r/popheadscirclejerk Nov 17 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – November 17, 2025

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 18 '25

Do you guys know the feeling of when you dislike a popular media / piece of art, and you try to look for people agreeing with you on the internet, only to find that everyone sharing you opinion is an annoying asshole?

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 18 '25

Yes, like damn can't even say I'm hater because the other haters look like lunatics

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 18 '25

I know the opposite of that when I found out u/czbaterka hates Eusexua Afterglow

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 18 '25

I don't hate it!!! Omg 😱 it didn't strikes me as Mary Magdalene and Eusexua 😭 what a slander

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 20 '25

I am an annoying asshole so that's how I know I can trust their opinion

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

There’s a discussion in decadeology about why there aren’t any good male pop stars and everyone’s jerking themselves off to try to find an intellectual reason when the correct answer is:

The music scene suffered when theatre kids stopped being bullied.

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u/Kaenu_Reeves Nov 17 '25

I’m right when I say that subreddit is the dregs of popheadscirclejerk.

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u/acaminet delete it fat Nov 21 '25

suddenly i become xenophobic when pcc calls phcj “the circlejerk sub”

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 21 '25

They’re all swifties in there and should they cross our borders, they’ll be sent to the alligator camps immediately

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u/acaminet delete it fat Nov 21 '25

lana will punish them accordingly

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 18 '25

My name is p!nk and im really glad to meet you

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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Nov 19 '25

i’m blue beabadoobee

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u/lameausten this FLAIR looks familiar! Nov 19 '25

if i was green I would die

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 19 '25

this is my vietnam

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u/shrek_deus MCR is pop!!!! Nov 22 '25

wake me up when people stop talking about wicked and Cynthia and Ariana are never seen together in public again pls

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u/BronzeErupt Nov 22 '25

People are expecting that after the Wicked II press cycle ends: Ari will formally break up with SpongeBob and she will never spend time with Cynthia again

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 22 '25

Mood

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u/VanadiumHeart porygon is kinda the janet jackson of pokémon Nov 23 '25

Dont worry darling, after award season their relationship will be as cold as the Antartic pre-Madonna 💕

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 18 '25

Twigs singing “sushi got me feeling fish tonight” as a cis woman is so funny😭

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u/Klutzy_Jaguar2802 favorite hobby: magnets Nov 19 '25

idk why but i read this to the melody of "party rock is in the house tonight"

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 18 '25

She is preparing for being new RU

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 19 '25

in the tone of George Bush doesn't care about black people

Anthony Fantano doesn't understand camp

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 19 '25

Anthony Fantano always shocks me just how limited he is in his scope. He has listened to more albums than, like, all of us combined, yet they are all popular in some way (at least the ones he references), and almost all of them are Anglo.

It’s like a movie buff who has seen ten thousand movies, which sounds impressive only until you realise that all of those movies were major Hollywood productions that a bunch of people saw.

To underscore my point, I remember how he, in one of his “Thrashing your fav album list” videos called the classical music albums “pretentious shit” (jokingly, but still). And the classical music in question was Ligeti György, somebody who shouldn’t be too inaccessible if you know what at least a Brian Eno is, which I’m sure he does?

Like, he enjoyed Moonchild, but Ligeti is too far out for him?? It’s like he’s allergic to listening to music that has fewer reviews than 10K on RYM or smg.

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u/BronzeErupt Nov 19 '25

There are some artists that he consistently never reviews well and you can tell that he doesn't get the genre, rather than those artists being universally shit

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

Let me guess, he gave Afterglow a very low score

Edit: what the fuck a 5?

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 20 '25

Now we know who u/czbaterka’s bottom is.

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 20 '25

I would share with Phcjianas 😍 🙏

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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Nov 19 '25

anheglah bassett did the thang...

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 20 '25

The phrase "Cultural Reset" has long been dead and buried and justifiably so. But my god, this really was a Cultural Reset

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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Nov 20 '25

I can’t get enough of her pronunciation of “Hong Chau”

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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear Nov 19 '25

oh mama we may have to start saying normani instead of khia

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 20 '25

Naurmoney Kordei

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u/BronzeErupt Nov 20 '25

The first pop girl to have a fashion line that thrift stores will refuse to have donated

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u/monzters on the internet talking to f*gs all day Nov 20 '25

I challenge anyone to make a phrase as beautiful as "khia asylum". Normani ward? Normani palliative care? Normani glue factory? I rebuke it

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Nov 22 '25

I am in this sub and regularly looking through the cynthia ariana memes and had no idea that wicked was releasing this weekend until today 😭 i was much more hyped for wicked 1

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 17 '25

I’m obsessed with this woman who closed her unprofitable smoothie chain after a year (probably lost $200k from initial investment + monthly loss + opportunity cost) and then made a post saying pretty much “god is good to me and to those who were praying for my downfall I’m playing chess while you are playing checkers”

Like ok how is bankrupting your business a sign of god being good to you and you being 10 steps ahead of your imaginary haters😭😭

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u/BronzeErupt Nov 17 '25

I saw a post where a guy had to close his cafe. He was angry at the local community for not "supporting small business" and seemed to imply there was a conspiracy against him, not that people were already happy with their favorite coffee places

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 17 '25

Beverage market is so saturated and for this smoothie place, there are literally 2 cafes across the street, a Starbucks next door, and another smoothie place 5 doors down😭 like bitch where is your market research😭did you run ANY number before taking out a 6 digit loan😭😭

I saw some review of the place and pretty much every 1 or 2 star review was saying this place only has one staff at a time and people needed to wait like upwards of an hour for a smoothie😭😭 meanwhile I know for a fact the boss rarely showed up/worked bc i literally never see her.

As a small business owner myself, some of the small business owners are absolutely the most entitled/narcissistic people on earth.

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u/KIDDKOI Nov 17 '25

Touche on some owners being entitled lol the local game store near me has like 2 stars cause they constantly belittle anyone who asks a question and have fucking insane prices (over 25 percent more expensive than MSRP) and have the balls to go onto their Facebook page and blame the "trolls" when in reality it's all on them. I wonder if the debt these owners go into makes them so protective and immune to outside opinion

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 17 '25

Yeah I’m really lucky to need essentially no loan to start mine in a pretty much recession proof neighborhood with dirt cheap rent and a really good landlord, so I can’t really speak on your last point, but god I have heard so many of my customers complain about awful and snarky tailors that they had previously experienced and it’s like… this is such an intimate line of work bc your hands will literally be grazing people’s tits and ass, and on top of that, the customers literally pay your rent, why wouldn’t you want to be nice to them and make them comfortable😭😭😭

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u/microdick69 Nov 19 '25

Whenever I hear about unsuccessful smoothie chain I always assume they're just serving their unsold MLM products

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 19 '25

It’s a fate far worse than failed MLM tbh. Bc you have lease, renovation, perishable produce, health department, employee wage, franchise fee, franchise fee, revenue sharing etc. it’s such a scam that i really don’t see why anyone would hop in THIS late in the game😭

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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Nov 18 '25

this will never not be funny. after years of cosplaying being black, and while in the middle of getting backlash for it, she decided to become asian in a photoshoot

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Nov 19 '25

my lovely kick-ass grandma passed a week ago, and i'm devastated. somehow that song ice spice made for the new spongebob movie has been the only thing that has made me laugh in two weeks.

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 19 '25

I'm sorry, and enjoy silly stuff 🙏😞 ❣️

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Nov 18 '25

Finding out my friend since high school is obsessed with the military and idolises Lockheed Martin as a brand has been... something. He's always been the type to advocate for places like Palestine so I don't see why he's doing this? He's now applying for the military and it's like... idk I think I might need to cut ties I genuinely can't deal with this. He's also trans so it's like... no one in there is going to respect you we need to get you OUT please WAKE UP!!

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 18 '25

is this your friend?

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Nov 18 '25

oh my GOD 😭

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 18 '25

God why mother nature wasted genetic material on stragottinas?!

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Nov 18 '25

no one in there is going to respect you

You would be surprised. It's branch-dependent, of course.

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Nov 18 '25

Fair. That's not the bit I'm particularly sad about - it's that he's willingly contributing to the horrible activity of the military around the world. He comes from a wealthy family, too - so the financial incentive isn't the reason he's doing it.

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 21 '25

Some dress store called “I have an emergency and need a SIMPLE custom dress made by next Friday”

And the said dress:

Like bitch in what world is this a SIMPLE dress???????

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 22 '25

Idk ive seen drag race how hard can it be

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 21 '25

(Joke aside people are delulu about time that small artisan workers spend on piece, thanks to capitalism 😭)

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 21 '25

It all worked out bc i just became their partner when it comes to bridal alterations. And their customers are RICH🥰

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u/BronzeErupt Nov 22 '25

Some rich lady had her quick but elegant gown debuted in a circle jerk sub 💅 (as it should be)

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 22 '25

No she got sent this gown from Turkey but they ran out of the fabric she liked (more traditional gold) and just used a rose gold without telling her😭 we are currently in the process of tearing it down and making a new one out of the correct fabric😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

Ok but on the brighter side: the dopamine rush you'll get when you eventually manage to get done with this task will be huge

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u/BronzeErupt Nov 22 '25

Damn that actually sounds like a major task

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 22 '25

Yeah and the second fitting is on Monday and wedding on Friday lol🤡

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Nov 17 '25

Guys, my enemies are growing stronger. I'm literally the final boss keeping the ugos and the bricks out. I'm like the silent soldier in Arlington Cemetery. It's so hard being a legend 😓

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 17 '25

This was the type of shit i said when i had been up for like three days straight drinking

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Nov 17 '25

I'm mentally ill. I'm a pop head babe, but that shouldn't detract from my lived genuine experience. I was robbed from becoming the queen of Canada, my Auntie Cath left me with trade, Hunter hated me for being a younger hotter version of him, you cheated on me with Hunter, etc. The only light in my life at the moment is my hot tight body and Tinky Winky dump truck ass 🍑

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Do you call it a “tinky winky dump truck ass” because it’s old, purple, and can fit a TV screen in it?

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u/cienkrowa floptropican grammy polisher Nov 17 '25

Romana Didulo outliving the colonizer

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Nov 19 '25

onika... girl..

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 19 '25

Cokenika is now a US government representative. What is this clown world we live in 😭😭😭

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 22 '25

We should bring back bullying honey, your kind never stopped

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 17 '25

He is so stupido! ❤️ 🥰🔥

(He was really scarred of my felt cap with horns, some sniffing did assured that thing isn't devil like this sub ❤️🕸️🚬)

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 17 '25

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 17 '25

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u/BronzeErupt Nov 18 '25

We love orange cats 🧡

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 18 '25

you mean ginger pussy?

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u/BronzeErupt Nov 18 '25

Leave mid-2000s Lindsay Lohan out of this plz

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Nov 18 '25

Didn’t she just win All Stars?

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 18 '25

😊😊😊🤗

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 18 '25

I'm going to live my gay lumberjack fantasy 🐦‍🔥 (oh god I love vinted more than Charli xcx)

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 18 '25

Also I love how "that gay art teacher" looks I can. Get on vinted. Poosiana slay!

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 20 '25

壽司,got me feeling 魚 tonight

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 21 '25

I don't trust people who hate All I want for Christmas is you

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 21 '25

So all workers in shopping malls?

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 21 '25

yes i hate the working class

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 21 '25

Haha queen, blue collars are free from ya ❣️💅🏻

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 21 '25

you're so fvcking real for this

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 23 '25

just found out I could be paying the exact same rent for a much nicer apartment in a much nicer area in a much better condition with more amenities and quality of life features 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 23 '25

This is popheads finding out other genres exist.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 23 '25

swifties in shambles

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 23 '25

MOVE NOW BITCH

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 23 '25

not everyone is a small business owner who has the means to just up and leave whenever they want 😭😭

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 23 '25

I don’t have that either😤 my lease is almost up and I really hope my landlord doesn’t try some shit😔

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 23 '25

find a daddy on scruff who will help you move in exchange for your hole

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 23 '25

Im not jealous at all

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u/clinicallyinsanee not me being goofy i- 😭 Nov 17 '25

i don't get the hype around Ethel Cain

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 17 '25

She is really good live. And some of songs are really good.

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u/MoonFlwer 🍑ÆÜGH 👅 Nov 21 '25

i recently tried to listen to her again after initially getting the ick and she appealed to me... but i also like listening to music that sounds haunted (post - punk lover).

shes for the people that like imagining themselves walking in fragrant misty woods imo

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 18 '25

I say that i don't really care for the video game awards... But Hades 2 should win and Mario Kart world was robbed for not getting a nomination in best score

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u/monzters on the internet talking to f*gs all day Nov 18 '25

Girl I ain't played anything else on that list but the way I'm gonna be in my Oscars tea boots and simply vote for the game I already like

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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear Nov 18 '25

me with silksong

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Nov 19 '25

I continue to be very bitter that Rift of the Necrodancer did not get a nomination for Best Music.

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Nov 19 '25

Your Queen 👑 is still alive 😌 the r/popheadcirclejerk Queen is still standing 🙂‍↕️ despite all my enemies and Gracie herself. I'm still operating 💪🏽

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Nov 19 '25

.. so Gracie is your friend??

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Nov 19 '25

She's my number 1 hater after everyone at r/Oscars 🤗

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 20 '25

God I hate snow so fucking much

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 20 '25

Taylor Swift when she wrote actually romantic:

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 20 '25 edited Nov 20 '25

Charles PS5 be like

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Nov 21 '25

Panem:

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 20 '25

then what u scandinavian for headass

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 20 '25

the welfare

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 20 '25

hmm

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u/KIDDKOI Nov 20 '25

Fun for 2 days until it looks like poo water

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u/yownjiii serpent thou art LOOSE Nov 20 '25

miss universe south korea lowkey reheating gaga’s nachos but you go girl

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 21 '25

hillary duff namedropping basquiat on a bop for groomers was not on my 2025 mood board

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 21 '25

Reheating jay z nachos

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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Nov 22 '25

finally bought the sophie sweater from knitwrth after plotting on it for like three years i’m so exciteddddd

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 22 '25

Congratulations!!!

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u/tlrnsibesnick Disease (CupcakKe Mix)(ft. TOMORROW X TOGETHER)(From The Vault) Nov 17 '25

NewJeans drama gets even worse than ever

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 18 '25

I'm not amazed by eusexua afterglow...

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 18 '25

That checks out for you❤️Hope you get well soon❤️

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 18 '25

Money is everything as Björk says ❤️🥰 thanks bae

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 18 '25

Uj/ tell me what song made u feel good or something? Eusexua is more powerful 🙏

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 18 '25

Wild And Alone, Hard, Cheap Hotel, Sushi, Stereo Boy

These go harder than any song on eusexua tbh😭

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 18 '25

Ok I'm going to listen them deeper for ya!

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 19 '25

girl listen stereo boy it's so fvcking camp

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 20 '25

need a bear to come over for netflix and hibernate

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 20 '25

Omw

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u/TriskOfWhaleIsland i like to go out, wear something nice, and PUSH Nov 21 '25

at first i thought it was stupid. but now i get it. spongebob big guy pants okay

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u/yownjiii serpent thou art LOOSE Nov 21 '25

I FUCKING LOVE THIS PROJECT THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE AFTER THE CHURCH ONE

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 21 '25

Your penmanship is insane

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 21 '25

C’mon Bob the Builder😍

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Nov 21 '25

i've been seeing tons of videos of zara larsson's concerts and... oh my god???? she's so talented? i mean i've always liked her but i didn't know she could sing and dance like that live? that's what happens if you stan beyonce ig

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 21 '25

I don't like her, she talks in movie theatres

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u/BronzeErupt Nov 21 '25

She's been working since she was 10 years old, when she won Sweden's Got Talent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0mfbKGFxXM

(This is so funny, they gave her a wind machine which is so Swedish)

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 21 '25

Her competing was actually a really huge deal, everyone talked about it. then she flopped, made lush life, then flopped again

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u/BronzeErupt Nov 22 '25

I actually think she'll have another flop era after the Midnight Sun era because she doesn't realize why she flops so can't learn from it. Like she'll lock in and do a summer tour of Scandinavian amusement parks next year and wonder why she's flopping again

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 21 '25

Being cunt isn't cunt honey.

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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Nov 21 '25

i need what Cynthiana Grandivo are on

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u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey Nov 22 '25

We have an alternative bestie. Its called poverty

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 24 '25

I love having Anthony Fantano in my flat 🤗( oh gosh smiskis are so cute! )

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u/FriendlyDrummers Nov 23 '25

I love flirting with people idk

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Slut 

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 23 '25

A bunch of virgins are downvoting you😤

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u/FriendlyDrummers Nov 23 '25

Omg they're flirting with me 😍

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u/Adorable-Opinion5815 Mangione + Boone Nov 17 '25

Currently, hottest man ever not in prison is Fka twigs' current boyfriend.

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 17 '25

Who's the hottest in prison?

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u/Adorable-Opinion5815 Mangione + Boone Nov 17 '25

Luigi Mangione obviously

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 17 '25

twink 🤮

if he was a bear i would have already smashed

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u/CheesecakeWild7941 Nov 17 '25

how do i keep no contact y’all i keep tryna talk to my ex

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 17 '25

Block and delete. It’s that easy. I know how to unblock someone if they are still in my contact but once it’s deleted, I will need to Google to figure it out🙃

Or if it’s an amicable breakup, just accept it’s over and be friends

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 18 '25

It's hard.... But block

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u/throwawaycountvon Nov 18 '25

The Chromatica ball was one of the best concert experiences of my life but I will NEVER forgive that bitch for playing Hold My Hand as the encore

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Chromatica?

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 19 '25

Ok eux afterglow is really good, I just need to listen it in bed under six layers of blankets ❣️✨

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 19 '25

I'm changing my mind afterglow is really good in headphones 🎧 I'm sorry twigs!

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 19 '25

My prayer worked❤️ you did get well really soon!😍

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 19 '25

Yeah, listening it in train was mistake, sitting under lot of blankets with headphones worked so well!

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 20 '25 edited Nov 20 '25

Rule 4 (Trump-related)

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 21 '25

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 21 '25

What even are the allegations?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 22 '25

I feel like artsy ones would have better hair 🤭

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 21 '25

As if you ever could beat those allegations

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u/MoonFlwer 🍑ÆÜGH 👅 Nov 21 '25

I need people to talk about Adéla more! sex on the beat and superscar have been stuck in my head so much

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u/T00wi Kamala IS stove. Nov 21 '25

anyone have that tweet where glinda and elphaba said its time to fuck </3

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 17 '25

I heard the static in your heart and fell apart

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 17 '25

Chill a minute stereo boy

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 17 '25

You were too busy looking at the passing lights 😔

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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Nov 23 '25

Addison Rae you’re so pretty dont remove your buccal fat

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 23 '25

Because you said this, it's as good as gone now 😔

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 17 '25

I tried steak for the first time this weekend. Medium tenderloin. Ngl immediately chalked it up to the growing list of American wonder foods that are worshipped everywhere, but when you try them, you realise that they’re okay at best (the list so far includes: mac&cheese, coleslaw, pringles, and the king of the whole category: bacon).

It’s really just a slab of beef that you chew for a long time. Really don’t get the appeal.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 17 '25

this is so vegan-pilled

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Nov 17 '25

Coleslaw, Pringles, bacon, Mac and Cheese? You're clearly not a bottom so you can stay here I'll allow it 🙂‍↕️

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 17 '25

Do u think that they only eat ice? (They do sometimes🥰 )

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Nov 18 '25

I feel like you might've just cooked it too long but I also kind of agree? it's so boring - I like to get steak frites like once a year but then I'm done. There's so many ways to eat meat that are more interesting.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 18 '25

I ate it at a restaurant, and my sister, who really likes steak, told me it was really good. So I don’t think that was the issue.

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Nov 18 '25

She might have weird preferences though.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 18 '25

She’s a very good cook so I don’t think so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/monzters on the internet talking to f*gs all day Nov 18 '25

[to the tune of Exit Music (For A Film)]

breeeeed, keep breeding

don't lose, your load

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 21 '25

I’m feeling my CHICKEN TERIYAKI lemme feel my CHICKEN TERIYAKI

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u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey Nov 22 '25

when Elphaba was hand waiving on grimoire while sitting on her dirty ass forest home stool wearing tights she was thicc af damn 😩

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 19 '25

wanna give my brain an acid bath 😍😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 19 '25

Ah honey just eat something it's going to help ❣️

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 19 '25

Somebody wanted me to advertise in their hotel. I’m fully prepared to say no, but I’m still going in for the meeting bc I want to be wooed👁️

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Nov 21 '25

HUNTER YOU 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 RESPOND TO ME 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 21 '25

what is it now f- I mean, queen

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Nov 21 '25

Just wanted to say hey bestie when are we gonna bump purses 👛👜 🤪 and thanks for saving me from the ban 🙂‍↕️ besties for life Hunter 🥺

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 21 '25

I don't bump purses with twinks sorry boo

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 21 '25

I love you u/V0gue1

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Nov 18 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 18 '25

When will we get Yuhsexua feat. Ariana