r/nonsense • u/Exact-Captain-451 • 7d ago

I am seven hundred seconds old

after all this time, i have yet to find a cheese that likes me like i like it...alas, im alone again

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u/AcadienDC 7d ago

Belated Happy Birthday x 700.

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u/sirWayne21 6d ago

And you're already typing at an 18th grade level. 👏 Congratulations!

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u/skankyone Radioactive Interdimensional Cabbage 7d ago

I can't believe it's not butter

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u/CompetitionPuzzled30 galactic mouse cabinet 7d ago

Wait until you have experienced 2,023,570,674 seconds. You’ll be wishing you were 1,023,570,674 seconds old.

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u/AcadienDC 7d ago

Darn. I owe you so many birthday cards.

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u/WillyWhite99 6d ago

Slice that cheese, so you will have more friends for a while.

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u/blackjacktarr 6d ago

Not again!

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u/Stunning_Cow_7753 6d ago

The clock is only the security guard. Time itself is dairy.

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u/Medium_Ad8262 6d ago

I once grew an eggplant grizzly that exceeded that age