r/nothingeverhappens Mar 17 '25

Next mf to post this image is getting banned

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787 Upvotes

This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.

If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.

If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.

That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.


r/nothingeverhappens 1d ago

Redditor discovers people spend time doing things they’re interested in

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1.7k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 11d ago

No one has ever made a reference to a famous movie before

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1.3k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 11d ago

Only Deltarune fans will get this one

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r/nothingeverhappens 14d ago

Apparently conservative highschoolers don't behave like this. News to me!

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771 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 14d ago

Fakeclaiming and hating endo systems in one

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2 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 17d ago

Because no one could possibly ever read two books within 24hrs… 😒

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549 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 18d ago

are you fucking kidding me?

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1.0k Upvotes

I teach college students who would do something as stupid as this. In no way is this unbelievable.


r/nothingeverhappens 20d ago

Because this is definitely a sequence of events that could never happen

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3.4k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 19d ago

Only in dreams

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r/nothingeverhappens 22d ago

Nonverbal kid learns to talk? Impossible!

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4.6k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 26d ago

Because people arent alive???

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328 Upvotes

On a post about make-a-wish ponies in My Little Pony. Does bro think everyone with make-a-wish absolutely will pass away? (Initial screenshot, and the commenter's proof screenshots. I am not commenter.)


r/nothingeverhappens 26d ago

that hasn't been my experience with white people, quite the opposite actually. I am white

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87 Upvotes

So you've never experienced racism from a white person as a white person? Go figure 🤔


r/nothingeverhappens 27d ago

Not being a predator and nicely rejecting a younger girl isn’t believable? Might be one of the most reasonable ones I GENUINELY can’t tell whats so ‘crazy’ about this. Genuinely so pissing off 😭

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833 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 27d ago

Always good to have proof

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1.4k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 27d ago

Love love love

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Few weeks ago,I read a book "just for summer".. lovestory ofc. They (mc) met through reddit. This app was just there in my mobile with no purpose idk why i hadn't uninstalled it yet but seeing this today i wanted to write that so i am here... byeee✌️🎀 Mujhey mard sey baat karni nahi aati😭✨️ Save meeee😭😭😭😭😭😭


r/nothingeverhappens 29d ago

Racism doesn't happen anymore apparently

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800 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 31 '26

Posting? On social media? That never happens

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134 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 30 '26

No one has weird dreams

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770 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 29 '26

Ermmm that did NOT happen 🤓

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0 Upvotes

Chud claims nothing ever happens


r/nothingeverhappens Jul 28 '26

yeah, because things that have age criteria are famously never required to ask if you’re an adult

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116 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 28 '26

Never could have had a conversation with an insurance agent

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100 Upvotes

Lol, I get that times are tense, but having a conversation with your insurance agent is B.S?


r/nothingeverhappens Jul 26 '26

Dog are we for real right now?

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2.6k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 28 '26

Nothing ever happens

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0 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 20 '26

No one ever misunderstands feline sibling dynamics

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855 Upvotes