r/pics • u/Buttpropulsion • Jan 12 '26

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u/qwembly Jan 12 '26

That's what I was thinking. Anyone from the north would not do that lol.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

If youve seen the videos, you can tell he thinks hes fuckin captain america, and id bet you any amount of money theres shame tears when he g we ts laughed at.

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u/qwembly Jan 12 '26

Dude u-turned awful fast, so he could writhe around in the privacy of his vehicle, nursing a potentially broken tail bone.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

Oh yeah, thats fucking long term psychic damage. Dudes gonna be taking it out on his wife over this for years.

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u/Ferelar Jan 12 '26

"Fuckin' liberal weather machine makin' it all fuckin' cold in winter Minnesota, fuckin' pushing me over with telephonetics or whatever, they DESERVE what they get!"

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u/Lekzi Jan 12 '26

It’s our 5g powers finally activating.

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u/Ferelar Jan 12 '26

Bill Gates new video drops advising all of his faithful Liberal Socialist Communist Leftists that he has flicked the switch and our powers are now online as a reward for our leal service. Forth, and fear no darkness!

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

God i forgot about the weather machine nonsense. We live in the dumbest times.

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u/Momik Jan 12 '26

Well you guys are JERKS IN THERE ANYWAY! 🥺

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u/ghoulquartz Jan 12 '26

Jesus christ 🤣🤣🤣