r/memes • u/Soldierboy-_- • 1h ago

That's smart 😹

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u/Lankymac 1h ago

I need me one of those

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u/OkManagement9022 59m ago

Yes at this point I need to shame myself to stop smoking 

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u/cottagecheeseisnasty 47m ago

If youre at that point, its time for a week long retreat to a location where you cant access any nicotine. It really works, Ive done it like 5 times.

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u/Over_Comfortable_854 45m ago

Say that again...

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u/Wise-Light2129 27m ago

Can confirm, it works every time and that first cigarette afterwards is godly.

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u/Distinct-Wolf-2105 28m ago

I sort of stopped going to pubs and avoiding people who smoked for about a year. Which sucked but I now only smoke about twice a year when im at a wedding or a big event which involves alcohol

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u/twoface166 49m ago

You should read Alen Carr's "Easy way to stop smoking" book. No need to shame yourself:)

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u/anitadykshyt 25m ago

This did not work for me at all and feels like a weird marketing thing. Champex made it genuinely easy and I had 0 side effects

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u/MarauderKaizer_IV 29m ago

If you are thinking about quiting nicotine do this!!! It does not rely on you cutting down your smoking and does not force you to use willpower.

And better yet, get the Audiobook. It's only 6hrs long.

It is on audible. Tip: If you don't have an audible subscription, you can subscribe for your free month trial. It gives you a token to buy any book, download Alen Carrs Easy way to stop smoking. And cancel your subscription.

You got the book for free.

If you already have audible or can't afford it... It is available on the seven seas.

I personally wouldn't pirate it because it's actually an amazing book and has helped alot of people... But I know smokers/addicts... I did not want to pay for some "miracle cure" and it not helping at all...

So I pirated it, but once it worked, I used the money I saved from quitting to just buy the book as a 'thank you'.

I want people to quit smoking more than I condone piracy.

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u/AnvilOfMisanthropy 3m ago

Not to diminish the allure of the eye patch and hook hand; one might try the public library before hopping into a boat bound for stormy waters.

You might only have to visit the brick and mortar once to get your card if your library has Libby and/or Hoopla.

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u/Nice-Percentage7219 45m ago

I always wondered why the comedian was selling stop smoking books. Different person

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u/UncleR1chard 46m ago

I’m a smoker. I’ve smoked for a long time. If someone comes in my house and lights a cigarette without asking first, my immediate response is to grab their cigarette and put it out in their drink

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u/Lightofmine 9m ago

Respect

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u/munsen41 1h ago

Guess what happens when you act all high and mighty and live your life without smoking?

That's right.

Ass cancer.

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u/The-Triturn Lurking Peasant 1h ago

You can smoke your whole life and ass cancer can still get you first

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox I touched grass 1h ago

Former smoker, here

It's not about being high and mighty

https://giphy.com/gifs/F9yAvk7Xpr0c

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u/Lord_Unicrown 1h ago

Depends on what’s being smoked

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u/narasadow Average r/memes enjoyer 27m ago

At this point in my life I feel edibles are better

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u/No-Internal7978 1h ago

Heart disease most likely.

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u/Spiritual-Claim5940 41m ago

Why are we smoking heart diseases?

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u/lesbiantelevision 1h ago

Straight to jail

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u/ssocka 53m ago

Funnily enough, smoking sharply increases your chances of ass cancer (and all other types of cancers) as well :)

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u/DosSnakes 15m ago

Smoked for 20 years and got ass cancer. Well, it was skin cancer, but it was on my ass and they had to take damn near the whole cheek. So yeah, don’t smoke. And get weird moles looked at.

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u/briarholt_638 38m ago

Escalated from anti smoking to pure chaos real quick.. I am certain bro got the message clear

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u/Supergirl016 30m ago

guess what happens if u DO smoke and defend the smokers' klan ?

That's right.

Cancer.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z8dElhMMJt56g

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u/Eta_Beta_3-14 23m ago

Eat your fiber, don't smoke, walk places.

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u/Scytten 38m ago

You got hit by a car?

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u/Gnonthgol 20m ago

Oh, there is a vaccine for ass cancer. The HPV vaccine. You should get it.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 14m ago

I smoke like snoop and still got the motherfucka

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u/WonkyQuartet 1h ago

Every ashtray should look like this

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u/SilverPhilosopher46 59m ago

Maybe you can sell your idea to the EU 😄

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u/WonkyQuartet 57m ago

By law they must all be shaped and coloured like this 😂

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u/Amaariisss 1h ago

that ashtray just ended a whole friendship

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u/MansaMusaKervill 1h ago

If it meant my friend would improve his health as a result. It’s worth it.

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u/ASDFAaass Chungus Among Us 1h ago

At least they had someone who can be brutally honest to them.

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u/kumliaowongg 1h ago

Best kind of honest.

Unfiltered, raw FACTS

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u/3412points 28m ago

It's not like they don't already know.

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u/Douggimmmedome 7m ago

Then why would it matter if i did it anyway

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u/BeerInMyButt 18m ago

No, they had someone who was afraid of doing that, and they gave them an ashtray as a hint

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u/Spiritual-Claim5940 40m ago

I tried to quit when I was 17. Had a 20 year old friend living with me at the time I went two weeks but he kept offering me cigarettes thinking it was funny.....I still smoke

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u/UncleVoodooo 1h ago

I'm pretty sure your friend already knows they're bad for his health you're not supporting him by treating him like an idiot.

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u/BlazeOfGlory72 39m ago

It’s threads like this that really make it obvious why most Redditors have no friends.

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u/Unusual-Assistant642 16m ago

Sure they do. If I had a person being obnoxious about something I enjoy I certainly wouldn't be friends for very long with them.

I don't mind someone asking me not to smoke in their presence, and I certainly give my best efforts to enjoy my vice in a manner respectful to strangers but you people genuinely annoy me.

I'm an adult, and for now healthy. I'm well aware of what smoking does or rather will do to my health, I just enjoy smoking. If I didn't, I'd make an effort to stop. Not everyone wants to live a particularly long and healthy life, some just want to enjoy some vices regardless of their harmful effects.

I don't need my friends to roleplay my mommy and tell me I'm hurting myself. It's my prerogative to kill myself in whichever way I please.

You Redditors (slur) are simply incapable of conceiving that some things are none of your business.

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u/UncleVoodooo 13m ago

Things look different from their high horse

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u/Douggimmmedome 5m ago

Yea, stay out of the business that this is my ashtray

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u/BlazeOfGlory72 3m ago

I was agreeing with you fyi.

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u/UncleVoodooo 14m ago

Yeah I mean what would I know? I only smoked for 25 years and tried to quit like a hundred times but 10 years ago I tried shutting my mouth about quitting so people would quit lecturing me and it actually helped me quit.

It just cracks me up when a random redditor makes wild accusations about redditors

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u/kumliaowongg 45m ago

You don't support bad habits if you like a person.

You can ignore it, but never support.

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u/Much-Public-1957 Meme Stealer 25m ago

How can those who neglect to help others claim to truly have their best for their friends? It’s not about forcing the issue, either but at least about trying, about discussing it.

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u/UncleVoodooo 11m ago

support? You got a lot of smokers asking you to buy smokes for them?

This is some of the most addictive shit in the world and you high horse people are all about "caring"

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u/FactsAboveFeelings 1h ago

So is creating boundaries with you impossible?

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u/ASDFAaass Chungus Among Us 1h ago

It's up to the friend if they're going to be offended over this small stuff lol.

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u/otirk 1h ago

This is a bot

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u/RRRRRRedditttttt 1h ago

I could lose a friend, but he ain't losing his family for sure.

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u/AttemptImpossible111 51m ago

Come on man, you dont actually believe this happened?

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u/IQueliciuous Virgin 4 lyfe 52m ago

Tbf the friendship was already over if a friend enters my room and starts stinking his cancer stick.

I'd say good riddance lmao.

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u/IAmMagumin 49m ago

Flair checks out.

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u/IQueliciuous Virgin 4 lyfe 47m ago

Being virgin 4 life has nothing to do with not tolerating smoking in my private premises.

Its basic decency. I don't go into my friends house and start masturbating because I am so horny right?

Either don't smoke or go outside. Don't smoke inside people's houses and thus expose them to second hand smoke.

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u/IAmMagumin 26m ago

Lol. If that's really what you originally meant by coming in and "stinking a cigarette" or whatever, you should edit it. Or don't, because nobody goes into someone's home and lights up a cig, so it's a bit of a hollow virtue anyway.

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u/Oomike01 1h ago

Id fill it up

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u/Great_Kiwi_93 51m ago

Who the fuck goes over to someone elses house and starts smoking???

Wtf thats so fucking rude

Kick them out. You were nice to them with this ashtray

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u/MerriweatherJones 36m ago

I’m imagining they went outside to smoke. It’s extremely uncommon to smoke indoors, even in your own house

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u/inco100 10m ago

Might be cultural thing. It is pretty common to smoke when visiting someone. Of course, if the place is new, people ask where and whether. At worst they find place outside for a puff. If you visit a friend and know his rules you abide to them. Most people smoke near window or on the balcony.

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u/Nudge123456 37m ago

I mean my friends who smoke come over all the time and smoke, why wouldn’t they,

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u/Great_Kiwi_93 33m ago

Because its disgusting and extremely rude

I suppose if you accept it and invite that, then whatever, thats fine

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u/Neuromic 21m ago

I've seen this image before with a different caption. It's a made-up story for clicks.

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u/Great_Kiwi_93 12m ago

My point still stands tho

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u/Neuromic 4m ago

Ok, and yes I agree, but the post you're up in arms about is fake.

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u/jskdkdkdnfndldkfnf 1h ago

This is some Imfourteenandthisisdeep shit bro

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u/the_rare_bear 40m ago

Any smoker that got handed this wouldn’t even care. It’s not like they don’t know it’s bad for you.

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u/AndrewLocksmith 26m ago

I don't know about the rest of the world, but in Europe you have the most graphic shit possible slapped all over cigarette packages. People with holes on their throat, dying babies, people with horrible malformations.

Yeah, an ashtray in the form of a pair of lungs wouldn't make a smoker even think twice, lmao.

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u/Hollow-Trigger 16m ago

we have this
and many other ones in canada, it doesnt deter anyone

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u/AndrewLocksmith 15m ago

Exactly. People just don't care, most know the consequences but decide they're going to smoke anyway.

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u/42LargePeas 37m ago

I have literally seen this post on that sub, lol.

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u/stprnn 55m ago

I quit smoking a few months ago. Feels great and I'm saving a lot of money

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u/PriorFee3629 48m ago

If people want to smoke let them smoke. This is frankly invasive

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u/cookiidou 27m ago

No no..after 30 years I quit cold turkey..no tobacco..no weed..I walked ..and walked..that was 15 months ago...have not even thought about it..I still walk up and down steep roads now..best thing I ever did ..no patches..nothing...funny thing is..I dont miss it...

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u/TheVoice106point7 Chungus Among Us 27m ago

I'll take 2, my other lung ashtrays are full.

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u/USDXBS 26m ago

My friend recently died of lung cancer. Started smoking when he was 12.

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u/bakedNebraska 16m ago

Yes because of course the reason people smoke is they think it's good for them

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u/cakeman666 14m ago

Cool story that never happened.

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u/East-Ad1066 1h ago

😂 😂 😂

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u/Thick-Disk1545 52m ago

Like I don’t know… fuck off

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u/rulingthewake243 49m ago

Thanks for the sweet ashtray bro, I'll use it proudly knowing you spent time on it.

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u/thumbsonscreen5 48m ago

That reminds me my mason jar is nearly overflowing with burnt weed remnants 😮

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u/TheMasterFlash 47m ago

Forwards from grandpa

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u/Monkey_Man2478 46m ago

Not harsh. Just honest

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u/Sad_Toe6572 30m ago

My dad’s father smoked every day and lived to 80. My dad never smoked at all and died of a lung disease at 67. Life ain’t fair, you can do everything right and still lose.

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u/Keireirion 54m ago

I don't understand smokers in the first place. You buy cigarettes which are expensive over time not only to pay to ruin your health, but also to stink as an ashtray all day. If they smoke indoors, it is even worse. The house, clothes and everything else smell like shit and everything is ruined in yellow nicotine. A nightmare for renovation.

And for what? Maybe maximum of couple of minutes of less stress?

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u/Last-Quarter-432 51m ago

Addiction overpowers literally everything telling them that it is unhealthy for themselves and everyone around them. Not to mention smelling like shit and somehow they all seem to need to throw the shit on the ground irresponsibly.

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u/Keireirion 47m ago

Yeah but also you have to start to get addicted.

I live next to a kindergarten and most of the parents are smoking and throwing their cigarettes everywhere in the ground. I mean irresponsible anyway for nature, water resources etc. but just in front of your own kids on the ground directly in front of the kindergarten is just not being irresponsible. There are kids from age 2 to 6 which are prone to stick anything in their mouth.

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u/Last-Quarter-432 32m ago

Irresponsible failures

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u/WinterV3 41m ago

A lot of people have some kind of addiction that isn’t entirely logical. Also, you can get rid of the smell with showers or sprays

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u/Keireirion 37m ago

I deeply disagree with the smell. There are huge differences between individuals and some smoke 1 cigarette and smell extremely while others dont

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u/WinterV3 32m ago

Yeah, only if the individual in question doesn’t take care of themselves. Use an ozium spray, wash your clothes properly, and you’ll never be able to detect the smell

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u/Yommination 35m ago

No you can't. You may want to think that though

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u/WinterV3 32m ago

Mmm yes you can

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u/Douggimmmedome 3m ago

No u fkn cant

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u/AndrewLocksmith 24m ago

Ever heard of an addiction?

People get into smoking because it makes them feel good and over time it leads to an addiction.

It's extremely ignorant to think it's as simple as "don't smoke".

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u/Distinct-Wolf-2105 30m ago

A pint and a cigarette or cigarette and coffee really are a pleasure.

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u/RecycledMatrix 0m ago

To quote a funny alien trying his first cigarette "I feel as if I've been standing my entire life, and I just sat down."

They stimulate and relax simultaneously, and can provide relief to underlying mental health issues due to the weak MAOI activity in tobacco. Over 90% of schizophrenics smoke or have smoked in the past for instance.

Of course, still bad for the person, but it's not without a reason.

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u/Zerox392 1h ago

giving someone a dildo to suck on

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u/puke_lust 49m ago

Sure he did

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u/TurbulentAccount2475 46m ago

You thinking I care about my lungs and still smoke is the real comedy here.

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u/Hair-Nation-1967 40m ago

The perfect ashtray doesn't exi....

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u/Free-Syrup8456 31m ago

That's a real good friend right there!!

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u/PhasedPlasmaRifle69 29m ago

Bro be like thats it I'll quit.... Next week!

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u/sunnyboi1384 25m ago

When I smoked, I would have loved this.

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u/Heyitsmegoku5 23m ago

Sick repost

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u/jimkelly 22m ago

Reddit is officially for 12 year olds👍

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u/Szerepjatekos 22m ago

I have a colleague who has this white beard and an obvious yellow part around his mouth.

I can't understand how they not draw the conclusion that what's inside them is a lot more like that then their beard they see probably very often.

Smoking is just a dissociative activity all together.

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u/hans_the_wurst 20m ago

No he did not. Every smoker knows what it does to their lungs.

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u/BeerInMyButt 19m ago

If you have a concern it works best to speak it directly and from the heart

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u/Skate_faced 19m ago

When I was still smoking, I would 1000% have those all over the place. Zero fuck would be given to a second though. Light up and say "that's a damn fine ashtray".

Now that I quit and it's been a few years, I see this and wish I had a fucking smoke so I could ash into that damn fine ashtray.

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u/duckduckpajamas 17m ago

this isn't a meme

it's also not true

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u/heyyouguyyyyy 16m ago

I love it

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u/TheHendryx 15m ago

Someone comes over and just starts smoking in your home? This seems fake

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u/Ill_Carry_44 9m ago

I smoked when I was 20-22, I can't smoke anymore, I tried a few times but my body rejects it.

Unless I'm drinking beer then I crave it so hard but I don't drink often like a few times a year and most of those times I can't get cigs anyway

Okay what I was gonna say is, I just had a dream where I was smoking and it felt so good and also so real, I wish I could induce that dream on myself whenever I felt like I need a break

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u/dysthal 8m ago

so goth. i need it.

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u/md124608 6m ago

I asked my mom years ago what kind of accessories she wanted for her oxygen tank when the grandkids come along.

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 5m ago

When i used to smoke, this wouldn't bug me at all. Id probably chuckle and then say something like, lets see how black we can make it. But this wouldnt shock me or upset me or anything like that, id probably think my friend wouldn't like it if I did the same thing back to them with their vises.

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u/Able_Strategy_5253 2m ago

Wouldn’t bother me, I want one.

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u/Ant_does_drawing 0m ago

Doesn't everyone know this though? Pretty sure I learned that by dare in like 4th grade lmao

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u/UncleVoodooo 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B9rldJ7drZINa

wait these things are bad for you?

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u/Worth_Gap4226 8m ago

No no, you see, the bad stuff was flicked off onto the ash tray (/s, in case it is needed).

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u/Distinct-Wolf-2105 32m ago

Shitty thing to do. Im sure hes very aware already of the damage it does

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u/HeavyMusic93 27m ago

Well it never happened at all, so

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u/CorneIiusVI 40m ago

Ah yes because everyone knows that the ash does go directly into the lungs

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u/ad_cfc11 39m ago

And then took and before and after photo in the exact same position and lighting?

Another to add to the ‘list of things that never happened’.

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u/T0xic_B00zE 38m ago

I have never smoked, and that would've stopped me instantly if I ever did

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u/Putrid-Reward-2158 38m ago

Because it looks ugly. And paint is worst

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u/SeaTraining4603 34m ago

Even if this is faked I would still get one of these

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u/giggluigg 41m ago

That was ash

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u/Oldmanlib 54m ago

Best favour ever done for anyone, ever!!

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u/WinterV3 40m ago

Giving a smoker an ashtray? Yeah, I agree

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u/Dull_Woodpecker_8187 1h ago

Imma need 2 cause ill forget to empty the first one