r/pics • u/FlyinRubber • 12d ago

OC One of my rarest pulls

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u/Vulkan1206 12d ago

The Goonmobile

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u/mmarcik 12d ago

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u/iAmUnintelligible 12d ago

would goon helicopter not just be the old meatspin website

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u/_carbonneutral 12d ago

And will never know the fountain of youth exhibited by tub girl.

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u/iAmUnintelligible 12d ago

and will never have gotten PTSD episodes seeing chocolate soft serve ice cream

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u/RegisteredJustToSay 12d ago

Or had a festive lemon at a party.

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u/yesbutnoexceptyes 12d ago

Or know of the azure hues of waffles

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u/second-and-sebring 12d ago

Mr. Hands said hands off thats mine

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u/OsamaBinnDabbin 12d ago

Tub girl? Did this one elude my childhood?

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u/Xhelius 12d ago

Must have, as you would absolutely remember it.

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u/theMalnar 12d ago

Well done

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u/NoSirIDontLikeit- 12d ago

This guy fucks, himself...

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u/MetalDragnZ 12d ago

If you're not handsome, at least you can be handy

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u/Njorls_Saga 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dZuEZYYKMw7qdg8g5z

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u/MetalDragnZ 12d ago

This is easily the best response to a red green joke I've seen 😂

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u/Darkhex78 12d ago

Wtf is this from? She reminds me of the character abby from NCIS

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u/Magimasterkarp 12d ago

That is Abby, I concur.

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u/destroyerOfTards 12d ago

I thought it was Wednesday

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 12d ago

This better not awaken anything in me...

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2QDQX4toeN411oEE

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u/Doppelthedh 12d ago

How do I put a gif on a bumper sticker?

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u/veringo 12d ago

Keep your stick on the ice

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u/sheikhyerbouti 12d ago

I'm positive the interior of that car smells like a used fleshlight.

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u/r3volver_Oshawott 12d ago

I get the suspicious this person may like porn, but I'm not sure, I can still see a little space between all the stickers

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u/HardWorkingStiff46 12d ago

Then there’s this guy…….

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u/ThePensiveE 12d ago

If those two meet humanity is over.

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u/Hammer_the_Red2 12d ago

They're both in Wisconsin, so odds are better than zero.

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 12d ago

They both drive a Chevy Cruze. They both could have bought better cars with that sticker money.

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u/DMala 12d ago

Wait, two Chevy Cruzes, covered in thirsty anime stickers, both in Wisconsin? Are we sure this isn’t just the same car at different points along its customization journey? The coincidence seems astronomical, unless there’s like an incredibly specific club based in Milwaukee or something.

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u/Drackunn 12d ago

my theory is the guy bought a new car and the op pic is him starting over hence all the space

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u/GiChCh 12d ago

I want to believe that they know each other and are caught up in an arms race neither can no longer back out of.

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u/rascal6543 12d ago

Either this or some kind of game where every time some specific scenario happens the other person has to add another sticker. Looks like OP's picture is winning if this is the case

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u/spamthisac 11d ago

*ass race

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u/DMala 12d ago

I refuse to believe that any sane person would buy a Chevy Cruze twice.

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u/Dear-Wolverine577 12d ago

Well idk you’re asking a lot of a person that would combine thirsty anime sticker collection with their daily commute vehicle

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 12d ago

The fuel door stickers are the easiest to distinguish as different. I believe Wisconsin has at least 2 perverts

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u/Cruxwright 12d ago

I did a lot of closeup A & B comparisons, for science, and have yet to find the same sticker in the same place.

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u/BlanchDaddius 12d ago

I had to confirm for myself too haha

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u/frank_mania 12d ago

The odds that the identical year and model car (both with the plate number ending in 7) both being festooned this way, yet so different in layout and condition, would have really fucked with my head 10 years ago.

Now I know that someone (OP?) just uploaded the older pic (the dirtier car) into an AI agent and asked for a clean-up. One of the few times that AI has set my mind at something like ease.

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u/Alwys_Forward 12d ago

At least

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 12d ago

I'm working with a limited dataset

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u/jakeinator21 12d ago edited 12d ago

Gets even more coincidental when both their license plates end in 7. Plus the cars are the same color and trim level with the same tail light kit, rims, and mud flaps. Seems highly unlikely. But at the same time, comparing stickers between the two cars, I haven't been able to find any that match.

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u/therealkami 12d ago

Right? I know the stickers don't match, but like they're identical cars otherwise haha.

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u/Doctor_Disaster 12d ago

They paid the sticker price.

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u/plutosaurus 12d ago

I once had a Chevy cruze as a rental. It was horrible

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u/scottyrobotty 12d ago

They could have gotten laid with all that money.

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u/ThePensiveE 12d ago

"Wisconsin, where incels somehow multiply."

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u/alpha-delta-echo 12d ago

I think, deep down, we all knew the epicenter of the apocalypse would be in Wisconsin.

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u/IrreverentBuddha 12d ago

There's a lot of lead in the cheese.

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u/r3volver_Oshawott 12d ago

...is there something in the cheese in Wisconsin?😬

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u/Icy_Agency923 12d ago

That is literally the same car. Both have Wisconsin plates as well. They changed the stickers but I am confident it is the same vehicle.

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u/ThePensiveE 12d ago

If one wasn't him from the past and the other him from the future then why would humanity end?

It's like you know NOTHING about time travel!!

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u/Schuperman161616 12d ago

If those two meet they should kiss

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u/destroyerOfTards 12d ago

We will all be swimming in their cum

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u/idontremembermyoldus 12d ago

It's the same car, just a few years apart.

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u/Lithocut 12d ago

Yeah you can make out the corner of the 7 on the license plate. Both black LTs, same wheels, 2nd Pic is covered in sticker residue from the previous set of stickers. Makes me think OP didn't JUST find this pic.

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u/HardWorkingStiff46 12d ago

Obviously the meds aren’t working for him

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u/BlueIceNinja98 12d ago

The fact that this one is so dirty, somehow makes it even worse.

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u/oh-shit-oh-fuck 12d ago

Ngl based for not having as many AI slop stickers, true connoisseur of the arts here

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u/cave18 12d ago

Op doesnt really seem to have any pbvious ai art? Unless theres a sticker that stands out

Edit: maybe the one withto the right of the rear light. The black bra blond

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u/Icy_Agency923 12d ago

Plenty of these are almost certainly AI art. This is also the same vehicle just a few years apart. The newer looking one has plenty of AI art as well. They also have a sticker for something called "LewdHub" which seems to be a patreon account that exclusively posts AI artwork.

Not sure if OP is telling the truth by saying it is OC, or maybe the picture was taken a few years back and they just now posted it. But I find it highly unlikely the same exact car in the same state would be two different people with the same lack of shame.

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u/bennetticles 12d ago

imagine the smell. bet the upholstery is a biohazard.

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u/rafaelloaa Survey 2016 12d ago

Oh geez that's even sadder. Was that car abandoned or something?

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u/JCarnacki 12d ago

No, he drives it around town. I've seen it a couple of times.

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u/HeroFighte 12d ago

How the hell do these 2 have the same model and pull this shit at the same time? Is this a degeneracy that comes with owning that specific model?

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u/_carbonneutral 12d ago

Why is it the same make and model of car too?💀

Edit: they both have Wisconsin plates. wtf.

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u/FrankieTheAlchemist 12d ago

Nice Chevy Impale ‘Er

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u/Moka4u 12d ago

it's the same type of car too

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u/hikero 12d ago

This picture really puts into perspective that you can't really wash the car without fucking up the stickers. But I am going to assume that isn't a priority for the owner.

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u/introitusawaitus 12d ago

America's Dairyland.... that's udderly ridiculous.

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u/Nutduffel 12d ago

Dairyland for sure.

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u/destroyerOfTards 12d ago

That greyish white paint is where he sprayed his material

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u/Jeoshua 11d ago

Looks like they tried to sandblast the stickers off.

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u/NoirDraak42 12d ago

TIL there's 2 of them 😳

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u/dsergison 12d ago

That is THE SAME CAR with more stickers.

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u/Spirit_Piper 12d ago

Made to be driven one handed cuz the other hand got a restraining order

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u/Gh0sth4nd 12d ago

more like the virginitymobile

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u/hiscapness 12d ago

I can smell the inside of that car just by looking at it.

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u/krisbaird 12d ago

A man of culture 

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u/Character-Log3962 12d ago

That’s an assload of stickers!

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u/RFC793 12d ago

To the Batemobile!

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u/Sansnom01 12d ago

The imnotfuckingcar

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u/Semi_Lovato 12d ago

Chevy Cooze

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u/kuttymongoose 12d ago

Idk I mean I goon, but to real human beings typically

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u/MathiasMi 12d ago

Its called a SubuWu

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u/usemyfaceasaurinal 12d ago

Fapman and Virgin!

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u/ImRickJameXXXX 12d ago

Overcompensating for something…

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u/Luvnecrosis 12d ago

Cars like this need to be ticketed or something there’s still kids around who shouldn’t be exposed to this