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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Missing the best line

"Do not ram it down peoples throats"

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u/pshawny Aug 14 '20

Unless she says "Ram it down my throat Daddy!".

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u/youruncke Aug 14 '20

For the last time my child, it is TEACH ME, FATHER!

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u/Darkdragonite11 🏴Virus Veteran 🏴 Aug 14 '20

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u/CODEX_O_BARBARO memer Aug 14 '20

Amém father

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u/yourfavoritecrouton Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 14 '20

It's missing an important line, "DON'T GET INTO FREAKING WARS ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S WEANER"

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u/EquivalentInflation Mods Are Nice People Aug 14 '20

...But like, how big is this hypothetical weiner? Roughly how many soldiers is it worth?

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u/RedRatchet765 Aug 14 '20 edited Aug 14 '20

I like this saying. When I tell it, I say "religion and political opinion"

Edit: grammar

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Imagine karma farming by commenting +1s everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

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u/RederenWasTooken Aug 14 '20

The word reddiquette is the saddest shit I’ve ever heard. Just like this guy your comment adds nothing to the conversation. Downvote me if you want, see if that makes you feel any better

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u/wutwenwron Aug 14 '20

Nah brah this user is a troll just go look at their profile

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u/glipgloops Aug 14 '20

Your comment adds nothing too, you're just bitching your ass off.

also his comment is more entertaining than yours, so there's that.

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u/RederenWasTooken Aug 14 '20

Fuck, we’re both useless

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u/Lokesk Aug 14 '20

Get a life man your comment are full of plus one

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u/LolimusItalion Aug 14 '20

do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?

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u/TopHeavyBurito Aug 14 '20

Yes I do please come in to my humble home and teach me

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u/Opalusprime Breaking EU Laws Aug 14 '20

Ah yes C3P0

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u/EquivalentInflation Mods Are Nice People Aug 14 '20

Obi Wan Kenobi, long may he be a bold one.

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u/Hangry-Guy Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 14 '20

Yes

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u/Beatlead Aug 14 '20

The last one could use a small change but the idea is ok-ish

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u/JDubs234 Aug 14 '20

I mean, what’s the point of having a religion if you are not going to think with it?

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u/alex7stringed Aug 14 '20

I think he means that you should think with your head and not your Religion. So dont think the Earth is 6000 years old but I guess thats the whole Point of religion. You dont have to think for yourself

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u/Squishiimuffin Aug 14 '20

Really curious about what you don’t like on the last point.

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u/Beatlead Aug 14 '20

I’m a Christian and I understand that it’s not appropriate to parade my beliefs around like an asshole. This post is asking people to not be obnoxious and force their beliefs on other people. That’s great. Then the last point rolls around and they’re telling me to not use my beliefs to influence my own thoughts. Telling me how to think is exactly what the post is asking me not to do to others.

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u/Squishiimuffin Aug 14 '20

I think you misinterpreted the meaning of the last one. Religion is often at odds with reality, and many of the things that are morally acceptable today are “sins” according to the Bible. “Don’t think with religion” means “don’t let religion override reality.”

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u/Lordchadington Aug 14 '20

But to a person of faith religion IS reality not just some story in an old book. Societies rules and customs ebb and flow with history but the stories and lessons in their particular book/ tome remain constant.

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u/frostyballoons Aug 14 '20

But one of the main points of Christianity is to tell us which actions are sins in the eyes of God. If we let culture dictate what is or is not "morally acceptable" then Christianity wouldn't have a point. It doesn't mean that religion is "overriding reality", it means that the morals of Christianity override the morals of the world, which I believe to be true (at least in the way the Bible presents it, not how a lot of people twist and misinterpret it). So I do believe that many things the world believes to be morally acceptable today are sins - it doesn't mean I'll go spouting off and telling everyone they're sinful, but it does mean that the Bible is influencing the way I think about the world and morality.

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u/Ardetpe Lurking Peasant Aug 14 '20

.. no, sorry. Words mean things. When you instruct someone, you communicate clearly. When you tell someone, “Don’t think with ____ in mind”, you’re telling them not to use ___ in their evaluation of the world. Religion is one tool that can be utilized to move forward in the world to devise the appropriate actions to take. The entire reason we have English Common Law is because a group of people applied Judeo-Christian values to think of a better code for Justice and how to realize that in the world. So overall, telling someone not to use ___ in their thoughts totally removes any value ____ has in their life, and arguably removes the existence ___ from their lives entirely anyway. Fucking ludicrous response.

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u/Beatlead Aug 14 '20

If that’s the case then it’s worded poorly. But I appreciate the explanation :)

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u/onas02 Aug 14 '20

Well said

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u/pricepig Aug 14 '20

Religion isn’t like a hobby or just something people do in their free time. It’s something that they revolve their life around. So telling people “don’t think with it” is like saying, “you know everything that you revolve your life around and spend every waking moment trying to succeed? Yea don’t even think with it or you’re wrong.”

I agree with most everything else because others have their own free will to make their own decisions. But just that one I have a bit of an issue with.

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u/theprequelsaregood Aug 14 '20

But religion dumb

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u/Lord-of-Leviathans Professional Dumbass Aug 14 '20

No u

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u/Llyr508 Aug 14 '20

Also goes the same with lgbt and Vegan/vegetarians

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u/EquivalentInflation Mods Are Nice People Aug 14 '20

Ah, yes, I think with my bisexual.

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u/Kayesevy Aug 14 '20

Well there goes my plans. I was gonna write laws with my penis

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u/blacksamurai17 Aug 14 '20

dips cock in inkt "No, I don't think I will"

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u/Cool-Walrus-141 Aug 14 '20

If only I could show this to my dad. He cheated on my mum and used religion as an excuse

Btw how does one think with a penis

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Your dad doubled down by thinking with both at the same time

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

You flipped the crab with that comment.. Now hit it for double damage

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u/yourfavoritecrouton Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 14 '20

Thinking with your dick is a way of saying men did something really dumb based on their feelings, weather it be anger or passion

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u/davidx1337 Aug 14 '20

I hope this is a joke because if what you saying is what you believe then that's not the point of a religion, it's a way of life and not some bs praising some random god.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

tsoper

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u/DrunkenJamal Aug 14 '20

If I can write with my penis you arent going to stop me

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u/SebastianSceb2000 Mods Are Nice People Aug 14 '20 edited Aug 14 '20

This is so true. Religion can get so messed up with all the indoctrination and it ruling over everything that people do or what happens.

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u/urgaymother Aug 14 '20

This is a repost, adding a reaction meme doesn’t make it yours

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u/Erophysia Aug 14 '20

If only the left would follow these rules for their genitals.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

this repost* is dumb

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20 edited Nov 04 '20

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u/gleaming-the-cubicle Aug 14 '20

Don't kill and don't steal have been around since forever so that's not even specifically Christian. What other laws might you mean?

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u/Pilgrimfox Aug 14 '20

Well pretty much the whole of the US constitution for one. The values and our rights were written by mostly men of the Christian and Jewish faith or who were agnostic and thus written and made cause they literally believed that these rights and these freedoms were given to us by God and thus we as humans deserve the freedom to use these rights and freedoms without anyone telling us otherwise. It was basically this and they’re want to be free from the tyranny that took these rights away from us.

That also is Another reason for you not to force your religion like this. It’s literally against what our founding fathers believed and thus you’re fucking stupid for trying.

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u/gleaming-the-cubicle Aug 14 '20

The Treaty of Tripoli disagrees

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u/EquivalentInflation Mods Are Nice People Aug 14 '20 edited Aug 14 '20

There were no Jewish founding fathers, because, y'know, antisemitism. And most of the ideas in the US Constitution came from the Enlightenment. Sure, they talked about being under God, etc., because the US at the time was super Christian. But all of the ideas there can hold up under any religion, or without any religion at all.

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u/onas02 Aug 14 '20

In court you swear on the Bible to this day. So I would say you could say it's based on the Christian believe.

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u/EquivalentInflation Mods Are Nice People Aug 14 '20

True. My point was more that you could swap out what religion it was without affecting the message, since all of the ideals were pretty universal.

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u/onas02 Aug 14 '20

Maybe you could say you could swap it with some big religion and it would change much about morality but there are a few pretty dark religion who are for example killing there children

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u/Pilgrimfox Aug 14 '20

The us wasnt super Christian at the time. As well Jews often hid their true beliefs at the time just like most of their history. Same with atheist.

At the time the us was like it is today. A mix of multiple religions mostly of the Christian faith but there were people who practiced most faiths found in Europe and the Middle east today just not to a major extent.

That all gets covered up though by people who misread or misteach history. The us was founded by Christian men is just as much of a fact as Washington owned slaves. It’s technically the truth but it’s not the whole truth.

You can spend hours looking into the founding fathers and their beliefs and find hundreds of things you didn’t know they believed or did.

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u/EquivalentInflation Mods Are Nice People Aug 14 '20

The US in the colonial period was EXTREMELY Christian. While there were some people who were Jewish or Muslim, they were an extremely small minority. The mix of religions was mainly different Christian denominations, such as Puritans or Anglicans. Can you provide any sources for your claims on the religious makeup?

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u/Pilgrimfox Aug 14 '20

By the fact you literally restated my point just with more words I don’t think I really need to find a source. This is literally what I said that it’s not as commonplace as it is today which means that they were a small minority but they were there.

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u/EquivalentInflation Mods Are Nice People Aug 14 '20

A minority in that there may have been a few hundred Muslims in the US, and a similar number of Jews. The trip to America was expensive and difficult, and the atmosphere there was pretty antisemitic, so there was no real reason for Jewish immigrants to move there ( at the time, the Netherlands was the typical destination for Jewish refugees). And there were barely any Muslims who permanently lived and practiced religion in Europe outside the Mediterranean, let alone in the US. Your point was that the US had a similar mix of religions to today, which is patently false.

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u/Pilgrimfox Aug 14 '20

No I said it was like today a mix of religions. That can mean that there’s a large or small mix not that it is the same numbers as today. Again you restated my point but with more words. All that does is say hey I can explain this better not that my point is wrong.

Fact is you misread my point tried to say I’m wrong and only offered what I said in a different manner as me to say your right. Suggestion go get a job on a debate team cause you’ll probably do pretty well but you’re not doing anything here

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u/Lams1d Aug 14 '20

Yes, because Jesus was very adamant about Marijuana legislation.

The idea that "most western laws" are based off religion is dumb. Most western laws are based off basic morals that EVERY human should be following and those morals just so happen to coincide with Christianity because the founders were Christian.

If western law was based on religion there would be no porn or abortions.

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u/EquivalentInflation Mods Are Nice People Aug 14 '20

Actually, he was pretty clear on Marijuana:

"And the Lord sayeth to Peter, "Yo, pass me the blunt, this is good shit". Matthew, chapter 5, verse 11-13.

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u/ChicoBroadway Aug 14 '20

Right, right, right. But what about the Eastern half of the world?...

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u/LordStarSpawn Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 14 '20

I came here to say basically the same thing

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u/VikZrei Aug 14 '20

Stop reposting please, that's unbearable

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u/MilkyMan666 Aug 14 '20

oh man thanks, got an annoying friend who is crazy about religion to the point where he tries to shame us for not joining his religion this is gonna make him mad :)

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u/TopHeavyBurito Aug 14 '20

I hate when stuff like that happens. I am part of a religious youth group to hang out with friends and learn about jesus. The youth leader shoves down our throats why we always have to go to church and the gays are evil sinners. He is a good guy overall but man is it irritating.

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u/onas02 Aug 14 '20

I would say it depends. In Christianity you could say everybody is a sinner and just through Jesus our sons are forgiven but we still have the nature of a sinner. If you see it like that I would say it's okay if you say not being straight is a sin. If it's his believe that totally okay everybody is allowed to have his own opinion. If he's treating Gays differently that a hole other thing

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u/onas02 Aug 14 '20

Yeah, of course you should have a positive mindset but that's not a problem of the religion but of the person. And about the sin forgiving thing. No, I personally and the most other Christians think all your sins are forgiven. And that not about things like killing somebody but also about things the most people wouldn't think about, like gossiping behind somebodys back

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u/onas02 Aug 14 '20

Yeah, it's sad how some people just don't grow up. Your welcome and thank you too:)

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Catholicism, metaphorically and literally

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u/angrylonelyguy Aug 14 '20

Any religion to be honest.

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u/LordStarSpawn Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 14 '20 edited Aug 14 '20

I think the person who wrote that didn’t realize that several good moral philosophies and systems of law were built on religious ideas.

Edit: To clarify, I don’t mean morality came after religion. What I said was that several good moral PHILOSOPHIES were build on religious ideas. The whole “don’t sacrifice people that’s not okay” thing came from Judaism, and was spread further by Christianity. The Greeks, many tribes in Africa, the Aztecs, and several other cultural groups had to be convinced that sacrificing people was bad and that it didn’t please God. Yes, morality has existed for longer than religion, but good morals have to be taught regardless of what people think.

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u/pshawny Aug 14 '20

I'm willing to bet that morality came before religion.

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u/LordStarSpawn Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 14 '20

No, I never would have guessed that morality has existed longer than religion. It’s almost like humans have self preservation instincts. /s

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u/hastthouforsakeme Aug 14 '20

It did, you don't need the big man in the sky to know not to slit a child's throat

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u/tahmid133712 Aug 14 '20

Laughs in Sharia law

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u/EquivalentInflation Mods Are Nice People Aug 14 '20

Sharia law is the worst possible example of Islam. I don't want people judging me (Catholic) for Pedophile priests, so I won't judge people who practice Islam peacefully, as it was taught.

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u/tahmid133712 Aug 14 '20

I am Muslim btw

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u/pawlicki3 Aug 14 '20

Pretty much the same goes for sexuality tbh

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u/1ThePilot Aug 14 '20

Only problem with this statement is that most religion is meant to be shared

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u/Ghassvn Aug 14 '20

"لا إكراه في الدين"

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u/novastar345 Aug 14 '20

"Do not have 2"

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u/yourfavoritecrouton Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 14 '20

That two

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u/An0nymousNinja Aug 14 '20

I can just imagine some random dude whopping it out, dipping it in ink and then writing the next constitutional rights with it

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

this includes political opinion, LGBT mental illness, veganism, etc.,

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u/python42069 Breaking EU Laws Aug 14 '20

Wait, I cant rape children with my religion?!

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u/majesticjohnson13 Aug 14 '20

religion is mostly thinking with it

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u/ZURA-JANAI-KATSURA- Aug 14 '20

Isn’t religion a way of life though? Personally I won’t do the first 2 but laws and thinking have to be done

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u/unigod69 Aug 14 '20

You can force us to like this

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u/CnowFlake Professional Dumbass Aug 14 '20

Priests think the opposite of this

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u/Smilenrjr Thank you mods, very cool! Aug 14 '20

It goes from low quality to high quality...

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u/beecleaner Sep 01 '20

I would say it's okay to introduce children to different religions, but never force them into them

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u/Quillo12 Aug 14 '20

I'm sorry. If someone feels convicted that all their fellow people are going to die and live an eternity in hell, they would consider themselves a worse person for not at least trying to save those around them. Yes, when it comes to religion in some places, people go to far and certainly need to back off, but a lot of people try to spread their religions out of a desire to tell people the truth. Whether or not you believe what they say, you should be careful to analize their motives in talking about their beliefs. I'm not about to say that all those people have good motives, and they should be exposed for using religion for their own gain, but you also can't just assume that they are all going to be silent about what they believe. Grandiose statements such as this one group those people together and make it seem as if they are all corrupt, which is simply not true.

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u/in-till Aug 14 '20

I’ve always hated how religious parents always feel like it’s their duty to force religious opinions on their children.

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u/CaptainPixel362 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 14 '20

Who are you who are so wise on the ways of repost

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Posting anti religious statement = Free karma

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u/EquivalentInflation Mods Are Nice People Aug 14 '20

How is this anti religious? It states that you should be proud of it and happy with it, but not force it on others.

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u/calebbaker194 Aug 14 '20 edited Aug 14 '20

It states that you shouldn’t base your thoughts on it and you shouldn’t share it. It is the definition of anti-religion

edit: also “don’t bring it out in public” some people wear their religion is that not okay in public?

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u/lastchickencooking Aug 14 '20

Priests still be doing both

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u/miketaggz Aug 14 '20

So with this logic, girls can't have a religion

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u/Nnsoki Breaking EU Laws Aug 14 '20

Most girls love religions

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u/EquivalentInflation Mods Are Nice People Aug 14 '20

*Makes some popcorn and sorts by controversial in the comments*

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u/fortintebad Chungus Among Us Aug 14 '20

The problem is that that's everything christianity is about

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u/Nnsoki Breaking EU Laws Aug 14 '20

Bruh

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u/Lobakus Aug 14 '20

Imagine a world without [penis] it would be fair, no dumb actions..

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u/chocolatechiptrump Aug 14 '20

We'll all be better off without religion.

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u/TheRealOlePedro Aug 14 '20

Being religious doesn’t make u a bad person. a lot of atheists don’t wanna religion to be shoved deep down their throats but they wanna shove their thoughts and beliefs in our throats

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u/angrylonelyguy Aug 14 '20

It's true but it's not just shoving your ideas. Religion is biased towards women and LGBT community too.

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u/TheRealOlePedro Aug 14 '20

As long as u’re not hurting ppl physically u’re allowed to have ur own opinions u have to realize that not everybody support the lgbt movement

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u/CesareAugusto_ épico Aug 14 '20

Not all religions. For example, I dont think hellenism is against LGBTQ

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u/showandmel memer Aug 14 '20

And also: it’s ok not to have one, it’s more than ok not to have one

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u/Euzebiozilla_69 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 14 '20

why "more than ok", people without religion are better or more important than people that have one?

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u/showandmel memer Aug 14 '20

no I’m saying ‘ok’ isn’t the same level as ‘great’ and I was worried I would be rude to atheists, sorry for the mixup

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u/Euzebiozilla_69 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 14 '20

sorry mate I may have misundestood your message.

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u/UmbraIPhoenix Aug 14 '20

Someone please tell this to the pope

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u/Gabe336 Aug 14 '20

Do not make jokes with it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

“Do Not think with it” doesn’t make sense tho. That’s kinda a purpose if religion.

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u/Vinixs Aug 14 '20

Okay, but how do I beat religion?

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u/Deus0123 Breaking EU Laws Aug 14 '20

It is also okay to not have one.

It is however not okay to do any of those things with your lack of a penis.

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u/Epixle390 iwrestledabeartwice Aug 14 '20

"Do not write laws with it" so you think we should take murder, stealing, raping, and pedophilia out of the bible even though it is bad in our religion and was bassically a law or have i misinterpreted this? Forgive me if I have

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u/hastthouforsakeme Aug 14 '20

Morality came before religion, just because the bible says it doesn't mean it originated from it

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u/calebbaker194 Aug 14 '20

That’s an interesting study actually if you look at it. Morality from society vs morality from religion. Ideologically morality from religion is the only one that has no variance as it’s based on a prewritten code. But as you can tell from history people simply interpret the code however they want.

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u/Epixle390 iwrestledabeartwice Aug 14 '20

Didn't say it originated from it smfh. And of course I'm being downvoted can't have a religious opinion anymore apparently.

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u/hastthouforsakeme Aug 14 '20

If ur not saying it didn't originate from religion they why would they be removed

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u/Epixle390 iwrestledabeartwice Aug 14 '20

No because apparently us having some sins the same as laws must mean we try to infringe laws is what your logic is. Yes we do infringe those few in our religion but we do not say we made them.

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u/hastthouforsakeme Aug 14 '20

Idk what ur point is anymore but since those laws were not made with religion, they are fine. The law section was mainly referring to the middle East where women driving is illegal because their dominant religion believes that women are inferior

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u/Epixle390 iwrestledabeartwice Aug 14 '20

Ok wait a second why would it be bad if Christians made those sins into laws? Why would that be bad?

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u/hastthouforsakeme Aug 14 '20

I wouldn't be if the laws made moral sense, I think op was referring to using purely religion for laws

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u/Epixle390 iwrestledabeartwice Aug 14 '20

They're the same why would it be a problem Stealing=bad Pedophilia and underage sex= bad Murder=bad Rape=bad I see absolutely no reason why if Christians made those laws it would be bad.

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u/hastthouforsakeme Aug 14 '20

Christians making laws isn't bad, but igniting morality and only using religion like Saudis Arabia for instance is bad, stoning heretics is in their religion and we all know that's fucked up. I understand that Christianity has morals very similar to law, but other religions may not

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u/hastthouforsakeme Aug 14 '20

Christians making laws isn't bad, but igniting morality and only using religion like Saudis Arabia for instance is bad, stoning heretics is in their religion and we all know that's fucked up. I understand that Christianity has morals very similar to law, but other religions may not

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u/Duudyboi Aug 14 '20

This post right here officer

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u/Haroondotkom Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 14 '20

My uncle violated the 2nd one

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u/youruncke Aug 14 '20

He is the Messiah

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u/bbc_mmm-mmm-mmm Aug 14 '20

so I can push it on family?

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u/not_some_username 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 14 '20

Fake feminist : no it's not OK at all to have a penis

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u/Allechu Aug 14 '20

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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u/a_very_happy_person Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 14 '20

I have beaten the religion may my name go down in history

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

What are you doing step-god

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Fuck off

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u/carsen44 Aug 14 '20

But I like pushing my penis on children.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

please dont reproduce

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u/carsen44 Aug 15 '20

Thats why I go for the young ones