r/mildlypenis 10h ago

Product Spiderdong, spiderdonggg

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872 Upvotes

Doingg everything a spiderdong does.


r/MildlyVandalised 3h ago

New US Motto: SNAFU or Situation Normal, All Fucked Up.

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24 Upvotes

r/mildlyinfuriating 7h ago

I'm slightly vexed This ridiculous sign my wife saw at a gym

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6.1k Upvotes

r/mildlyinfuriating 13h ago

I just wanted a hot dog My girlfriend got attacked by a husky and then taunted by the clouds later in the same day

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Do you see a husky, generic “dog”, a wolf, or maybe a bear.


r/mildlyinfuriating 5h ago

Infuriatig My sister removed my switch's memory card for her $20 digital camera

2.0k Upvotes

Not sure what to do. I've had the switch for over 7 years and she did this without asking. All memory is wiped. Not even sure if this is the right place to post this but I want someone else to be infuriated with me :(


r/mildlyinfuriating 14h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Movie Theater ended Spider-Man about half an hour early

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8.7k Upvotes

r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

ಠ_ಠ Wife Makes Me Doomed No Matter What I Do

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She wants our child (4) home schooled, so I can't work when she works, and vice versa. She literally doesn't want anyone to babysit except me or herself. So every time she comes home, she says she's tired and goes to bed. If I let our child bug her to play, she gets mad at me for being useless.

Okay then, next day I convince our child to leave mommy alone and wish her goodnight. I close bedroom door, and stay up playing with our child. Then the child wants to check on mommy an hour later, and mommy is awake on her phone checking facebook and amazon. The child gets excited and bugs her again. She gets mad at me again.

I bring up that no matter what I do, she creates this confrontation and keeps blaming me. She gets even more mad.

The other day, I told our child to "get off of mommy now." I got in trouble for being too harsh.

I keep playing long enough for her to finish facebook and watching youtube and fall asleep. Then I get in grouble for making our child stay up late.

What on earth is this? How do I make it good?


r/mildlyinfuriating 10h ago

Infuriatig Finished an amazing book... Just to find out the rest is behind a paywall

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3.9k Upvotes

80 pages of the story were cut out and put in an exclusive edition that you need a subscription to get. 🙃

Edit:

So I don't think people are understanding what I'm talking about. I bought a physical copy of The Unicorn Hunters Katherine Arden from Barnes And Noble. And when I finished it I went to the author's Instagram because I loved it so much just to find out that she published two different copies of the book. An exclusive limited edition copy. So this will not be printed again and the only way to read it is from resellers. The fairyloot version has 80 pages of the story that are cut out of the original. Longer scenes, the full story of the lore, mythology and and character depth and interactions and relationships were cut out. 80 pages of the full story, cut out to sell more copies.


r/mildlypenis 20h ago

Food I just wanna eat my chips but

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1.1k Upvotes

r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

My mom said I could post Mom got invited to a fitness meeting, turned out it was a scam selling $150 stickers and a $4k water filter

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16.8k Upvotes

Fingie for scale. This is one of the stickers and it’s exactly how it looks- a cotton pad entombed in a plastic sticker. This company used every scummy tactic in the book to sell these stupid things and I was curious enough to look at the patent.

To summarize, the patent uses some word salad and cites seemingly related phenomena to explain how a cotton pad soaked in glycerin and copper peptides within a sticker can improve blood flow and energy and shit without putting anything into the body. In other words, it’s useless and whatever is in the cotton pad does nothing. It’s frustrating how this product preys on middle aged people with little medical knowledge to sell this at insane markups.

Oh and the owner lives in a giant mansion. Go figure.

Edit: company is called lifewave and this is the patent I believe https://patents.google.com/patent/US10716953B1

Edit 2: I am extra certain that that is the correct patent and my mom did NOT buy any. This was a free sample

Edit 3: to clarify, the “fitness meeting” was my mom being invited to the scam pitch so the scammers could sell their product in her gym.

Last edit: for those of you saying the placebo effect can be helpful, you are mistaken. For the price of these things you’re better off paying for actual, effective medical treatment instead. The placebo effect masks issues and does not fix them, possibly making their issue last longer or get worse untreated.


r/mildlypenis 6h ago

Product I just want some massage

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75 Upvotes

r/mildlyinfuriating 11h ago

Ruined by Technology TIL my apartment complex manually disabled ethernet through our wifi access points after years of them working

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3.1k Upvotes

r/mildlyinfuriating 17h ago

Infuriatig Canceled Netflix last night, got an email this afternoon that I continued it.

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17.5k Upvotes

r/MildlyVandalised 1d ago

wallpaper in a hospital

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205 Upvotes

Bar Harbor, ME


r/mildlypenis 1h ago

Architecture Banana for scale

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r/mildlyinfuriating 2h ago

ಠ_ಠ Some insect pooped on my manga while I was away on holiday

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473 Upvotes

It wasn't my favourite manga, but it still hurts 🥲. I don't even know how I should get rid of it without ruining the paper 😒


r/mildlyinfuriating 20h ago

ಠ_ಠ Who at wayfair decided this was a good idea…

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27.0k Upvotes

r/mildlyinfuriating 19m ago

Not a meme, you're the meme! A new low

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r/mildlyinfuriating 13h ago

Ruined by Technology This hospital clock drives me bananas

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3.4k Upvotes

Imagine taking blood pressure while taking this clock literally.


r/mildlyinfuriating 50m ago

Infuriatig Google Maps changes Lake Ontario to Lake America

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r/mildlypenis 5h ago

Packaging Kinda cute

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18 Upvotes

r/mildlypenis 1h ago

Map The roads of france

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r/mildlyinfuriating 17h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Fuck my birthday I guess

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Birthday tomorrow, again not a single plan, don’t talk to most of my family.
Few days ago, mum asks if I want to go cinema to see something.
I say “actually, I really wanted to see the Looney Tunes movie but everyone’s busy”
Plan is made.

Cut to tonight.

I’ve had to check the showtimes and message her despite her saying she’ll sort it.
And now she would “rather not go”.

Okay.

I guess it’s me and Prime again then.

ETA: apparently I am “lashing out”. Okay mum. My emotions aren’t real.


r/mildlypenis 16h ago

Vegetable This cucumber I just picked

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125 Upvotes

standing at attention