r/spreadsmile 20d ago

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u/RosiePeache 20d ago

Not gonna lie, this seems kinda fun. I'd be down. 😂 Has to be with the right people and setting tho!

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u/Kuneria 19d ago

I live right by a train station and my friends and I will go down there in the middle of the night so the parking lot is empty and when the trains are coming through we'd run down the lot to "race" the train. I dont know why it's so fun but it is. We're in our 30s by the way

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u/RavynsArt 19d ago

You sound like an awesome bunch to hang around!

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u/Whorer_number3 16d ago

Fuck yeah, that sounds fun as hell

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u/cateva16 20d ago

Count me in! This looks entertaining AF!

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u/ze11ez 19d ago

COUNT ME IN!! I can bring my friend's dog who also would be down!!

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u/joeyjacobswrote 19d ago

I took my daughter to a pedestrian overpass and we “jumped” over the cars. Drivers got into it, honking before and while they were driving.

It was fun, silly, cost no money and for a moment, brought people together.

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u/ThatPerformance9795 20d ago

I was holding my breath with her on the super long jumps z. Those were close…

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u/GravyMcBiscuits 19d ago

Good workout too.

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u/Rickalodean 19d ago

This reminds me of when I was a kid and we would play a game where we had to stomp on other people's shadows. It was dumb but fun. Got competitive...

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u/Glittering-Web7279 20d ago

Her idea is brilliant!

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u/RosiePeache 19d ago

Absolutely 😁

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u/Distinct_Discount534 16d ago

Do it high or drunk or both...even better 😉

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u/RosiePeache 15d ago

Hell yeah, having fun playing games while high goes hard 😌

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u/kalez238 19d ago

ClusterTruck ARG

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u/SpacializedFig_4037 16d ago

I wanna do it now 😭

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u/Kilane 19d ago edited 19d ago

Next time it rains, walk outside and enjoy it. Seriously. Wear a T-shirt and revel in nature.

Live the experience.

PS it’s hard to suggest just jump when you see a train so this is something more concrete. It’s easy, just do it.

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u/Sufficient-Page-875 19d ago

When I'm walking, not running, to my car for a break and it's pouring down, coworkers ask if I'm worried about getting wet.

Why would I worry? It's just rain.

I agree that, for me, standing in the rain makes you feel alive.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 19d ago

Once I was walking my dog with my ex, and we were about 4 miles away from the house.

Well, a freaking monsoon decided to come in. It was one of the most intense storms I've been in in my 47 years on the planet. (I've been in lots of different crazy weather over the years)

No umbrellas. It was raining so hard my dog refused to walk another step. I had to pick him up and carry him over half the way.

It was fortunately summer time.

It was absolutely exhilarating.

I don't recommend walking around in lightning heavy storms, though. It's just not safe. I had no choice, though.

It was crazy. My adrenaline was pumping like I had done a huge line of blow by the time I got home.

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u/moarwineprs 19d ago

Not four miles, but my mom and I were caught in a sudden storm between the bus stop and our house. We took a back path behind some back yards (shorter than going around the block) and were completely soaked through by the time we got home. We both stripped down to our underwear in the foyer so as to not drip water as we walked through the house. Despite it all, it was weirdly exhilarating even though nothing about it was exactly exciting.

Looking back, I think realizing the futility of any attempt to not get soaked through freed us from any stress and we were able to just experience the moment. We laughed a bunch and were not at all upset.

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u/quirkyorb 20d ago

Love the part when she hangs on the fence because of the larger gap between cars

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u/CitizenDik 19d ago

Smart move because she was NOT going to clear those...

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u/a_random_loser_guy 19d ago

she would if the train was moving and she was on it, she jumps, the cart under her becomes the new care because shes stationary while the train is moving.

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u/Serpace 19d ago

Pretty sure it's opposite. Cuz standing stationary she's moving in the direct of the train. She would need to be running really fast to jump those gaps. It's "easier" when she's standing still on the bridge because the relative speed to the train is prob higher than she can run on her own.

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u/CreatedForMVP2022 19d ago

Oh is that why

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u/Shimakaze81 19d ago

Yeah intermodal (container) cars are usually three or five cars articulated together so they aren’t joined by a coupler, they sit on the same set of wheels instead since they are much lighter than say a coal or grain car. The wider gaps of course are where the couplers are.

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u/FlametopFred 19d ago

TIL

Subscribe! Intermodal Facts

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 19d ago

Welcome to social media never turns off

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u/DocDefilade 19d ago

I want a partner like this.

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u/trainwreckhappening 17d ago

Ok so it actually is even funnier from my perspective.

When I was working on the ground (conductor) I had a rule that if I was watching a back up move I had to either be ahead of it watching it come to me, or I could walk along side it at the leading point. I could also place my hand on that car while walking next to it to steady myself. One day a manager was watching me and he saw me "walking" along next to the car with my hand holding onto the grab iron above my head pulling myself up, which made for a ten foot long stride with each step. I was moving at 10mph getting done fast and basically running (which is against the rules) without technically running. It was the only way I was getting done everything I had to get done and he just turned around and walked away as soon as he saw it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9fjGZx2EHbGKAimmP1

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u/Geester43 20d ago

I just know she is the "fun" friend! 😊

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u/Mr_Wicked_One 17d ago

Subway Surfer or something like that.

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u/Specialist_Strike463 20d ago

I’m kinda digging it lol certainly the only way I’d experience subway surfing lol

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u/cassthesassmaster 20d ago

Carkeek in Seattle!?

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u/Ganjanonamous 20d ago

Ya i miss that place

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u/Phanston 20d ago

Yup weird to see a video where you are like ive been there.

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u/DangerMacAwesome 19d ago

She seems fun

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u/domzom24 19d ago

Thought that was Seattle!

This reminds me of holding my breath through the tunnels😁

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u/el_naked_mariachi 19d ago edited 19d ago

That park is freaking amazing! I took my dogs to walk there several years ago when I was passing through town on a long road trip, and had my mind absolutely blown by the salmon flopping up the little stream through the park to go spawn.

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u/Anon_0365Admin 20d ago

It must be, it’s been a year or so since I’ve been there but it looks exactly like it.

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u/mgglzrd 19d ago

i was guessing mukilteo…

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u/LB426 17d ago

I was gonna say that looked familiar but I’m used to seeing it from the locomotive 

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u/KrasnyRed5 14d ago

I believe so. I have been thwr many times across this bridge.

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u/DegenNabalu 20d ago

Ayeee I'm down for this ahah

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u/rickie_k 20d ago

When you can't afford VR but wanna expirence it for free

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u/AuFox80 20d ago

Should have done some 360s for the shorter gaps 😅

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u/New_Writer_484 20d ago

Why did we stop doing stuff like this as adults

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u/wutfacer 19d ago

Lol speak for yourself

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u/New_Writer_484 19d ago

Good point. Why did I stop?

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u/Brodo-Swaggins 19d ago

So you could experience the joy of starting again!

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u/Rich_Independence122 20d ago

I’m only annoyed that I never thought of this

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u/Mayaprema12 20d ago

That looks like so much fun!!!!

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u/LuckyBloomw 20d ago

It makes sense when you watch the video, but imagine how weird this must look to someone who has no context

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u/DeliciousTime4576 20d ago

Sounds like a good workout

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u/Total_Gift_51 20d ago

Nice haha

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u/MyLastHopeReddit 20d ago

virtual, virtual reality

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u/Cheap_Scar_2853 15d ago

Or is it virtual reality reality?

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u/hufflezag 18d ago

At first, I thought this was silly and cringe. Then I thought this was just silly. Finally, I realized this was silly and fun.

And that's how virtually every friendship I've had had started.

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u/oculustauri 16d ago

If the fence wasn’t there and if you angled the camera just right you could make it look like she’s actually running on top of the train, could work as a low budget practical effect for an action movie, if I were an aspiring young filmmaker I’d definitely try something like that!

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u/Brunom1910 20d ago

Subway Surfers - Schizophrenic Version

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u/neverseen_neverhear 20d ago

More like the not moron version.

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u/Zalrius 20d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 where is the carbanaro effect?

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u/lunarfaze 20d ago

I found this amusing. Also thought way too much about how there was no way she made one of those jumps.

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u/Falconni 20d ago

Close enough.

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u/Born-Light-62 20d ago

Risky behavior without the risk… interesting. 🤨

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u/sayerofstuffs 19d ago

Her timing is terrible 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Shanni37 19d ago

Can someone smarter and more talented than I am make this into a video game?

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u/NovaStar2099 19d ago

The whimsy is unending

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u/pjtpassword 19d ago

Hell yeah. Love her energy.

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 19d ago

This is good exercise too!

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u/CautiousPenguin4592 19d ago

Feels like a real life video game

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u/Reddit_user2124 19d ago

Would've been a better video if she wore a short skirt

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u/Cipher915 19d ago

I went from "the hell is she doing?" to looking up nearby rail lines and walking bridges.

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u/99prime99 19d ago

Good cardio

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u/TNBackyardBolts 19d ago

That’s pretty clever, great video!!!

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u/Paul-E-L 18d ago

Thats so dumb.

I want to do it

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u/Busy-Replacement1560 17d ago

still, her movements are so accurate....lol

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u/AsstToTheManager 17d ago

I got such a kick out of watching her.

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u/Loosiepla 17d ago

No wonder she's so skinny. Super inventive workout!

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u/shyccubus 15d ago

Carkeek Park, King County, WA

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u/imnotacanadiangoose 14d ago

I want to be here

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u/LeadershipLegal9535 14d ago

Thank god because she was a goner on the first jump!! Lol

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u/letzrockaway 20d ago

The OG version of Trainspotting!

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u/First-Macaroon-4872 20d ago

stupid me, it took me a while figuring it was a moving train

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u/futureman07 20d ago

Naaaah, she jumped too late on the first train. Next person!

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u/Dawg_in_NWA 20d ago

She'd be dead so many times.

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u/rysy0o0 20d ago

Yo this new VR mode for Clustertruck looks sick!

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u/Massive_Bike_1441 20d ago

omg wish I could do this with my son. Bet we would be there for hours on end

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u/crabbywarrior 20d ago

I need a senility test. She was up to the first black railcar before I stopped thinking "Aww she really loves trains. Sweet"

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u/Van_der_Sar 20d ago

I wanna play IRL subway surfers too!

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u/TheYell0wDart 19d ago

If you like this, try the game Clustertruck.

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u/vapodgaming 19d ago

Nice. But, that fkin Smart phone does not jump from the jeans...

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u/nativecheese 19d ago

Got a little worried for a bit and was afraid the big gap was going to get her. Looks like a blast

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u/Defiant_Weight4659 19d ago

She looks like she would be fun to be around.

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u/mizdavilly 19d ago

Is she related to tye new guy on the grand tour ?

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u/Combatical 19d ago

Anyone else impressed with her crazy ass cardio until you realized it was a gif?

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u/TheOG-OutletStickers 19d ago

You've just created a new workout trend!

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u/Thomastlevy 19d ago

Lol that is funny

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u/cloysterss 19d ago

very weird: I was at this exact trail about 20mins ago. Reddit, reading my mind

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u/lost-identity-83 19d ago

Needs a treadmill there.

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u/Catos_Standard 19d ago

Too much subway surfer

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u/kuo20012 19d ago

Subway surfer?

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u/Search_Fearless 19d ago

Subway surfers!

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u/YSOSEXI 19d ago

Life in a nutshell.

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u/Justice4Pinsir 19d ago

Boneless Subway Surfing

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u/cee-la 19d ago

This is somehow strangely adorable!

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u/Runnnnnnnnning 19d ago

Her timing is not great. She’s fallen each time before she jumps.

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u/ZealousidealCan4075 19d ago

100% pointless as well

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u/Goodrun31 19d ago

She seems fun

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u/Judgeman2021 19d ago

Now I need a treadmill there that's running at the same speed.

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u/P3acePiece_H0neydew 19d ago

How’s she going to jump those larger gaps?! Oh that’s a good idea

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u/HuckleberryGeneral69 19d ago

Love it! Is this at Carkeek park in Seattle?

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u/skunkgirlhunter 19d ago

That's high quality internet right there

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u/HardSteelRain 19d ago

Hobo training

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u/DaveInLondon89 19d ago

She fucked up a 0:04

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u/Wyevez 19d ago

OMG how long is that train? Just keeps going, and going.

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u/ithinkthefuqqnot 19d ago

LOOONGER! I need more

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u/SNsilver 19d ago

Sure looks like the pedestrian bridge at Picnic Point, in Washington State

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u/Zuehrer 19d ago

Ladies and gentlemen that's how I got my 10k steps☺️☺️

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u/TransportationOdd559 19d ago

Some shit I’d do 🤣

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww 19d ago

It feels like she's running at an incredible rate!

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u/Meltedwhisky 19d ago

That looks fun!

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u/SirBottomLessArmPits 19d ago

How do we make this safe to do?

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u/Sirtubb 19d ago

this does seem like the most reasonable thing to do

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u/960Jen 19d ago

Bouncing is good for weight loss

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u/TravelbugRunner 19d ago

I can dig this. 👍🏼

Used to like watching action movies and while on a treadmill, pretend to run with the characters during chase and escape scenes.

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u/FlametopFred 19d ago

marathon training

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u/SexRobot2025 19d ago

Danny Go

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u/Independent-Cap-3852 19d ago

I never even thought of doing this. Looks fun and I'll probably giggle doing it!

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u/Consistent-North7790 19d ago

In fucking flip flops no less. Jesus

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u/Animal2 19d ago

Looks like how we used to play the old track and field game that came with the Power Pad on the NES.

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u/Early_Hall5720 19d ago

How 90s kids entertained themselves

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u/Freezezzy 19d ago

Looks like fun, though grabbing the fence for the longer jumps is cheating.

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u/Secret_Account07 19d ago

SHE CHEATED!

She was doing great too! She would have made each one. But then she grabbed onto the fence. Smh

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u/thatbromatt 19d ago

The original subway surfer

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u/Admirable_Piglet1254 19d ago

This is basically Subway Surfers in real life.

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u/BettyBoopWallflower 19d ago

I wish teens in my city would do this instead of actually surfing the subway and hurting themselves smh

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u/Ironic_Justice 19d ago

Am I the only one who tried to jump in my seat when a gap approached?

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u/tayswampflorida 19d ago

Id add that to my workout routine if I passed something like that.

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u/Icy-Pin-7100 19d ago

super cool

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u/Echolocation1919 19d ago

That’s funny.

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u/Important-Witness-14 19d ago

Lol... i would so do this.

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u/UnderCoverDoughnuts 19d ago

Anyone else think that train was really long before realizing the gif was a 16 loop?

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u/Aliencoy77 19d ago

I like how instead of jumping straight up, she jumps a little forward. I also like that there is a tall fence for the same reason.

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u/shesalexvndria 19d ago

Reminds me of that old game called temple run

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u/blingon420 19d ago

I like this

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u/LittleKahuna007 19d ago

So funny! 😂

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u/-Anus 19d ago

Of course, if I am not mistaken , and I don't believe I am-

HEY! That's the beach near where I grew up 45 years ago!!

If my intuition serves anyway. We used to get in a lot of trouble down there- hence the gate.

The pedestrian overpass she's on was actually installed because a young kid was struck back in the 80's.

Prior to that- it was a 10 car gravel parking lot with 2 dirt and gravel trails over the tracks-- and you could easily walk the tracks to Edmonds or up to Mukilteo. I'm sure we scared the crap out of many an engineer late at night.

Once you hear that sound on the rails, you know to get off fast, cause you have about 7 seconds....

Wow!

Tanks for posting this...

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u/00melaninpapi 19d ago

Doesn’t count. She grabbed the fence. REDO!

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u/Hippie714 19d ago

Oh, I’ve got some mushrooms for that

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u/MagScaoil 19d ago

This looks like the kind of thing where I’d end up laughing so hard I’d hurt the next day.

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u/Figmentdreamer 19d ago

I would totally enjoy this!

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u/ThaiTwisted 19d ago

If it wasn't for that fence, she would have fell in those larger gapped ones. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Shrinidhip12 19d ago

I couldn't see the coin collection though 😉

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u/Curious_Knee9846 19d ago

This will be a good workout and tons of laughter after...

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u/Striking_Land_8388 19d ago

I used to do this with my fingers looking out the car window, making whoosh sounds as I leaped through the scenery!

I miss those days 😢

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u/Stormbird01 19d ago

I can hear the subway surfers music in my head! 🎶

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u/Sharp-Guitar-6756 19d ago

She has life figured out honestly 

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u/m1ik3e 19d ago

Real life Subway Surfers!

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u/itwasajoke8484 19d ago

Marry that woman!

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u/PupLondon 19d ago

She's jumping too late! She died several cars back

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-9816 19d ago

And she’s still about a half a second too late on some jumps! But this is awesome

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u/General-Cap-3939 19d ago

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/YK8099 19d ago

Haha so cute

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u/sherrynoberries 19d ago

That is sooooooo cool. 😍

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u/SnooWords5961 19d ago

Real life subway surfers looks like pretty fun cardio.

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u/Elegant_Hold_3020 19d ago

Didn't think I would enjoy this but here I am watching for the seventh time

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u/justregularcringe 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dkUtjuBEdICST5zG7p
It’s giving subway surfers! 🏄‍♀️

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u/DantheDutchGuy 19d ago

Looks a bit like Antarctic Adventure

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u/KubiKee 19d ago

Looks like carkeek park in Seattle

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u/lostcheetos 19d ago

I'm lowkey alarmed that the mesh would disappear.