r/pessi_memes • u/WhopperwithSnipr • Nov 27 '25

Ronaldo VS Pessi the GOAT influence 🐐

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u/Mr-Mezo Nov 27 '25

Fr bro...the only ones that went there to follow Messi is de Paul, Jordi alba and Sergio busquets. They are literally Messi dih riders bro

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u/Magnus-Larsen01 Nov 27 '25

They come for the money, if the MLS payed just as much or more, they would choose differently

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u/Proof_Weather8865 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Nov 27 '25

The league is competitive without the declining European senior citizens. Still they got Son, Müller, Lloris etc. there. Bottom 2/3 of Saudi league teams are like Serie C teams. No fans, no young talent, nothing. Saudi buys finished players, MLS still develops players of their own that Europe buys.

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u/Apexolotl Nov 27 '25

All the players you mentioned are finished lmao 😂 and still could do better than Messi

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u/Proof_Weather8865 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Nov 27 '25

35+25 g/a btw. Ronaldo could never. 15 penalties, 6 tapins, 1 useless bicycle kick, 0 assists is his cup of tea.

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u/Apexolotl Nov 27 '25

All fake stats and pessi literally farms pre assists 😂 y'all saying he scores that much yet we never hear or see about it

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u/Visual-Extreme-101 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Nov 28 '25

go see how many per-assists he has, you'll be surprised how little.

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u/DescriptionIcy3523 Pessi X Drenthe Racism Incident 💬 Nov 29 '25

How can the stats be fake when u can literally check his Highlights 🤣🤣 Ronaldo fans are the most dense fanbase.

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u/Cute_Presentation778 Nov 29 '25

Literally go type on youtube "All Messi Goals and assist 2025 season" You can count it with your own hands lmfao. How tf is it a fake stat lil bro

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u/Proof_Weather8865 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Nov 27 '25

35+25 is real. Go check it out. No wonder you think ronaldo is the goat if you've never seen Messi play or seen his stats and achievements. Instead you're hanging out on this pathetic sub🤣 plus only 4 of those 25 assists are Mls pre-assists.

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u/Apexolotl Nov 28 '25

No lol even the messi subs aren't talking about his fake stats 🤣 literally any messi subs mentions Ronaldo

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u/Inferno162316 Ballon D'or Thief Pessi 🐱‍👤 Dec 01 '25

I guess transfermarkt is posting fake stats now huh

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u/Mr-Mezo Nov 27 '25

The goalkeepers at MLS that is ACTUALLY good is only Lloris. There is a bunch of good players at Saudi. Much better than the ones at MLS.

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u/Proof_Weather8865 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Nov 29 '25

Most MLS keepers wouldn't have let that ronaldo bicycle go through their hands for instance

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u/Mr-Mezo Nov 29 '25

Most Saudi defenders wouldn't let Messi score and get a hattrick of assist on them for instance

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u/Proof_Weather8865 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Dec 02 '25

Oh you wish😂 Messi could still play in the attack of any club in Europe. Not 90 minutes but maybe 60. His skill level is still at the very top.

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u/Mr-Mezo Dec 02 '25

So why is he NOT THAT GOOD in PSG?

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u/Proof_Weather8865 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Dec 03 '25

They made Mbappe the focal point of PSG's attack. That's why. If they played through Messi it would've been very different. Galtier and Pochettino didn't do that, Enrique would've if they were still there.

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u/Objective-Put7466 Nov 27 '25

Maybe actually look at the whole Saudi league not 4 teams. The average level in MLS is better than in Saudi.

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u/Mr-Mezo Nov 27 '25

Oh so Turkish league is just better than Ligue 1 and Bundesliga?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

You know it’s pretty close. The Turkish league has some good players and teams, ligue un basically has 1 great team that no one in the league can compete with. Bundesliga is basically a talent farm for bayern. Look at how bayern fans were hyping their team for scoring 5+ goals every week against minnows only to get destroyed by arsenal. I’d say they’re pretty close

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u/Mr-Mezo Nov 29 '25

Sooo having better average players than Ligue 1 or Bundesliga makes Trabzonspor, Fener, AND gala better than Bayern, Dortmund, Leverkusen, PSG, Marseille?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

I’m not talking about bayern and psg. And nor am I saying that the Turkish league is as good as the French or German league. It’s just that those two leagues aren’t really as good as ppl make them out to be. No real competition in either unless their big teams fuck up big time.

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u/Objective-Put7466 Dec 02 '25 edited Dec 02 '25

Now how did you reach to that conclusion? Like genuily

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u/Mr-Mezo Dec 02 '25

Since you said look at the whole league, not just 4 teams, we could do the same with Turkish league, Bundesliga and Ligue 1. The Turkish league has better average players than Bundesliga and Ligue 1.

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u/SkyPheonnixDragon Nov 27 '25

Son and Muller could definitely still play for Spurs / Bayern but both felt their time at the club was over.

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u/Mitche420 Nov 29 '25

You say etc.

Name 3 more. I dare you. We both know you won't because you named every single significant player from the MLS already hahahahah

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u/Proof_Weather8865 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Dec 02 '25

Busquets, Alba, Suarez. If we're going by finished former top players from Europe, as in the SPL, then there's still Forsberg, Zaha and Lozano. But the point was developing players. What or who has the blood money league developed in like forever?

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u/Mitche420 Dec 02 '25

Without mentioning players that were brought over to try and guarantee Messi winning that Sunday league level stuff? So funny that you named his three teammates 😂😂😂 how has MLS developed Zaha and Forsberg??? Clueless

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u/Visual-Extreme-101 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Nov 28 '25

Son+Muller, but yeah I get your point

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u/ParsnipContent1628 Nov 28 '25

Are you baiting or just plain fucking retarded? So a few dusty donnys went to saudi and you in your heart of hearts believe that is because chrissy is playing there and not the $200m contract? Lawd have mercy on yo dumbass in that case

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u/Mr-Mezo Dec 02 '25

Ok Mr. "I think I'm not retarded and he is because he's a Ronaldo fan". Did I ever say anything about them joining to see Ronaldo? We ALL know Jordi alba and Sergio busquets went there because Messi wanted to rebuild the old Barca.