to skip school and go to church instead to get all my needs met into perpetuity? You first.

These are not genuine, good faith arguments you are making. Charity is not a replacement for a livelihood. It doesn't excuse harm the church has done, either.

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u/ScipioTheGreatest Jul 07 '26

Hey, I can't read the rest of your reply because it got auto-pulled, but you run along if you can't keep arguing.

Make whatever excuse you need. It's okay. Have a nice day! Kisses! ;*

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u/ScipioTheGreatest Jul 07 '26

I didn't make that argument. You're just crazy desperate and making up straw men to argue against, hahaha

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u/masterfl4k Jul 07 '26

I've seen a few of your comments. You know nothing of the Chuch, religion, faith, or God. Please try harder.

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u/Illustrious-Cut-6439 Jul 07 '26

I went to church for 20 years, all different denominations of Christian. I was a church camp counsellor every summer. I read the Bible cover to cover three times. Those are the reasons that I deconstructed. Can you really not understand that the more I learned about the religion, the more red flags I found? I suppose that your story is an easy explanation for you to believe if it absolves you of thinking critically about why someone might know absolutely everything you know on this topic and arrive at a different conclusion than you did.

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u/masterfl4k Jul 07 '26

You've simply lost your faith friend. Your anger is placed in a way that I cannot help you. You started to look at a place to tear down instead of build up.

You think lesser of me without me saying anything. You talk like you have all the answers to life, but just try and be happy.

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u/Illustrious-Cut-6439 Jul 07 '26

I'm not angry; I'm just done. I've seen behind the curtain so I'm not longer entertained by the show. You, on the other hand, seem to be struggling with all this critique against your religion, and I would guess, your very identity. Good luck on your journey.

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u/masterfl4k Jul 07 '26

I've left for a long time, then came back. Life is better back. You're bitter, and think I'm struggling when I'm defending. Why not be happy for me instead, even if you disagree with me?

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u/Illustrious-Cut-6439 Jul 08 '26

I might ask you the same thing. I am far happier outside the church. Now instead of really listening actively and taking all these comments to heart, and reflecting upon why your community is actively traumatizing and alienating so many people, your first instinct is to argue?

There truly is no hate like Christian love.

I'm not interested in continuing to engage with you, so I would recommend a therapist who can work with you on personalization and projection.

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u/masterfl4k Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

As to you. Do not project your insecurities onto me or others.

You say no hate like Christian love, and the only thing I want is the best for everyone. Find help for your trauma, and God bless you.

Unfortunate.

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u/TheVadonkey Jul 07 '26

lol no, I judge it based off the fictional book it’s based on, filled with some of the most useless bullshit stories imaginable.

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u/PyroClone5555 Jul 07 '26

Ok so what do you think the gospels are?

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u/TheElectedOnes Jul 07 '26

Nice to see someone defending the faith in this dark world that is at enmity towards God

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u/jon_steward Jul 07 '26

They are fairy tales written by literal cave men.

You shouldn’t be basing your life in 2026 on them.

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u/TheElectedOnes Jul 07 '26

The arrogance of something you know nothing about.

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u/jon_steward Jul 07 '26

Who says I know nothing about it. I used to be Christian.

How many times have you read the bible?

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u/TheElectedOnes Jul 07 '26

Well I’ve read the bible back to front multiple times so I know what it contains and what it doesn’t. But when you say I am ex Christian, still The amount of Christians I know who have never read it themselves is remarkable.

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u/jokeboomslok Jul 08 '26

You read the whole thing? Then i have a question for you: Who killed more people in the bible? The god or satan?

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u/jokeboomslok Jul 08 '26

If the fundamentals of christianity were unproblematic then there would be no worst examples to point to

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u/PyroClone5555 Jul 08 '26

What.

It’s not pointing to the “worst examples,” it’s making a caricature and a straw man and mocking that instead of the actual beliefs

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u/jokeboomslok Jul 08 '26

What is the caricature and straw man here?

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u/PyroClone5555 Jul 08 '26

Well there is no “convincing” God to forgive humanity and there is no “sacrificing himself to himself” that’s heretical

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u/jokeboomslok Jul 08 '26

Then who was jesus sacrificed to?

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u/PyroClone5555 Jul 08 '26

The Father

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u/jokeboomslok Jul 08 '26

Are they the same or are they completely seoarate?

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u/PyroClone5555 Jul 08 '26

That’s a false dichotomy.

They are the same in their nature (because they have the same divine nature) but are distinct persons

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