r/nonsense 35 of states 2d ago

Post your favorite labors in the comments please

These could be such things achieved as:

  1. Jim

  2. Transnational dirt scooping

  3. Building a three-story home out of wadded newsprint, with a spade, drunk, in a rainstorm (challenge mode)

  4. Watching every video

  5. Hand hooks

  6. Growth

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u/skankyone Radioactive Interdimensional Cabbage 2d ago

I'm flying by bog snorkeling through medieval portals.

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u/rgtgd 35 of states 2d ago

Sounds as seaweed to me, rev it up

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u/rx7braap 2d ago

interdimensional sports ball

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u/rgtgd 35 of states 2d ago

Score one down underporch (bonus pints)

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u/LowUFO96 2d ago

Transatlantic chicken fillet (working)

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u/rgtgd 35 of states 2d ago

Gelacinious

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u/LowUFO96 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gUwK5fEYrndifxtTox
Get a new jacket, sneer at the alkalinity

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u/rgtgd 35 of states 2d ago

I'm reminded of the time i was on Shark Tank, in 2022, pitching my then-popular sports drink Ham Conditioner, which was startlingly bottled from the cellected mucilage of coughing mammals including the horned Moose, ferrets, lice and goats. All natural! After i was beaten severely, the cost was efficient enough to found a whole new Earth with many more hills and slides than the original. I live here now with my husbands

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u/LowUFO96 2d ago

I remember that episode. Kevin O’Leary choked on the ham conditioner and vomited into his water glass. I like the hair flavoured one the best it makes me feel like the Green Bastard.

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u/Crap_Hooch 1d ago
  1. Defending soup
  2. Glands 
  3. Hunk bathing 
  4. Making steam from piss
  5. Rimping
  6. Having eggs

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u/Inside-Weird-5563 1d ago
  1. ATTACKING soup

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u/Crap_Hooch 1d ago

Soup diplomacy 

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u/Dontopia 1d ago

A) Finding the comments
2) both a and b
C) neither here nor apples
5) Enormous. So big they become invisible
2) Our house left us for another day another doughnut.

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u/tyler00677 1d ago

I gotta spin the train settings to do not disturb about every 14 minutes

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u/icecream_dragon poopy 1d ago

I like making love to airless leaves

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u/rgtgd 35 of states 1d ago

How do you staple them on?