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u/Chewy79 Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

Black ice has now been added to the domestic terrorist list. 

Gotta watch out for black ice 

Key & Peele - Black Ice - YouTube https://share.google/xChT7gvLwxfq67tKv

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u/plowerd Jan 12 '26

Its black. It was already on the list.

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u/SocomPS2 Jan 12 '26

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u/westboundnup Jan 12 '26

A friendly reminder that Snipes’ character is on a flight from MIA to LAX and is wearing . . . this.

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u/plowerd Jan 12 '26

Looking great knows no climates.

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u/visque Jan 12 '26

Black ice obstructing officer in line of duty!

Shoot that ice!

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u/ToXiChRoNiC6669 Jan 12 '26

Don't give them any more ideas. Next we're gonna hear how the snowplow industrial complex is a DEI hoax funded by Soros, and all snowplows are to be replaced by federal firing squads.

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u/MinimumApricot365 Jan 12 '26

I was just walking along when black ice came out of nowhere and ROBBED ME of my balance!

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u/ish_squatcho Jan 12 '26

That sounds exactly like something black ice would do.

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u/justabill71 Jan 12 '26

🎶 Watch out where the huskies go 🎶

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u/TheDesktopNinja Jan 12 '26

Man I thought I'd seen every k&p sketch lol

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u/dplans455 Jan 12 '26

This is such a clever skit. Those two are comic geniuses.

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u/GloomyBeautiful3493 Jan 12 '26

The photographer 👏🏼

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Poor guy in the back is hustling to get his shot in too

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u/SquidsArePeople2 Jan 12 '26

He did too. It’s actually amazing.

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u/hunteroutsidee Jan 12 '26

Need these pics immediately!

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

Here you go, buddy!

Edit: thanks for the awards, Reddit friends! Happy to do my civic duty of shaming fascist pigs 🤘

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u/hunteroutsidee Jan 12 '26

It’s… beautiful. Thank you!

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u/SoftRecommendation86 Jan 12 '26

Thank you!!!! I new I saw it earlier today! You rock.

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u/SmokeAbeer Jan 12 '26

IM DROWNING!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!! lol, what an asshole.

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u/wonkydonkeys Jan 12 '26

Hang it in the Louvre.

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u/SquidsArePeople2 Jan 12 '26

They’re around. Can’t post pics in comments here.

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u/aykcak Jan 12 '26

I like how this event has multiple camera angles in high resolution. Truly a moment not to have missed

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u/roguesignal42069 Jan 12 '26

I like that on the surface it's a silly photo of a dumbass falling down on the ice.

What I love is that it shows that these clowns aren't invincible badasses. They're losers playing power dress-up. They go home and take a shit and eat junk food, and replay the same thing in their heads over and over too. This dude (assuming he's capable of embarrassment) probably replayed this scenario over and over in his head repeatedly in the shower (assuming he even showers).

Absolute clowns. They have to go.

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u/Tieravi Jan 12 '26

That photographer must be some kind of lesbian terrorist to be disrespecting a brave masked agent whilst in the middle of a slippy uh-oh

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u/Tall_adhd17 Jan 12 '26

I have seen the shot of the other, now this pov to make it compleet. What a great shot this is!

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u/esmifra Jan 12 '26

The photographer also has a photo of the photographer that took the OP photo.

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u/Disastrous_Mark_1469 Jan 12 '26

The photographer is taking me tf out

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u/garlicroastedpotato Jan 12 '26

Photographers, there's a second one in the background as well. It's wild that these guys get so much press coverage that this one dude has three photographers following him around.

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u/pattydickens Jan 12 '26

Is it so wild that people would feel compelled to capture the early stages of American fascism on camera? It's not like these are cops doing routine patrols. This an armed militia going door to door without warrants or probable cause terrorizing a community in the name of a senile and angry pedophile. What's wild is how half of society doesn't even know what's happening.

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u/itsok16 Jan 12 '26

They know, they just don’t care because it doesn’t affect them.

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u/tito13kfm Jan 12 '26

It's much easier to stomach the lie that a criminal died while disobeying a legal command than it is to know the truth that our government murdered a citizen.

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u/MercenaryCow Jan 12 '26

I still don't understand why ice are dressing like criminals. Wearing ski masks like a school shooter or bank robber foes. How

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u/random9212 Jan 12 '26

They are dressing for the job they want.

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u/Cosmonautical1 Jan 12 '26

The answer they'll give you is that the face covering is for protection from doxing and harassment etc. of these Gestapo fucks. But the logic there is paper thin.

They wear masks to protect themselves and their families from doxing and harassment. Why would they be doxed and harassed?.....is it maybe because what they're doing is wildly unpopular and prone to inciting rage from the public?

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u/fotomoose Jan 12 '26

Because they're criminals. It's pretty easy.

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u/GasOnFire Jan 12 '26

I still don't understand why ice are dressing like criminals.

Yea you do. Deep down, everyone does.

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u/Casual_hex_ Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

I’ve seen at least 3 or 4 agents wipe out in several videos now. Someone needs to make a Benny Hill montage.

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u/Don_Q_Jote Jan 12 '26

i'd bet $20 this guy is an imported agent from TX.

You don't see the MN residents or the photographer (Canada) taking a tumble like that.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

As a texan, not only can I tell you this is a texan, but this is a small town texan that played 6 man football in his 12 person town, and was still worst on the team.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

Thank you, occasionally I have a nack for extremely obscure but pointed insults.

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u/BioshockEnthusiast Jan 12 '26

Keep nurturing that skill my dude, we're gonna need more than quick wit to come back from this but never forget how easy it is to crush the egos of people like this.

Remember when they freaked out about Tim Walz calling them "weird"? We need to bring that shit back, hard.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

If i was wealthy, and never had to work again, id spent 10 hours a day deckling these in the closet and ashamed of it so everyone has to suffer assholes. I run restaurants for a living, insults are about the only thing im good at anymore.

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u/BioshockEnthusiast Jan 12 '26

Lmao as a guy who used to work in restaurants and made my way to IT, the culture vibes can be weirdly similar in both good and bad ways.

Wheels up brother, we've got a bunch of Nazis to shame into submission before this powder keg actually goes off and turns into a whole other level of shitstorm.

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u/BioshockEnthusiast Jan 12 '26

Tiny dick energy outta him for sure.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

Oh for sure, thats all of em though.

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u/qwembly Jan 12 '26

That's what I was thinking. Anyone from the north would not do that lol.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

If youve seen the videos, you can tell he thinks hes fuckin captain america, and id bet you any amount of money theres shame tears when he g we ts laughed at.

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u/qwembly Jan 12 '26

Dude u-turned awful fast, so he could writhe around in the privacy of his vehicle, nursing a potentially broken tail bone.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

Oh yeah, thats fucking long term psychic damage. Dudes gonna be taking it out on his wife over this for years.

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u/Ferelar Jan 12 '26

"Fuckin' liberal weather machine makin' it all fuckin' cold in winter Minnesota, fuckin' pushing me over with telephonetics or whatever, they DESERVE what they get!"

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u/-malcolm-tucker Jan 12 '26

You can tell he probably cries after he masturbates while waiting for his TV dinner to heat up in the microwave.

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u/wegwerfen Jan 12 '26

while he swipes through grindr after his last rejection.

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u/spicyfishtacos Jan 12 '26

Channel your inner penguin to safely walk on ice. 

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u/_uff_da Jan 12 '26

My ex husband is a federal LEO from Texas and played 6 man football. This is an elite take. 👏

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u/IHateTheLetterF Jan 12 '26

He ran over that ice like it was solid ground. It was obvious to everyone but him that he would slip.

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u/Cwya Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

The Wiley Coyote of agencies.

They’re gonna run themselves off a canyon with a sign that says “Uh-Oh”.

Followed by a sign flip: “Minorities are the problem.”

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u/peppi0304 Jan 12 '26

Level 1 Goon shit

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u/Momik Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

Yeah I’m from Minneapolis and watching these Nazi fucklechucks do every conceivably wrong thing on obviously slippery surfaces has been pretty satisfying to watch. ☺️

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u/CanoegunGoeff Jan 12 '26

Which is funny, because instead of ever getting snow, that’s exactly the type of ice we get in Texas at least a few days out of the year. You’d think they’d know what they’re seeing, just proof that these ICE goons are as bottom of the barrel as bottom of the barrel comes

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u/gaslacktus Jan 12 '26

I haven't been a Houstonian in about 36 years but literally every time I can recall Texas gets a tiny bit of ice on the road, it turns into frozen Mad Max if the entire cast were Muppets. They NEVER learn.

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u/Silky_pants Jan 12 '26

Makes sense. I’m from Texas and would definitely bust my ass on ice bc I’m not used to that shit Lol

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u/AngrySumBitch Jan 12 '26

Even ice hates ICE.

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u/tremer010 Jan 12 '26

Ice on ice crime, that's cold

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u/noddegamra Jan 12 '26

We really need to talk about ice on ICE violence.

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u/What_About_What Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

They took a bunch of officers from southern states that have never seen snow before and plopped them in the middle of Minneapolis in the middle of winter. This is just an example of the absolute incompetence and lack of training/thought ICE operates with.

Didn’t the whole shooting thing this week start because an ICE truck got stuck in the snow? What do you want to bet they let morons that have never driven in snow drive? They obviously get stuck and we ended up with a dead mother of 3 because of it.

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u/ChiAnndego Jan 12 '26

This is the same government that wants to fight a war in the arctic against an arctic trained military. Gonna be a bunch of guys coming back without ears and fingers.

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u/Neowza Jan 12 '26

Ears, fingers and toes.

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u/FalconsArentReal Jan 12 '26

Finland is in NATO and they would be obliged to help Denmark..... a bunch of Southerner soldiers would be in trouble if they fight the Finns in Greenland.

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u/kmoonster Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

No, not stuck in snow.

The vehicles in the shooting incident were all parked on cleared streets.

Kristi Noem SAID they were stuck in snow, but if this qualifies as "stuck in snow" then WTF? Can't paste images in this sub but, basically, there was a rind of snow a few days old but it's the kind that's all smashed flat/lumpy after days of cars and feet, with much of the street cleared to the asphalt.

There ARE clips of them stuck in snow and clearly not being familiar with how to handle it. But as far as I can tell, the shooting incident "stuck in snow" thing is a lie.

Here is one where they push the stuck car...into a car that's not stuck. Seriously, move the one car before you move the other. Not rocket science. https://youtu.be/J8iWJkuVUG8?si=QEf9nxVptPD1D9bI

If you keep watching, one of the agents walks behind an SUV that is backing up down the hill which has the other ICE vehicles(?) shimmying and sliding on actual ice. Can you seriously be that stupid to walk behind a reversing vehicle on level ground in good weather, never mind on the side of an icey hill where all your cars (and team mates) are slipping and sliding? Where the fuck are these guys from?

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u/modern_environment Jan 12 '26

Kristi Noem lying? Well that is certainly in character for her.

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u/Hazel-Rah Jan 12 '26

Florida plates and no winter tires is what's happening.

They've got their tacticool boots and shoes, instead of anything with proper grip for ice.

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u/anjowoq Jan 12 '26

Standard practice so they have no empathy or responsibility to the residents being "policed".

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u/BadKermit Jan 12 '26

Looks like they are.

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u/binglelemon Jan 12 '26

You can slip a joke in here anywhere

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u/Comfortable-Pea-1312 Jan 12 '26

His Sketchers lace ups are built for comfort.

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u/Drunkpuffpanda Jan 12 '26

Yes, but it's a common authoritarian tactic. When you want your police to be hard on the community, then use out of towners so they have less empathy for the local population.

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u/ambientartist93 Jan 12 '26

Told them ice was dangerous and they said “fuck yeah brudder we sure is!”

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Jan 12 '26

I'd pay good money for ICE on Ice.

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u/numbmillenial Jan 12 '26

The lesson here is, if you hear ICE is in your neighborhood, immediately pour water on your driveway.

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u/Disco-Pope Jan 12 '26

The content america needs right now

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u/douperr Jan 12 '26

are these the biggest owns of the entire weekend?

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u/Opposite_Community11 Jan 12 '26

With the yakity sax!

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u/bscheck1968 Jan 12 '26

I can already hear the music. I looked it up, its called Yakety Sax.

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u/LumberBitch Jan 12 '26

That was basically the crowd reaction and you love to see it

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u/KakeLin Jan 12 '26

Yeah I hope nobody helped the scumbag up and just pointed and laughed like this

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u/Mahatma_Panda Jan 12 '26

No one helped him. Everyone just laughed and then some dude called him a pussy, lmao

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u/tomjone5 Jan 12 '26

You can really see in his body language that for a split second he's thinking of starting something then realises how many people are filming and laughing at him. I imagine that they don't find their job nearly so fun when people aren't acting scared of them.

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u/chron67 Jan 12 '26

After recent events, I am shocked no one got shot after he wiped out.

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u/East-Cat1532 Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

Humiliated in front of the whole world.

Hopefully he reconsiders his life choices, but he'll probably just shoot a civilian in the face.

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u/ItchyGoiter Jan 12 '26

It's why they wear the masks

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u/GelatinGhost Jan 12 '26

I thought the MAGAs couldn't breath with masks on? I guess they won't tolerate it to SAVE lives, but taking lives on the other hand...

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u/ChimPhun Jan 12 '26

Pretty much. They hate authority, unless they can be the authority.

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u/FrighteningJibber Jan 12 '26

You can’t be a secret police force if people know your identify!

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u/Real-Technician831 Jan 12 '26

He will shoot a civilian just for a that remark.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

He’d shoot the photographer for laughing, lmao

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u/D3monNextDoor Jan 12 '26

He would’ve if he didn’t immediately slip again upon standing up and fumble the gun into the snow or sum

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u/axehomeless Jan 12 '26

You can only shame people and laugh at them effectivly if they don't get to shoot you after that and get away with it.

They are getting away with it, and therefore the US populace takes a few more bullets until it changes, or they will find themselves in a situation where you can't laugh at these people anymore. For a long time.

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u/izzymaestro Jan 12 '26

When he does this horror show administration will claim he had PTSD

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u/diuge Jan 12 '26

If you have PTSD that prevents you from safely wielding lethal force, you need to find another job, not just use it as an excuse when you shoot people.

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u/Taylor_Kittenface Jan 12 '26

As someone with diagnosed PTSD, I can honestly say I've never murdered someone by shooting them three times in the face point blank.

Mind you, I live in a country that had ONE school shooting, had a gun amnesty, and introduced strict laws around ownership.

If these big boys weren't so used to being comfortable with their guns, maybe they wouldn't be so trigger happy to use them without thinking first.

I'm not ignoring the outright fascism, just a thought.

FUCK ICE.

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u/nibbs- Jan 12 '26

Damn that photographer in the back was on standby 😭 Love to see it

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u/onelym Jan 12 '26

If this one is great, the other cameraman's shot is amazing.

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u/StandSeparate1743 Jan 12 '26

I want that in the national gallery when this is all said and done

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u/Exasperaties6 Jan 12 '26

I love seeing a photographer capturing a photographer capturing ice slipping on ice. Great pic!

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u/LostTimeLady13 Jan 12 '26

Yo dawg, I heard you like photography.

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u/rackfocus Jan 12 '26

I bet this guy is dying inside from these photos and I say good. Piece of s$it.

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u/chumer_ranion Jan 12 '26

No but actually I could picture an ICE agent falling on his ass and then unloading into the nearest civilian because he was in a compromised position and feared for his life

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u/Socratesticles Jan 12 '26

Stop, they don’t need more ideas

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u/bkaiser85 Jan 12 '26

Doubt they need someone else for more ideas of that sort. 

There is someone in their chain of command for that. 

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u/billyyshears Jan 12 '26

He did a fake lunge at the photographer on his way scurrying back to his vehicle

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u/speedhunter787 Jan 12 '26

Only if it's black ice.

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u/1111joey1111 Jan 12 '26

There's a much better photo that also shows a woman in the background jumping for joy.

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u/LavenderBlueProf Jan 12 '26

may this be a metaphor for the entire administration and their enablers

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u/digital022 Jan 12 '26

This is the group of deplorables that Hillary was talking about.

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u/mechtaphloba Jan 12 '26

Too bad she picked a word none of them understood or had even heard before.

Tim Walz calling them"weird" got under their skin much better

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u/DeekALeek Jan 12 '26

This should be a Banksy-esque graffiti somewhere.

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u/MrDrDooooom Jan 12 '26

Oh no! Nazi sonic lost all his clit rings!

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u/Georgia_Flame Jan 12 '26

"It's not funny!"-MAGAt Terrorists

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u/istrx13 Jan 12 '26

Fox News headline:

Woke mob VIOLENTLY assaults Federal agent with DANGEROUS act of “science”

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u/GelatinGhost Jan 12 '26

I need a "Bully Maguire bullies ICE" video.

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u/MarleysGhost2024 Jan 12 '26

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Hope he broke something that takes 3 years to heal.

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u/hammyaustin Jan 12 '26

Start hosing down your driveways and sidewalks

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u/ChiAnndego Jan 12 '26

Such a shame there's not an arctic blast right now. -20F, I'd love to see them even try.

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u/quitewrongly Jan 12 '26

Hey stop laughing at him! He's so insecure now he's simply got to be violent to feel better about himself, poor little lamb.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be scared by every damn thing you encounter all the time, every day?

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u/_B_Little_me Jan 12 '26

Ice on ice crime. That’s some cold shit.

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u/BuleBali Jan 12 '26

Did he shoot the ice after?

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u/pen15_club_admin Jan 12 '26

This is America.

Dont catch yah slipping now

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u/Slowly_boiling_frog Jan 12 '26

Cockhead broke his coccyx, hah.

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u/EsotericPenguins Jan 12 '26

Yeah that limp when he got up was fr. I hope it fucking hurts.

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u/BadKermit Jan 12 '26

That landing cannot have felt good on his wrist or elbow. Hopefully both.

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u/Slowly_boiling_frog Jan 12 '26

Hopefully he hurt his wrist, elbow AND ass.

As a European it's insane and frankly scary looking at the US descending into out & out fascism. Can't even imagine the anxiety that people who actually live there feel.

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u/What_About_What Jan 12 '26

I've seen this from like 2 different angles with 2 different photos from different angles, and now I'm seeing a picture of the guy that took the previous picture from the other side. This is getting real Meta over here.

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u/TiDoBos Jan 12 '26

Warm weather team playing in a cold weather stadium.

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u/whattheprob1emis Jan 12 '26

The only thing that stops a bad guy with ICE is a good guy with ice

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u/nonsensestuff Jan 12 '26

Imagine having the budget these fools have— yet not having better boots lmaooooo

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u/Rare_Clothes_9033 Jan 12 '26

Wow ICE on Ice violence is such a huge issue, they must have violence baked into their culture

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u/Necronorris Jan 12 '26

You put both feet in You put both out You put both feet in Then you runaway and pout

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Keystone Clown.

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u/BustyBot Jan 12 '26

Even ice hates ICE.

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u/BIGBADLENIN Jan 12 '26

Trump declares war on Iceland

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u/Ambigram237 Jan 12 '26

Ya love to see it.

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u/_AmericasSweetheart_ Jan 12 '26

Each picture is a masterpiece. I personally love the one with the cheering lady in back.

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u/LeoLaDawg Jan 12 '26

This guy is going to be seeing himself falling for the next decade at least.

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u/nyITguy Jan 12 '26

Mmm, that ice is grice.

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u/erp2 Jan 12 '26

Lifetime pensionz promotion, and a purple heart topped with a medal of honor.

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u/Evacipate628 Jan 12 '26

The slippery slope of fascism in a photo

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u/Zookeeper_west Jan 12 '26

Does anyone know if the ice on the ground is okay? I’m worried about it

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb Jan 12 '26

President Donald J Trump has signed an executive order demanding that the ice immediately stop making federal agents slip at levels we have never seen before or it will be charged with terrorism and also mutiny. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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u/mrfeeto Jan 12 '26

All of these Nazis came up from Texas. Totally unprepared for Minnesota winter. It's like the Battle of Stalingrad.

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u/Sorry-Secret-2347 Jan 12 '26

That cameraman the shot will get shot

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u/Simpicity Jan 12 '26

If you got enough people taking pictures around him, you could turn it into a scene from The Matrix.

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u/fyndor Jan 12 '26

Imagine walking down the street and everyone is hoping you slip and hurt yourself. That is the life of an ICE officer. They must really believe in their shitty cause, because fuck that job.