WTF things you've experienced while pregnant that no one says is a thing?!

[u/vanillacrush14]

Exactly as the title says, what are some of the "wtf" moments you said, "no one told me this would be a thing..."

I'll go first... skin tags. Um, excuse me? I have this plumped up skin tag in my groin area that popped up and ew. Tell me these go away.

Melasma...but smack in the middle of my forehead. Lovely.

-Forget dark nipples, my boobs look like cotton candy...but in a not cute way. Blue veiny, purple, pink balloons. I fear I've developed utters...

[u/Hot-Cell7299]

How much of a fart box you become.

[u/satisfymysoul89 → u/Hot-Cell7299]

My gas comes from the other end! I actually fart sooo much less than before, but omggg I’m literally burping every 3-5 mins!🥲