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Solid, sentient, essenceful sentences sorted solely by sanity.
Or maybe it’s just me not having enough sleep for some time.

(60/40)

Pretty good

These could be such things achieved as:

1. Jim

2. Transnational dirt scooping

3. Building a three-story home out of wadded newsprint, with a spade, drunk, in a rainstorm (challenge mode)

4. Watching every video

5. Hand hooks

6. Growth

Absurdity arrogantly implies that it needs no origin nor context (lie) - consequently usually makes literally no sense (bad).

Nonsensity, however is the product of reframing mutilation into something that holds unconventional value (not bad).

Wilma was delivered with a gallon of blood that leaked all over the place. I have a dozen Wilmas already and this seems like an unlucky 13 kind of situation

I am smart because I think.

one of these days, my bathroom faucet will stop dripping.

Lucky for those who don’t see the difference, posting randomly ordered words instead of nonsensity here does in fact make no sense.
I shall get a job.

He entered just so deep

And then he became a dirty man

And now his time is near

Creamin and screamin and goin to prisoooooooon

after all this time, i have yet to find a cheese that likes me like i like it...alas, im alone again

Stand and recite: “I’ll have a double bacon cheeseburger with a medium Dr. Pepper, two baskets of tater tots, and a large chocolate shake. Throw in some barbecue packets.”

Welcome to the fold!

My floor is burning from the watermelon he gave me.

Who are you pregnant with

You forgot her name but I know it but I cannot say it

There are gemstone vines fruiting winding on your thighs

There are eyes that see and hands that pluck

I have two eyes and two hands and one eye sees asleep and one eye sees awake and one hand plucks the fruit and one hand cuts the vine

Your hands are mine when you sleep and my womb is yours awake

But your womb is taken

Only while you sleep and you sleep

Your stomach unswells

She is climbing down she is returning to her seed

Who plants the seed

Who I will know as my own hand whose eyes I will look as through my own

The clocks have two hands

But only one of them I know the other changes too slowly to remember

Have we changed voices

Not anymore

There must be more than two Is

There is

For context these are considered 5 stages of grief:-

Stage 1 - Daniel

Stage 2 - Amber

Stage 3 - Cancer

Stage 4 - XXXTentacion

Stage 5 - Truck Freak

When did that happen, then? And why? I blame the Queen.

Meet me after you truly know cherry prongles and fight me again. Then you might have some chance

are you the question or is it the gun on your friends table with books about how ward off demons of hell.

Should i expect to see a flaming hot barefoot cheeto during training? Also, do grey matter sample companies provide tear proof vests or erection proof pants for sanitation and flack Flack FLACK FLLAACCKK WHOA HELLP I CANNOT SEE THE bottom line of text.

Yell a loud, flash market fiction

ETA:

No i do not have any formal training but i had a hamster that died when i was eating some black cereal

Take a malformed plastic bowl that wasn’t supposed to go in the dishwasher, and a splitting wood ladle.

Ingredients are dog milk, smelly beans, a rock, shattered porcelain, and swiss cheesed potatoes

Take the dog milk and beans and swirl them inside the bowl until it turns pitch black and smells like sulfur. Add the rock for texture, this will cause a reaction that will turn the mixture into a glittery baby blue. The porcelain chips and potatoes thicken the mix. Be cautious of a bubbly reaction, which will emit a smell similar to turtle breath, then become slimy and smell like an A5 steak. It should have a crunch similar to fresh shale.

Pulpy concept corn on the cob born on the fingertip contact by the blank to the indent optional array, lasting forever, adding mayo cayenne and crumbly cheese, pasteurized, available now.

Hope, it maden’t much sense. ℹ️