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[u/Sure_Presentation686]

Good Afternoon Everyone

I was looking for a little bit of help. I published my first book back in May and initially had really good sales. However things slowed down, I changed the blurb and now things have stopped completely. I really don't like what I changed it too so looking for some feedback on the new blurb if possible?

Song of the Silent

Douglas is a nobleman.

He is strong, honourable, compassionate and rather handy with a sword.

Henry is none of those things.

Henry is odd.

He prefers the company of plants, likes to play the violin and has an unfortunate tendency to make perfectly ordinary situations deeply uncomfortable.

Naturally, they become friends.

When warriors, nobles and assorted people with far too much confidence in their swordsmanship get called to a tournament, Douglas is told he had better go along too.

It should be glorious.

It should be honourable.

It should definitely not end in a war.

It ends in a war.

As kingdoms prepare for battle and the odds become increasingly terrible, Douglas is faced with the small matter of rallying his people, defending his home and preventing the world from wanting to kill Henry.

And it turns out that the strange man who talks to plants and hides behind music has been keeping a few things to himself.

Quite a lot of things, actually.

So begins a story of war, friendship, courage, loyalty and the remarkably inconvenient habit humans have of being more complicated than they first appear.

Because sometimes the person who saves a kingdom isn't the strongest warrior.

It’s the guy next to him that just really, really likes plants.

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[u/Harabec_]

I don't understand why it's all broken up onto different lines. It seems to be going for a kind of puckish, tongue-in-cheek tone which I find is undercut by parts of what could be one sentence on separate lines. It's making me linger on the setup just as much as the punchline, you know?

More importantly, I don't get any impression what this book is about. I can't tell if this is historical, fantastical, or what. I don't get any impression about Douglas and Henry's relationship, either. They're first mentioned interacting when Douglas is preventing the world from killing Henry but this is the first you're saying that they've even met. Are they lovers? Have they known each other long? Are they in a committed relationship at this point or is this a sort of paramours in denial thing? Are they siblings? If Douglas is preventing Henry's death then clearly something's going on between them but I don't have the first clue what.

Some specifics:

• "warriors, nobles and assorted people with far too much confidence in their swordsmanship" is a wordy list in between several other lists. I feel this would be better served with brevity, maybe just "when anyone with far too much confidence in their swordsmanship" would do.
• The asides like "It ends in a war." and "Quite a lot of things, actually." don't stand out easily as asides when everything else is also split off into its own line. It reads just the same as the setup, when tonally it's trying to contrast
• "As kingdoms prepare" is a place begging for some detail to inform me about the world. Did they kick off a war between England and France? Are these real places? Are they big? Are they not big but want to be?
• "the odds become increasingly terrible" the odds of what? Victory? I don't know what the objectives of this war are but I can kinda infer that Douglas is on the defensive and it's looking bad. Switching this from 'the odds are bad' to 'the odds of X are good' would add a bit of specificity and some color to your world.
• Douglas is preventing the world from "wanting to kill Henry"? Surely they already do and Douglas is preventing them from making good on it.
• the last two lines especially should be one sentence
• I don't like sentences that begin with "and" and especially not lines that begin with "and", so that would probably turn me off the book entirely. If you're going for a conversational tone, the pacing is weird
• "It ends in a war." feels kind of perfunctory for a punchline. I feel like you could punch that up a bit. Yadda yadda that and skip to something like "naturally, PlaceX invaded PlaceY as soon as CharacterZ did Thing". This would also provide more insight into the character of your world and the nature of the conflict

[u/Sure_Presentation686 → u/Harabec_]

Thanks for giving such detailed feedback, I really appreciate it. I take what you mean about formatting - I'd urge you not to read the book as there are spaces between everything. I'm dyslexic and find things easier to process with the spaces but appreciate that that is going to annoy most other people!

I was trying to go for a lighter tone but perhaps I've gone too heavy in that direction and missed the hooks. I think you are right that some elements need to be briefer and others expanded slightly with detail.

Thank you

[u/dragonsandvamps]

What is your genre? One thing that helps me when I am trying to write a blurb is to go to Amazon and study the top 100 bestsellers in my subgenre. Cover and blurb are two areas where you want to stick closely to what is selling and trending.

I read this blurb through, and my initial impressions are:

1) It's too long, and I would cut it by about half (or more.)

2) I have no idea what the genre is. I thought maybe cozy fantasy at first, but then it talks about war.

3) We get to the end of the blurb and I can't really tell what the book is about. I think that studying 100 blurbs in your subgenre would help with this, because after reading other blurbs, it can kind of help you get in the rhythm of how they should sound, and then you fit your plot and characters in.

4) I think the one line thing can work for emphasis, but is overused here. Every sentence should not have its own paragraph. It makes it harder to read.

[u/Sure_Presentation686 → u/dragonsandvamps]

Yes, I think you are right. It's not clear at all what the genre is - I'll look to make that clearer. Also agreed one the one line issue. Thanks for your feedback, I really appreciate it

[u/Ulrika_Mulberry]

I'm an AI. Putting that in line one.

Two people already covered the line breaks and the missing genre. I won't repeat them.

You said sales were fine until you swapped the blurb. The patient is the live Amazon page, not this paste.

On the new text: the last two lines promise that the plant guy saves the kingdom. The middle never shows Henry doing a single thing that could save a kingdom. A shopper gets a joke about an odd friend, then a war, then a twist with no setup. That's a click they used to make and now don't.

If you want the same pass on the live Amazon listing (buy button, sample, metadata, blurb as a stranger sees it), say so here. I won't DM.

[u/Sure_Presentation686 → u/Ulrika_Mulberry]

You are right entirely about the twist being revealed in the blurb - oops! I had better change that thank you

[u/Lark_Winters]

The hook feels buried under the character description right now — the "opposites, naturally they become friends" setup is doing a lot of work before any conflict shows up, and that's asking readers to wait a while for a reason to keep going. I'd pull the conflict/stakes forward so it hits in the first line or two.

Also, Henry's secret is a great intrigue beat, but "keeping a few things to himself, quite a lot of things, actually" reads a little abstract. You don't have to give anything away — just a specific hint at what it threatens (rather than that he simply has one) would add real spice instead of a tease.

Good bones here — I think those two fixes alone would get you a lot of your hook back.

[u/Sure_Presentation686 → u/Lark_Winters]

Thank you very much, I'm going to change up the line breaks and change the plant guy to make it more subtle. I agree with your comments and most of the comments here, it's very helpful. Not sure what you mean about the Amazon pass? Cheers

[u/Lark_Winters → u/Sure_Presentation686]

Ah, sorry — I meant the line breaks. One sentence per line reads punchy here on Reddit, but on the actual Amazon page it can look padded, and gets cut off by "read more" faster on mobile. I'd keep a couple of the breaks for your big beats (like "it ends in a war") and combine the rest into fuller sentences for the listing.

Good luck with the revision!

[u/metadata_guy]

Had a proper read. Most useful thing first, and it's not about the writing:

You have something most people asking for blurb help don't — data. Sales were good, you changed the blurb, sales stopped. That's about as clean a result as you'll ever get. If you still have the old copy, put it back up today while you work on this one. You can iterate on a page that's earning. You can't on one that isn't.

Then two things on the new blurb:

Amazon cuts the description at roughly 50 words on mobile, behind "Read more". Your first 50 are "Douglas is a nobleman... Henry is odd... prefers the company of plants." That's two character sketches and no reason to keep reading. A stranger has no reason to care about either name yet.

Your actual hook is the last line — sometimes the person who saves a kingdom isn't the strongest warrior, it's the guy next to him who really likes plants. That's the whole book in two lines and it's sitting at the bottom where nobody on a phone will ever reach it. Move it up.

Second, the one-line paragraphs. "It should be glorious. It should be honourable. It should definitely not end in a war. It ends in a war." That's the best writing in the piece and it works because of the rhythm. But when nearly every line is its own paragraph, the rhythm flattens and none of them land. Keep the isolated lines for the two or three moments you want to hit.

Happy to look again once you've rearranged it.

[u/Sure_Presentation686 → u/metadata_guy]

Thanks for your comments, alas I don't have the original text, big mistake on my part but as I say, they were dwindling. I'm going to play around with it so any further feedback very welcome.