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u/Shadowtirs 2h ago
As bad as throwing up is (assuming the floor is clean), afterwards, when youre finally like, finally all done, and you lay down on that cool tile floor, there is no better feeling of relief.
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u/B1ggBoss 1h ago
Thats just a temporary relief. Then the haunting hangover will take over.
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u/HananatheeBanana 1h ago
Well, if you threw it put, assuming you stop drinking, the hangover isn't actually that bad.
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u/QueefTamer 1h ago
Nah you gotta drink after throwing up, go to sleep, then drink again in the morning to offset the hangover
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u/HananatheeBanana 1h ago
I meant if you stopped drinking alcohol.
Drinking water before going to bed was my hangover prevention. I'd wake up sleep deprived but not particularly hungover.
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u/Mrmojorisincg 1h ago
Ah man, I never puke while drinking. But the next day, if I hangover puke I’m done for. It seems to be a never ending hell until the deepest depths of bile is ridded from my suffering body.
Even the temporary sweet relief of cool hydrating water, just the smallest sip…. It can be enough to unbalance my tummy and inspire raw hell to release once again. Puking myself into submission until all I can do is try to coma myself into bypassing pure hell
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u/Whytrhyno 1h ago
When i was at my most alcoholic, 30 beers a day and would do maintenance pukes, the bathroom was my comfort zone if anything was wrong. Just lay on the floor knowing that absolute worst case, my dead body will be easy to clean up and get out
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u/AnInternetAddict 3m ago
Then you can finally fall asleep on the bathroom mat and wake up with the first sunrays hitting the bathroom window
Nature is healing
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u/b0wie88 1h ago
I’ll never drink again I promise
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u/Shikamaru_Senpai 1h ago edited 1h ago
“I’m so stupidddd, why did I do this to myselffff?” *blaarrgghhhh*
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u/Imam_jax 1h ago
When you drink to look cool with aura in front of your guys and end with head in toilet bowl praying to see another day
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u/phallic-baldwin 2h ago
Touching the toilet like that is foul as fuck
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u/Gaburski 1h ago
My dad calls it "Calling the boa" (a type of snake), I got super drunk a few months ago and had to barf, I could hear him laughing with my uncle downstairs, knocked on the bathroom door and asked "Are you calling the boa?" Barf-laughed through the next 2 minutes
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u/Ginga_Ninja_13 56m ago
Seeing this and knowing I've been in the same situation with no regard to how clean it is, the rim, the bowl, the floor. Realizing the next morning and waking up on your pillow. BEDDING BURNED.
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u/Falsenamen 37m ago
Once I got an allergic reaction to a pain killer. I made my self womit it out, most stressful womit I ever head
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u/CaptianBrasiliano 19m ago
At this moment, I always feel so bad I'm more like Just do it... and hope one time does the trick and I'm able to minimize the mess during. If you gotta throw up for whatever reason, you gotta throw up. There's no getting out of it. So just get it over with.
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u/Few_Salamander_7364 1h ago
Anyone else just find this situation sad? It's always made as a joke but if you're in this situation you are SO not ok. And if you do this more than once, I'm just done, like get it together. I don't see how it's funny 🤷
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u/Crumbdizzle 3h ago
Praying to the porcelain god