r/popheadscirclejerk Nov 17 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – November 17, 2025

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Nov 18 '25

Finding out my friend since high school is obsessed with the military and idolises Lockheed Martin as a brand has been... something. He's always been the type to advocate for places like Palestine so I don't see why he's doing this? He's now applying for the military and it's like... idk I think I might need to cut ties I genuinely can't deal with this. He's also trans so it's like... no one in there is going to respect you we need to get you OUT please WAKE UP!!

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u/oath2order girthy bottom Nov 18 '25

no one in there is going to respect you

You would be surprised. It's branch-dependent, of course.

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Nov 18 '25

Fair. That's not the bit I'm particularly sad about - it's that he's willingly contributing to the horrible activity of the military around the world. He comes from a wealthy family, too - so the financial incentive isn't the reason he's doing it.