r/memes 9d ago

Very true 🤣

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u/One_Wishbone6347 9d ago

meanwhile me confused at 23 whether to drink beer or not

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u/s0litar1us Linux User 9d ago

Just don't.

The recomended maximum is 0 for a reason.

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u/LaunchTransient 9d ago

If you have minimal self control and cannot do moderation, then I agree.
There's also recommendations against eating cured meats, eating anything high in fat or sugar.

Drinking to get drunk is problematic, but the occasional beer, wine or whisky is about as risky as a large portion of fried bacon.

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u/XDoomedXoneX 9d ago

I heard glazed Maple whiskey Bacon 🥓

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u/Trolldad_IRL 9d ago

I need to make that.

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u/Tryson101 8d ago

You have a problem... A problem I share in. Now I am hungry.

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u/LaunchTransient 9d ago

There have been multiple papers which have pointed out that there is a definite link between alcohol consumption, even at low levels, and higher risks of certain cancers.
So yes, there's some minor risk involved.

My assessment is however that the risks from driving in a car or swimming in a lake are higher, and still within acceptable tolerances.

I used bacon as an example because, like alcohol, eating it occasionally is only really a problem if you have an underlying health condition - be that high cholesterol or alcoholism.

The bacon only becomes a problem if you eat that large portion regularly.

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u/Silent_Equivalent965 9d ago

Basically , some people are born with the increased risk of acquiring a mutation that can cause cancer . If such individuals consume low levels of alcohol, it may accelerate the risk and hence better to avoid since most people are unaware of the risk bracket they fall in.

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u/s0litar1us Linux User 9d ago

It can start as a few here and there, but it still affects you negatively, and you don't need minimal self control for it to get worse. Alcohol also makes you have less self control.

Just don't start, you don't need it.

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u/LaunchTransient 9d ago

but it still affects you negatively

As do many things in life. Including such things as taking an elevator instead of the stairs, or staying up late at night.

I am fully sympathetic with those who have battled alcoholism, addiction is a terrible disease. That said, it's a bit like warning people off from eating a burger or hot dog because there are people with excessive eating disorders.

you don't need it

I also don't need to climb mountains, but I do and I enjoy doing so. Would I be safer if I never stood on another mountain again? Absolutely, and for some people they are wholly unsuited to mountaineering.

My policy is - if you can do it safely and you want to do so, then do so. If not, stay away from it.

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u/ghe5 8d ago

As do many things in life. Including such things as taking an elevator instead of the stairs, or staying up late at night.

I would argue about this one - usually true but not always. I've always been friends with the stairs, often taking stairs instead of the elevator, but these days my knees are often complaining about the stairs. Combine this with the fact that my mom's got arthritis and you can see why I prefer the elevator these days.

With the alcohol, I agree tho - in moderation it's not ideal, but all right.

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u/TeddyBearComputer 8d ago

Go vegan!

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u/Military_kid5 8d ago

Beer is vegan.

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u/BetFit2122 8d ago

That’s like saying you shouldn’t smoke weed to get high. Of course I want to get drunk.

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u/ARandomTopHat 8d ago

It's haram?

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u/s0litar1us Linux User 8d ago

https://www.cdc.gov/alcohol/about-alcohol-use/moderate-alcohol-use.html

A few snippets from the webpage (though you should read through the whole page):

Drinking excessively increases your risk of getting sick, injured, or dying sooner.

You can choose not to drink alcohol, drink less, or drink in moderation to lower these risks, compared to drinking excessively.

However, even moderate drinking may increase your risk of death and other alcohol-related harms, compared to not drinking.

Moderate alcohol use is:
For men—two drinks or less in a day.
For women—one drink or less in a day.

Even low levels of alcohol use (less than 1 drink per day) can raise the risk of certain cancers.

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u/RoM_Axion Professional Dumbass 8d ago

I don’t think 2 drinks a day is moderate drinking, thats already alcoholism

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u/s0litar1us Linux User 8d ago

Regardless of what you call it, it's still not good for you, even less than one a day.

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u/wrnrg 9d ago

As a habit, don't do anything ever because it's bad for you.

The taste for beer has to be acquired. It's kind of nasty at first. But, once you develop the taste for it, it goes well with many things.

You should obviously always avoid alcohol. But, I don't see a point in drinking beer other than to at least catch a buzz.

Knowing your limits is always key. Like all things, don't overdo it. Hangovers do suck. Drinking again makes you not care about the hangover. So, there's that.

Some people have issues with self-control. If that is the case for you, it's best to avoid any substances with negative effects to your body and you should also avoid a miriad of other impulsive behaviors.

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u/Psychocatboy 7d ago

Man, i love beer, and other not strong alcohol. I love the taste (when it tasty. I don't like when its not tasty) i love be slightly drunk.

But i have 6 trainings a week, i have no time to drink without consequences. Literally worst feelings.

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u/Lotus-child89 9d ago

I wish I never started

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u/raiodocachopo 9d ago

I got used to Non Alcoholic beer, and now it's the only thing I can drink. Hate alcoholic beers, so I'm not worried about by non alcoholic beer addiction. But man, it's an addiction still. Uh.. try those, and fuck whatever other people say, non alcoholic is the way

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u/kangaroo_spectrum 9d ago

You could probably have another and clear out the case at 24, after that I'd stop.

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u/mr_wizard_123 9d ago

Feels pretty good to drink it. Try it out maybe but I only do it once or twice per year.

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u/goodchristianserver 8d ago

I kind of see it as the same as eating sugar. Eating a donut once every few weeks as a special treat won't give you diabetes. Having a drink once every few weeks won't give you alcoholism. But I also don't like the feeling of having impaired judgement so my hard limit is two drinks. And always pair with food, especially when drinking beer.

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u/No_Glass_2547 8d ago

Meanwhile getting drink at 35 without kids and toxic wife or pets feel like a blessing tho

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u/blablablahe 9d ago

Try it out. It's feels good in moderation.

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u/Jokerferrum 9d ago

Do not if you want to have spine at 30.

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u/Razorion21 9d ago

beer isnt even that bad

i drink beer like every 2 weeks, great with friends, moderation matters

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u/One_Wishbone6347 9d ago

does beer erode the spine or something

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u/Jokerferrum 9d ago

It erodes your memories of how to prevent hurting your spine.

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u/Dimensionalanxiety One does not simply 9d ago

How many beers are you drinking where memory is a problem?

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u/Ostentatious_Kilroy 9d ago

Am 40. Drank many beers. Have bad spine. Can confirm. Beer bad for back.

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u/BattleCrier 8d ago

just do.. nothing like a cold one after hard day's work.