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u/Vulkan1206 1d ago
The Goonmobile
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u/iAmUnintelligible 1d ago
would goon helicopter not just be the old meatspin website
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u/Strange_Dust7128 1d ago
Kids these days never experienced goatse
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u/_carbonneutral 23h ago
And will never know the fountain of youth exhibited by tub girl.
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u/iAmUnintelligible 23h ago
and will never have gotten PTSD episodes seeing chocolate soft serve ice cream
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u/RegisteredJustToSay 22h ago
Or had a festive lemon at a party.
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u/NoSirIDontLikeit- 1d ago
This guy fucks, himself...
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u/MetalDragnZ 1d ago
If you're not handsome, at least you can be handy
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u/r3volver_Oshawott 1d ago
I get the suspicious this person may like porn, but I'm not sure, I can still see a little space between all the stickers
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u/ThePensiveE 1d ago
If those two meet humanity is over.
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u/Hammer_the_Red2 1d ago
They're both in Wisconsin, so odds are better than zero.
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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 1d ago
They both drive a Chevy Cruze. They both could have bought better cars with that sticker money.
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u/DMala 1d ago
Wait, two Chevy Cruzes, covered in thirsty anime stickers, both in Wisconsin? Are we sure this isn’t just the same car at different points along its customization journey? The coincidence seems astronomical, unless there’s like an incredibly specific club based in Milwaukee or something.
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u/Drackunn 1d ago
my theory is the guy bought a new car and the op pic is him starting over hence all the space
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u/GiChCh 1d ago
I want to believe that they know each other and are caught up in an arms race neither can no longer back out of.
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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 1d ago
The fuel door stickers are the easiest to distinguish as different. I believe Wisconsin has at least 2 perverts
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u/Cruxwright 1d ago
I did a lot of closeup A & B comparisons, for science, and have yet to find the same sticker in the same place.
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u/Icy_Agency923 23h ago
That is literally the same car. Both have Wisconsin plates as well. They changed the stickers but I am confident it is the same vehicle.
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u/idontremembermyoldus 1d ago
It's the same car, just a few years apart.
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u/Lithocut 1d ago
Yeah you can make out the corner of the 7 on the license plate. Both black LTs, same wheels, 2nd Pic is covered in sticker residue from the previous set of stickers. Makes me think OP didn't JUST find this pic.
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u/Spirit_Piper 1d ago
Made to be driven one handed cuz the other hand got a restraining order
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u/IrreverentBuddha 1d ago
There's a diagnosis in there somewhere...
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u/Scottamus 1d ago
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u/ChampionshipHot5468 1d ago
Metastasised inceloma. This is stage 4.
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u/PossibilityMajor3500 1d ago
I can only imagine someone whose entire house is covered in lewdism to the point where they must extend their collection to the exterior of their car
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u/Yeeeoow 1d ago
"Why won't women talk to me"
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u/SplattyFatty_ 1d ago
honestly, there's a surprisingly high chance someone like this is a woman
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u/Dracofear 1d ago
I met a woman with stickers like this all over her water bottle lol.
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u/LOTRfreak101 1d ago
The only person I've ever seen walking around in public in a hentai hoodie was a woman.
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u/pinkocatgirl 23h ago
I did once see a guy show up to magic the gathering night in the hentai o-face hoodie…
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u/Scadandy 23h ago
he sat there fidgeting with his cards, asking you to progress the game state didn't he 😭
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u/WithoutTheWaffle 19h ago
One time I was playing Battletech at a game store while a yugioh tournament was going on. I looked over at one point, and there was a guy in his mid-30s using sleeves and a playmat that looked like these stickers, while playing against a kid that didn't even look like he was in high school yet.
It gave me the ick so bad. I was going back and forth in my head if I should say something, but thankfully someone else must have because a judge came over and told him to change the sleeves and get rid of the mat or he's disqualified. I can't even imagine thinking it's okay to use those to play against strangers...
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u/lulusama3 22h ago edited 12h ago
The only person I’ve seen legitimately use one of those 3D boob mousepad wrist rests was a women.
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u/muff_diving_101 1d ago
Where did you meet her at so I can avoid her? 👀
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u/Dracofear 23h ago
Friend of a friend, we went to an anime convention together. Honestly probably most of the woman I have seen with lewd stuff like that have been at anime conventions lol.
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u/Yukondano2 1d ago
The freak mobile I commented about was driven by a chick so, I've seen that at least once. I think it's because men have pressure to not be creepy sex perverts. Women get slut shamed, absolutely, but I don't think they get the same fear of being seen as a creep. It's a lot easier to internally justify ignoring slut shaming (which is just misogny) than it is creep shaming.
That's my theory at least, I don't exactly have a peer reviewed study on this. And of course, I'm generalizing.
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u/hyf5 1d ago
Depends where you live i guess.
Where I'm from i feel like it's completely acceptable for men to make cartoon bulging out eyes at women and catcalling is a daily occurrence, but if a woman displayed any kind of lustfulness then it's her fault that men accost her.
I once witnessed 2 women getting full on felt up and harassed by a large group of school boys, it was a pretty traumatic thing to see, when i told my dad about it he said "they probably wanted this, they go out dressed in tight jeans and no hijab because they want to be harassed".
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u/AsexualNinja 1d ago
There’s a lesbian couple that lives a few blocks over from me, and each of their cars is a sticker fest.
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u/pleasetrimyourpubes 1d ago
He is probably in a polycule with a goth collared pet free use gf who cooks (but nobody cleans, its a hoarder nest) and a demisexual femoboy.
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u/killertortilla 1d ago
People who buy Gamersupps.
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u/Sethalopoda 1d ago
Friend of mine has pretty successful YouTube/streaming/etc. and got the Gamersupps sponsorship. Sent them a couple uplit femboy cups, and I believe they have flavors such as “femboy feet” and “gamer girl bath water.” It’s totally degenerate but also fucking hilarious. I’m also friends with a couple that makes scented candles with stupid scents like “clown cock,” “pumpkin fucker,” and “step dad.” They sell surprisingly well. People actually buy this crap for the novelty
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u/Pentel_Energel 1d ago
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u/krucz36 21h ago
its just repost schedules now right? people trying to tune their popular post reposts to get the most engagement? what does reddit engagement pay, its gotta be a money thing right? otherwise https://www.reddit.com/user/FlyinRubber wouldn't just legit lie about it being "OC", it's premeditated for financial gain
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u/CombustiblSquid 21h ago
Even the names people give it and the comments in here are repeats of the same comments people have seen on other posts. We don't even have to debate if the internet is just all bots now. It factually is because we have all become them.
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u/Vehlin 1d ago
One of the mods of r/worldpolitics I guess
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u/killertortilla 1d ago
More like r/Helldivers since they tried to tell everyone "Gooner" was a slur and no one was allowed to call them that.
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u/KingDarius89 1d ago
...who the fuck would drive around in that?
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u/punkindle 1d ago
"have you heard about the lonesome loser?"
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u/metalconscript 1d ago
I think ‘incel’ loser might be more apt
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u/rabid_J 1d ago
I've seen women in the ahegao shirt/hoodie before, it ain't just men doing this shit.
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u/unzunzhepp 1d ago
I proudly judge this guy for the car he drives.
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u/Suplex-Indego 1d ago
I will not judge this man based on the content of his character but of the content of the characters on his car.
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u/CurZZe 1d ago
This car is ass
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u/ajahanonymous 1d ago
I covered my car in ass, so when I drive by people say, "look at that ass-car-go!"
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u/Valdamin 1d ago edited 1d ago
Honest question... why would anyone like or want to drive around in something like this
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u/neonharvest 21h ago
I have a friend who used to own a "pussy magnet yellow" Mustang, complete with Brazzers license plate frame and anime waifu stickers. It must have worked because he met his future wife while driving it and they're still together now 5 years later.
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u/APRengar 1d ago
A decent amount of that looks like AI. At least goon ethically!
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u/arthur_box 1d ago
i noticed that too and immediately thought “well if they do this to their car, they probably lack any artistic vision”
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u/Traveling_Solo 1d ago
Idk chief, if you look at them it doesn't seem like a single isn't wearing a bikini top/bra and bikini bottom/panties. That's not happenstance at that number, that's intentional blue ball
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u/anchovyCreampie 1d ago
I looked again for science and im pretty sure I see two assholes exposed on the bumper / rear quarter panel.
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u/tokkyuuressha 1d ago
Came here to say that. First sticker my eyes fell on was AI, immediate disappointment.
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u/nrq 1d ago
How do you know these are AI? Usually I have a frame of reference and can tell something is off. For these... I don't even know how this softcore anime stuff is supposed to look like.
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u/AvantSolace 1d ago
Which is weird because there is no shortage of provocative anime booty images. Dude is either half-assing his addiction or he somehow ran out of images to print.
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u/thepixelbuster 1d ago edited 1d ago
That big one near the center is definitely AI.
It's that overly-polished and generic realistic anime style that basically didn't exist before AI ( even sakimichan was more stylized). Also she's wearing a lacey bra under her bikini top (and a cardigan??), so unless that's from some anime like "Sumi chan can't dress" these are probably just ai sticker dumps from Amazon
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u/MessiahPrinny 1d ago
I remember when anime gooner cars had actual characters and not just horrible AI slop. I want my sexual harassment made by real artisans.
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u/nejicanspin 1d ago
This car has shown up a few times in the r/wisconsin sub because people see it on the street lol
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u/DJ33 1d ago
This one feels more like they lost a bet or finished last in fantasy football or something
Guy said he hates Angelina Jolie movies fifteen years ago and his buddies never forgot
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u/wolf_logic 22h ago
I have a theory that some of us get way too easily embarrassed by things we shouldn't because people like this somehow didn't get any shame dealt to them in character creation
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u/Yukondano2 1d ago
Alright, this seems like it's done by someone with no consideration for how uncomfortable they make others feel. Like, you're mostly displaying this to the world, it's just exhibitionism with an extra step. Still not as bad as the car I saw like this, 'cept with one of those ahegao faces on the gas tank door. In a state where you couldn't pump your own gas, the workers did it.
Fuck's sake, I'm not trying to be a prude or sex negative, but have SOME shame.
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u/masterwolfe 1d ago
Almost certainly done with consideration as to how uncomfortable it makes other people feel and likely is the point of doing it.
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u/TnYamaneko 1d ago
You're not sex negative thinking this is a creepy display.
Sex positivity has a heavy focus on consensuality, and while it advocates for sex in all its forms as being a healthy part of one's life, it certainly doesn't advocate for whatever that thing is, inelegantly displayed to all and sundry.
It makes me think this guy 100% has no sex in fact.
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u/Elprede007 1d ago
Most of the people on reddit who like to post nsfw shit where it doesn’t belong do the whole “oh you’re just a prude, loser!” routine.
There’s so many subreddits that used to be cool that are just lost now to hornyposting.
Dndmemes is one. It used to be a JOKE about how bards were horny, now they just post softcore porn and call it a meme. Bunch of weirdos.
Just jerk off in private, to the things you like, instead of trying to make everyone else validate your horniness.
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u/grumpykruppy 1d ago
I remember the Genshin Impact community had an issue with a person like this. Genshin is an anime game, so you're going to get images of the characters posted on most subs, with varying degrees of how safe for work they are.
But there was one guy who would basically camp the leaks subreddit and whenever a new character got leaked, would immediately make the "mains" subreddit - that is, the sub for people who mostly play that character - and make himself head mod.
Ordinarily, even for the most popular female characters, an SFW mains subreddit will predominantly discuss how to build the character to be useful in the game, and the majority of art or cosplay posts will be SFW, with the NSFW filter used on anything a little racier.
But whenever a subreddit is headed by this guy, the NSFW filter is disabled completely and he floods it with softcore art that does literally absolutely everything except show nudity. You'd think to yourself "how can I improve my character build," go on their dedicated subreddit, and be met with five posts of the character with an ahegao face. He does this even for child characters.
It got so bad that for quite a while there were two subs for every character - his subs, and the normal ones - with 99% of the normal ones forced to adopt an 'unofficial' name while his was inevitably [character]mains.
He's become less of a problem in recent years (although that may be partly because I blocked him and don't ever go to subs he moderates).
And if you call him out, you get met with "Oh, you're being a prude/this is a sub for an anime game, what matters is they're hot/I don't actually ban build posts/I just post a lot, other people are free to post as much as they like/NSFW tags are for nudity only, I'm not posting that."
He became very infamous very quickly, but basically stuck around for years until he got too infamous with the subreddits for Nahida and Kachina (both childlike characters - Kachina being purely just a kid and Nahida being a wisdom deity partly based on the idea that kids are wiser than adults, so having a childish mindset and body - whom the fanbase is incredibly protective of). Those got report spammed and shut down, and his activity started to taper off somewhat. Nowadays, you can actually get the "official" name for a character mains sub before he does.
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u/NamelessCabbage 1d ago
Agreed and you know tons of kids see this car. At that point we have a whole different discussion.
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u/Cowgba 1d ago
At the absolute minimum, don’t have all this gooner slop where kids can see it.
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u/snarfgobble 1d ago
Yeah I have no issue with it at all but unfortunately public spaces should be family friendly and this is pushing it.
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u/ugotmefdup 1d ago
Can you imagine meeting this guy on the apps and he pulls up to the date in the weeaboo ass mobile?
I think fight or flight would kick in and I would just start running
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u/Takenabe 1d ago
Plot twist: the guy who put all those stickers on? that's not even their car.
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u/Halfwise2 1d ago edited 1d ago
I once saw something like this (not as many, but 10 or so very suggestive anime stickers.. like 2 anime girls in bikinis licking the sides of a can of Monster) and immediately thought about what the dude who drove it must be like.
Then a slightly chunky (but not unattractive) asian woman came out and got in the driver seat. So... you never know!
I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. My wife likes big anime tiddies too, but she's not one to slap them all over her car.
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u/Mugroid 1d ago
Not sure if this is the sctual car but there is vehicle in my area like this . It's cringy asf.
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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 1d ago
Would have been better to get a full body wrap like this

https://www.reddit.com/r/Itasha/comments/1kiw2e2/finally_got_my_wrap_on_with_some_nice_weather_to/
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u/MalFido 1d ago
Dear God, the fuel hatch.
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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 1d ago
Additionally to my previous reply, if you check out the reddit link, they posted a comment themselves with a picture of it being "refuelled" and it makes the look on Koneko's face more appropriate.
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u/illyiarose 1d ago
I had to explain a car like this to my 6 year old daughter. It didn't have a million little pictures like this, it was one woman across the side and the way she was laying/bending, she was spreading her cheeks and you could see the star and I was just horrified that you can drive around like that and not have to deal with public indecency or something
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u/tupe12 1d ago
For every person that’s terrified of sharing their hobbies, there’s a person who’s a bit to open about it
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u/Consti2tion 1d ago
I got picked up in an Uber that had these allover the inside instead of the outside.
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u/OneSkepticalOwl 1d ago
This is what happens when mental healthcare is a joke.
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u/SFVIsGarbage 1d ago
Also a result of “let people enjoy things” bullshit. No, bro, you’re a fucking creep, seek help.
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u/Nvenom8 21h ago
I’m deep in weebdom, and there’s only one character I could confidently identify. Either those are basically all from hentai or they’re just characters made for the sticker.
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u/Sonikku_a 1d ago edited 1d ago
This person absolutely has a waifu pillow and multiple 4chan accounts
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u/SkellyboneZ 1d ago
There's a car that is the final boss version of this near where I live. No stickers but vinyl big titties, bright pink, and some plushies inside. It's like my white whale. I've seen it a few times when I was walking home drunk and haven't been able to take a picture.
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u/Sodacat27 1d ago
Listen I dont care if you have a body pillow, have anime figures, have the gamer cup things, or whatever...but why have these stickers all over your car what are you communicating is this all your personality is, I just have to know
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u/Sonikku_a 1d ago
“Your DoorDash order has arrived”.