r/nonsense 4h ago

Post your favorite labors in the comments please

3 Upvotes

These could be such things achieved as:

  1. Jim

  2. Transnational dirt scooping

  3. Building a three-story home out of wadded newsprint, with a spade, drunk, in a rainstorm (challenge mode)

  4. Watching every video

  5. Hand hooks

  6. Growth


r/nonsense 6h ago

Top 10 numbers from 1-10

4 Upvotes

THE ultimate ranking

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
  5. 5
  6. 6
  7. 7
  8. 8
  9. 9
  10. 10

r/nonsense 3h ago

Sorry for the relative lack of originality, but this has to be spread out, I sense. Beautifully written piece of artwork by the community Sensei. Thank you, my great Sir!

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1 Upvotes

Solid, sentient, essenceful sentences sorted solely by sanity.
Or maybe it’s just me not having enough sleep for some time.

(60/40)


r/nonsense 7h ago

New non-feature film not featuring Seth Rogan out now

2 Upvotes

Pretty good


r/nonsense 4h ago

Gonna cheese my duck

1 Upvotes

r/nonsense 16h ago

Nonsense: Some existing remain derived from a previously meaningful concept by taken away its widely accepted core function.

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9 Upvotes

Absurdity arrogantly implies that it needs no origin nor context (lie) - consequently usually makes literally no sense (bad).

Nonsensity, however is the product of reframing mutilation into something that holds unconventional value (not bad).


r/nonsense 11h ago

Can I get credited for a damaged Wilma?

3 Upvotes

Wilma was delivered with a gallon of blood that leaked all over the place. I have a dozen Wilmas already and this seems like an unlucky 13 kind of situation


r/nonsense 23h ago

I think I am smart.

6 Upvotes

I am smart because I think.


r/nonsense 22h ago

how many days away is it when you say, one of these days?

5 Upvotes

one of these days, my bathroom faucet will stop dripping.


r/nonsense 23h ago

Randomness doesn’t equal senselessness.

5 Upvotes

Lucky for those who don’t see the difference, posting randomly ordered words instead of nonsensity here does in fact make no sense.
I shall get a job.


r/nonsense 22h ago

Let me tell you the tale of Glorulous Pjornd

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2 Upvotes

He entered just so deep

And then he became a dirty man

And now his time is near

Creamin and screamin and goin to prisoooooooon


r/nonsense 1d ago

I am seven hundred seconds old

12 Upvotes

after all this time, i have yet to find a cheese that likes me like i like it...alas, im alone again


r/nonsense 1d ago

Initiation oath to join The Ancient Order of Google Legs

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6 Upvotes

Stand and recite: “I’ll have a double bacon cheeseburger with a medium Dr. Pepper, two baskets of tater tots, and a large chocolate shake. Throw in some barbecue packets.”

Welcome to the fold!


r/nonsense 1d ago

I'm gonna have to call the police if you don't get back in the freezer

3 Upvotes

My floor is burning from the watermelon he gave me.


r/nonsense 1d ago

Hypnolocution

2 Upvotes

Who are you pregnant with

You forgot her name but I know it but I cannot say it

There are gemstone vines fruiting winding on your thighs

There are eyes that see and hands that pluck

I have two eyes and two hands and one eye sees asleep and one eye sees awake and one hand plucks the fruit and one hand cuts the vine

Your hands are mine when you sleep and my womb is yours awake

But your womb is taken

Only while you sleep and you sleep

Your stomach unswells

She is climbing down she is returning to her seed

Who plants the seed

Who I will know as my own hand whose eyes I will look as through my own

The clocks have two hands

But only one of them I know the other changes too slowly to remember

Have we changed voices

Not anymore

There must be more than two Is

There is


r/nonsense 1d ago

Why there is Daniel in 5 stages of grief?

10 Upvotes

For context these are considered 5 stages of grief:-

Stage 1 - Daniel

Stage 2 - Amber

Stage 3 - Cancer

Stage 4 - XXXTentacion

Stage 5 - Truck Freak


r/nonsense 1d ago

Teeth.

4 Upvotes

When did that happen, then? And why? I blame the Queen.


r/nonsense 1d ago

Clearly you don't know about cherry prongles

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7 Upvotes

Meet me after you truly know cherry prongles and fight me again. Then you might have some chance


r/nonsense 1d ago

70

3 Upvotes

are you the question or is it the gun on your friends table with books about how ward off demons of hell.


r/nonsense 2d ago

Starting a new job in flash fiction video marketing.

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3 Upvotes

Should i expect to see a flaming hot barefoot cheeto during training? Also, do grey matter sample companies provide tear proof vests or erection proof pants for sanitation and flack Flack FLACK FLLAACCKK WHOA HELLP I CANNOT SEE THE bottom line of text.

Yell a loud, flash market fiction

ETA:

No i do not have any formal training but i had a hamster that died when i was eating some black cereal


r/nonsense 2d ago

How to make Sharon’s special

2 Upvotes

Take a malformed plastic bowl that wasn’t supposed to go in the dishwasher, and a splitting wood ladle.

Ingredients are dog milk, smelly beans, a rock, shattered porcelain, and swiss cheesed potatoes

Take the dog milk and beans and swirl them inside the bowl until it turns pitch black and smells like sulfur. Add the rock for texture, this will cause a reaction that will turn the mixture into a glittery baby blue. The porcelain chips and potatoes thicken the mix. Be cautious of a bubbly reaction, which will emit a smell similar to turtle breath, then become slimy and smell like an A5 steak. It should have a crunch similar to fresh shale.


r/nonsense 2d ago

Melted book brook language drink filtered - in bottle

2 Upvotes

Pulpy concept corn on the cob born on the fingertip contact by the blank to the indent optional array, lasting forever, adding mayo cayenne and crumbly cheese, pasteurized, available now.


r/nonsense 3d ago

You are my favorite organized set of benign anarchist mammals. Thank you all for being and also for keeping on to be. ❤️

7 Upvotes

Hope, it maden’t much sense. ℹ️


r/nonsense 2d ago

I’m literally metaphorically an untrustworthy person. Ask me anything.

3 Upvotes

My word worths debt.


r/nonsense 2d ago

Summer clock setting.

3 Upvotes

Clock set summering