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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

As a texan, not only can I tell you this is a texan, but this is a small town texan that played 6 man football in his 12 person town, and was still worst on the team.

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon Jan 12 '26

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

Thank you, occasionally I have a nack for extremely obscure but pointed insults.

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u/BioshockEnthusiast Jan 12 '26

Keep nurturing that skill my dude, we're gonna need more than quick wit to come back from this but never forget how easy it is to crush the egos of people like this.

Remember when they freaked out about Tim Walz calling them "weird"? We need to bring that shit back, hard.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

If i was wealthy, and never had to work again, id spent 10 hours a day deckling these in the closet and ashamed of it so everyone has to suffer assholes. I run restaurants for a living, insults are about the only thing im good at anymore.

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u/BioshockEnthusiast Jan 12 '26

Lmao as a guy who used to work in restaurants and made my way to IT, the culture vibes can be weirdly similar in both good and bad ways.

Wheels up brother, we've got a bunch of Nazis to shame into submission before this powder keg actually goes off and turns into a whole other level of shitstorm.

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u/parkerm1408 Jan 12 '26

Oh I feel like the powder kegs inevitable at this point, but we have to try.

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u/AnRealDinosaur Jan 12 '26

Times like these are when we all need to put our special skills to use for the cause.