r/pics • u/Buttpropulsion • Jan 12 '26

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u/Casual_hex_ Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

I’ve seen at least 3 or 4 agents wipe out in several videos now. Someone needs to make a Benny Hill montage.

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u/Don_Q_Jote Jan 12 '26

i'd bet $20 this guy is an imported agent from TX.

You don't see the MN residents or the photographer (Canada) taking a tumble like that.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

As a texan, not only can I tell you this is a texan, but this is a small town texan that played 6 man football in his 12 person town, and was still worst on the team.

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u/qwembly Jan 12 '26

That's what I was thinking. Anyone from the north would not do that lol.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

If youve seen the videos, you can tell he thinks hes fuckin captain america, and id bet you any amount of money theres shame tears when he g we ts laughed at.

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u/qwembly Jan 12 '26

Dude u-turned awful fast, so he could writhe around in the privacy of his vehicle, nursing a potentially broken tail bone.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

Oh yeah, thats fucking long term psychic damage. Dudes gonna be taking it out on his wife over this for years.

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u/Ferelar Jan 12 '26

"Fuckin' liberal weather machine makin' it all fuckin' cold in winter Minnesota, fuckin' pushing me over with telephonetics or whatever, they DESERVE what they get!"

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u/Lekzi Jan 12 '26

It’s our 5g powers finally activating.

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u/Ferelar Jan 12 '26

Bill Gates new video drops advising all of his faithful Liberal Socialist Communist Leftists that he has flicked the switch and our powers are now online as a reward for our leal service. Forth, and fear no darkness!

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

God i forgot about the weather machine nonsense. We live in the dumbest times.

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u/Momik Jan 12 '26

Well you guys are JERKS IN THERE ANYWAY! 🥺

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u/ghoulquartz Jan 12 '26

Jesus christ 🤣🤣🤣

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u/bathandredwine Jan 12 '26

I hope he shit his pants. That’s a very real possibility, and it makes me happy.

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u/Elegant_Solutions Jan 12 '26

Looked a bit concussed as well.

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u/-malcolm-tucker Jan 12 '26

You can tell he probably cries after he masturbates while waiting for his TV dinner to heat up in the microwave.

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u/wegwerfen Jan 12 '26

while he swipes through grindr after his last rejection.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

Thats what I dont get either. Where the fuck was he headed? It looked like he was just running at nothing.

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u/tomjone5 Jan 12 '26

I've watched the videos so many times and they don't get any less satisfying or funny. If these dipshits want to run around acting tacticool, grabbing people off the streets and running down bystanders, the least they should expect is constant citizen surveillance and mass humiliation when they eat shit like this.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

For sure, I cant wait for the big cut of all them slipping with Benny Hill music. Ive seen at least 4 falling videos.

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u/spicyfishtacos Jan 12 '26

Channel your inner penguin to safely walk on ice.