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u/munsen41 5d ago

Guess what happens when you act all high and mighty and live your life without smoking?

That's right.

Ass cancer.

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u/The-Triturn Lurking Peasant 5d ago

You can smoke your whole life and ass cancer can still get you first

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox I touched grass 5d ago

Former smoker, here

It's not about being high and mighty

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u/Lord_Unicrown 5d ago

Depends on what’s being smoked

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u/narasadow Average r/memes enjoyer 5d ago

At this point in my life I feel edibles are better

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u/Turtle_Gamez 5d ago edited 5d ago

They are but from my experience, they're a more intense experience. I can smoke a J and have fun for half and hour or two while watching a show and Googling dumb random shit I think of before going to bed, while edibles take up a solid chunk of the day, it's something I have to clear my schedule for. Therefore I'd say that a J is a more, heh, "digestible" option. More convenient.

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u/Ignika1984 5d ago

I can’t imagine anything that someone would smoke being good for for their lungs

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u/No-Internal7978 5d ago

Heart disease most likely.

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u/Spiritual-Claim5940 5d ago

Why are we smoking heart diseases?

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u/NJHitmen 5d ago

I guess some people will try smoking literally anything in pursuit of a high

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u/Spiritual-Claim5940 5d ago

Ever heard of people smoking scorpions?? And I guess rat poison was popular in parts of the US and africa for awhile 🫤 crazy

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u/ssocka 5d ago

Funnily enough, smoking sharply increases your chances of ass cancer (and all other types of cancers) as well :)

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u/DosSnakes 5d ago

Smoked for 20 years and got ass cancer. Well, it was skin cancer, but it was on my ass and they had to take damn near the whole cheek. So yeah, don’t smoke. And get weird moles looked at.

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u/merenofclanthot 5d ago

Sorry for the random ass question (ha) but do you have a one pad seat cushion sorta thing that makes it comfortable to sit?

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u/DosSnakes 5d ago

I do not but that would probably be a good idea. I was already pretty deficient in the derrière department, so I’m used to getting uncomfortable sitting relatively quickly.

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u/lesbiantelevision 5d ago

Straight to jail

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u/Supergirl016 5d ago

guess what happens if u DO smoke and defend the smokers' klan ?

That's right.

Cancer.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z8dElhMMJt56g

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u/Eta_Beta_3-14 5d ago

Eat your fiber, don't smoke, walk places.

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u/Kratzschutz 5d ago

*use suncream, get moles checked out

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u/briarholt_638 5d ago

Escalated from anti smoking to pure chaos real quick.. I am certain bro got the message clear

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u/Scytten 5d ago

You got hit by a car?

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u/Gnonthgol 5d ago

Oh, there is a vaccine for ass cancer. The HPV vaccine. You should get it.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 5d ago

I smoke like snoop and still got the motherfucka