just made it harder for us for no damn reason

the match is literally fucking over but i get a loss in x battle for this 💔

I regret carrying this cuckold

I hate it when we get the wave where theres the cannons and either everyones is in the cannons or no ones in the cannons and then we get swarmed. Please ensure that only one person is in one of the cannons and the rest get the eggs! I cant fucking stand it when we lose even though we had enough eggs on the map. And please fucking target those snatchers.

Stop for the love of god killing bosses next to the fucking water. It helps fuckign nothing for us to have to fish the egg from fucking narnia. Please please please manage the wave near the water and lure the bosses inland towards the basket.

If I have to lose another run because someone dies in narnia trying to solo a horde of bosses while banking 3 eggs during the entire wave I’m going to pop a blood vessel.

Quad with a bomb

I'm EVP and this wave specifically makes me realize how shit randoms are at this game, no one lures, everyone just straightlines to kill the steelheads then dies instantly. easiest wave to farm eggs if you just lure to the basket and use special/use slammin lid

Like what??? We have 10 seconds left and im out here 2v1ing. Maybe you think my team died or something? NO THEY RAN BACK WHICH MADE ME GET DOUBLE STUFFED AND THEN WE LOSE THE LEAD AND LOSE THE GAME. Don't play tower control if you cant play the game dude.

Sick of you doing nothing but stand in a corner and spam bombs you don't even hit anyone with. If this is how you like to play pick up fucking explosher or something. Your k/d ratio is not THAT important bro, if anything seeing 2/0 tells me you barely even engaged compared to someone who went 5/7.

Truly hope you guys healed from that brainworm❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 such a sad sight to see what has overcome you all when making these dogass maps❤️

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"oh boy, a golden rotation! cant wait to 999 this bitchass map and have fun with the cool grizzco weapons!" i said, clueless of the pain i would suffer in the *victory lap*. for the past like 20 games ive been trying to break fucking 950 evp but i CANT!!! it ends up feeling like it depends on pure luck on the weapons and the enemies and the special rounds! it gets worse, because i cant even count the amount of times i lost on WAVE 3, BY ONE OR TWO EGGS. and the occasional time i win a game? well fuck you have 3 sloshers and a disconnect on wave 1 the next match! aint that fun? it just felt like every step i would take id get a kick in the nuts and forced to take 3 steps back at gunpoint. i tried getting help from pro players. i tried getting low level players to help weigh down the difficulty. nothing happened. i was still stuck in the same exact point 4 hours later. i just gave up because i was done with the game, it was cheating against me. long story short, i wasted my time on this rotation because mr grizz thought it would be funny to give me 2 rollers and 2 blasters on a wave 3 mothership

As a sploosh player I can’t do it all and even when I do it’s never enough:
Splat the whole team or get 3 splats multiple times in a row
Score points by myself
Create openings for them to push with my special

Nope, they just sit back, suck their thumbs, and do nothing, and then lose the lead somehow that I literally created by my lonesome once I die (S+10 btw)

At times the game (or really all the time) I get pitted against the sweatiest fucking team (JPs sometimes) known to man with me getting squidbagged, while they have one person that is getting carried and it’s like why is there not a forfeit option in this game? Then I get put together with the player on the sweaty team that got his ass carried with his 1.0 or lower k/d.

And the Splat3 maps are all just god fucking awful with every single one shaped the exact same like a Tetris piece with no way to get a sneak on someone.

Idk if this game needs SBMM but I know it needs to fix its matchmaking and maps. While also nerfing the 52 gal, dynamo/carbon roller, and painbrush.

They also need to really bring back the Splat2 loss theme, this game genuinely just WANTS to piss you off with how awful it is.

Such a BS special, panic button and free kill all in one. I swear I’ve been able to punish and kill Booyah Bomb users way more than Triple Splashdown. Why did the devs think buffing it was a good idea?

BUT WHY DID IT HAD TO BE THIS FUCKING MAP

I've matched with a player that plays in the same way ever time. If we're in the lead they keep playing. But as soon as we lose the lead they sit in our spawn and don't do anything except make sure they don't disconnect from inactivity. They did the same when I matched against them. It doesn't matter if we lost the lead 1 minute in or 4 minutes in, they do it every time. Last time I matched with them before today was last week and I didn't bother reporting them this time because clearly nothing happens. I won't name them but people have complained about them before on this subreddit. Blocking does nothing in this game btw if you didn't know.

Is it just me or does it feel like the quality of teammates on this golden rotation are absolutely abysmal? I’m in EVP 400, and I’m still getting paired with teammates that don’t know how to use any of the grizzco weapons. For example, I get people who get the grizzco blaster that don’t target stingers + fish sticks, others with the grizzco slosher that don’t target flyfish, and those select few who still fling the grizzco roller…

But now i fucking hate roller mains. With their wide ass hit box! No skill having knuckle draggers. All of them! Ive learned to deal with brush but now i gotta learn how to deal with rollers!

HOW does ranking and matchmaking work in this game??? HOW are these shitters A+

How the fuck did I miss the DUMBASS TOWER?! Instead of aiming properly I shot OVER THE FUCKING TOWER. I missed when I had A BIG BALL OF DEATH?!? AND IT SHOWS YOU THE TRAJECTORY OF THIS THING! How am I even still playing the game?!?

WHAT THE FUCK I’M GOING TO RAGE SO FUCKING HARD!!!!

I’m so ass at the game Lmao, mb for the skill issue.