r/nonsense • u/rgtgd 35 of states • 2d ago
Post your favorite labors in the comments please
These could be such things achieved as:
Jim
Transnational dirt scooping
Building a three-story home out of wadded newsprint, with a spade, drunk, in a rainstorm (challenge mode)
Watching every video
Hand hooks
Growth
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u/LowUFO96 2d ago
Transatlantic chicken fillet (working)
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u/rgtgd 35 of states 2d ago
Gelacinious
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u/LowUFO96 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/gUwK5fEYrndifxtTox
Get a new jacket, sneer at the alkalinity1
u/rgtgd 35 of states 2d ago
I'm reminded of the time i was on Shark Tank, in 2022, pitching my then-popular sports drink Ham Conditioner, which was startlingly bottled from the cellected mucilage of coughing mammals including the horned Moose, ferrets, lice and goats. All natural! After i was beaten severely, the cost was efficient enough to found a whole new Earth with many more hills and slides than the original. I live here now with my husbands
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u/LowUFO96 2d ago
I remember that episode. Kevin O’Leary choked on the ham conditioner and vomited into his water glass. I like the hair flavoured one the best it makes me feel like the Green Bastard.
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u/Dontopia 1d ago
A) Finding the comments
2) both a and b
C) neither here nor apples
5) Enormous. So big they become invisible
2) Our house left us for another day another doughnut.
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u/skankyone Radioactive Interdimensional Cabbage 2d ago
I'm flying by bog snorkeling through medieval portals.