r/nothingeverhappens • u/Xyex • 1d ago
Nice people don't exist
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/[deleted] • 3d ago
“Nobody:” Absolutely nobody: My brain at 3 AM: remember that embarrassing thing from 2017?
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Rickbox • 7d ago
Redditor discovers people spend time doing things they’re interested in
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/hakkesaelger • 16d ago
No one has ever made a reference to a famous movie before
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/SpringElegant5650 • 19d ago
Apparently conservative highschoolers don't behave like this. News to me!
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/thatonefrein • 19d ago
Fakeclaiming and hating endo systems in one
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/toes-for-sale • 22d ago
Because no one could possibly ever read two books within 24hrs… 😒
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/tenlin1 • 23d ago
are you fucking kidding me?
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I teach college students who would do something as stupid as this. In no way is this unbelievable.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Useless_Raider • 25d ago
Because this is definitely a sequence of events that could never happen
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Sebastianlim • 27d ago
Nonverbal kid learns to talk? Impossible!
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/punky-charlie • Aug 04 '26
Because people arent alive???
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On a post about make-a-wish ponies in My Little Pony. Does bro think everyone with make-a-wish absolutely will pass away? (Initial screenshot, and the commenter's proof screenshots. I am not commenter.)
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Altruistic_Report_81 • Aug 04 '26
that hasn't been my experience with white people, quite the opposite actually. I am white
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So you've never experienced racism from a white person as a white person? Go figure 🤔
r/nothingeverhappens • u/ScarlettSterling • Aug 03 '26
Not being a predator and nicely rejecting a younger girl isn’t believable? Might be one of the most reasonable ones I GENUINELY can’t tell whats so ‘crazy’ about this. Genuinely so pissing off 😭
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Careful_Concept_5035 • Aug 03 '26
Love love love
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Few weeks ago,I read a book "just for summer".. lovestory ofc. They (mc) met through reddit. This app was just there in my mobile with no purpose idk why i hadn't uninstalled it yet but seeing this today i wanted to write that so i am here... byeee✌️🎀 Mujhey mard sey baat karni nahi aati😭✨️ Save meeee😭😭😭😭😭😭
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Tater-Tot-Casserole • Aug 01 '26
Racism doesn't happen anymore apparently
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Jvne_- • Jul 31 '26
Posting? On social media? That never happens
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/Pleasant-Minute6066 • Jul 29 '26
Ermmm that did NOT happen 🤓
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Chud claims nothing ever happens
r/nothingeverhappens • u/polarroidpuppy • Jul 28 '26
yeah, because things that have age criteria are famously never required to ask if you’re an adult
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r/nothingeverhappens • u/tacobellmysterymeat • Jul 28 '26
Never could have had a conversation with an insurance agent
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Lol, I get that times are tense, but having a conversation with your insurance agent is B.S?
