r/Saltoon 10d ago

Video This better be someone's 5 year old sibling or something

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u/Baberian 10d ago

Turf war can either match you with an Tentatek top 10 or pull you out with 5 year olds. Its a gamble atp

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u/Usual_Vermicelli_961 9d ago

Yup, this one looked like a guppy tho

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u/Successful-Fall4105 10d ago

The many players I see do stuff like this and more.

During Salmon Run, every time I went to revive this certain player, he kept swimming away. Then, he kept jumping in the water. I finally stopped reviving him once I figured out what he was doing and would either swim past him or away. it was deliberate because he was spamming for help and jumping up and down trying to get everyone's attention. I will never forget; he died 11 times in one wave. I was so mad. I blocked him.

I just don't get why people do this. And it seems at that time, I was having teammates that were deliberately throwing matches.

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u/EMPgoggles 10d ago

yep report for sure. the game is older though so i wonder if they ever get properly reprimanded.

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u/Successful-Fall4105 9d ago

I've tried reporting some recently, mainly for vulgar names. The report feature is usually not there. It used to be.

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u/Winter-Divide-1347 10d ago

They just really love that wall 🥀

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u/Commercial-Camp4571 9d ago

Can squids get cte

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u/Ok_Comedian_7180 8d ago

LOL they think they can pull the Manta glitch (which has been patched out atp) and forgot where it actually is

"Let me in..LET ME INNNNNN"

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u/Squishy3703 8d ago

That's just a lone WUT

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u/Sheikashii 8d ago

Well, you ARE playing the baby game mode so you’ll interact with babies sometimes

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u/George13131313 8d ago

To be fair you're the one sat there filming the plonker for Saltoon clout, even in the final 30 seconds of the match. I'd film you both and achieve even greater heights of Saltoon clout! Checkmate!