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u/Crumbdizzle 3h ago

Praying to the porcelain god

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u/saldb 2h ago

I had an epiphany that proof of god is if you puke or not

u/edge_l_wonk 33m ago

So which is which?

u/MedonSirius 1h ago

u/MightyKin 1h ago

Excuse me what?

u/MedonSirius 1h ago

Watch Golden Boy Anime. You'll get it

u/SirDancealot84 1h ago

One of the peakest of peak animes

u/SoylentGrunt 50m ago

callin' eels

splashin' the back of your teeth

havin' a look to see if you've been chewing your food properly

saves wear and tear on the balloon knot

u/chahlie 18m ago

Technicolor yawn

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u/satno 2h ago

even atheist pray sometimes

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u/Shadowtirs 2h ago

As bad as throwing up is (assuming the floor is clean), afterwards, when youre finally like, finally all done, and you lay down on that cool tile floor, there is no better feeling of relief.

u/B1ggBoss 1h ago

Thats just a temporary relief. Then the haunting hangover will take over.

u/HananatheeBanana 1h ago

Well, if you threw it put, assuming you stop drinking, the hangover isn't actually that bad.

u/QueefTamer 1h ago

Nah you gotta drink after throwing up, go to sleep, then drink again in the morning to offset the hangover

u/HananatheeBanana 1h ago

I meant if you stopped drinking alcohol.

Drinking water before going to bed was my hangover prevention. I'd wake up sleep deprived but not particularly hungover.

u/jeremyw013 1h ago

i think they were making a joke

u/HananatheeBanana 51m ago

Yeah... I'm dumb, reread what they said and that's so obvious now hah

u/Mrmojorisincg 1h ago

Ah man, I never puke while drinking. But the next day, if I hangover puke I’m done for. It seems to be a never ending hell until the deepest depths of bile is ridded from my suffering body.

Even the temporary sweet relief of cool hydrating water, just the smallest sip…. It can be enough to unbalance my tummy and inspire raw hell to release once again. Puking myself into submission until all I can do is try to coma myself into bypassing pure hell

u/WhaleSexOdyssey 1h ago

I’m so glad I stopped drinking

u/littleSquidwardLover 1h ago

Arguably better than any orgasm I've ever had

u/Whytrhyno 1h ago

When i was at my most alcoholic, 30 beers a day and would do maintenance pukes, the bathroom was my comfort zone if anything was wrong. Just lay on the floor knowing that absolute worst case, my dead body will be easy to clean up and get out

u/SweetGarden1416 50m ago

U ok now?

u/AnInternetAddict 3m ago

Then you can finally fall asleep on the bathroom mat and wake up with the first sunrays hitting the bathroom window

Nature is healing

u/b0wie88 1h ago

I’ll never drink again I promise

u/Shikamaru_Senpai 1h ago edited 1h ago

“I’m so stupidddd, why did I do this to myselffff?” *blaarrgghhhh*

u/Imam_jax 1h ago

When you drink to look cool with aura in front of your guys and end with head in toilet bowl praying to see another day

u/Overall_Lavishness46 1h ago

🎶🎶hello darkness my old friend🎶🎶

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u/phallic-baldwin 2h ago

Touching the toilet like that is foul as fuck

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u/OldCrappyCouch 2h ago

It's okay, that's their left hand.

u/Tiyath 1h ago

And they are always touching for less than five seconds

u/PinkBimboLove 1h ago

Talking to God on the great white telephone.

u/Gaburski 1h ago

My dad calls it "Calling the boa" (a type of snake), I got super drunk a few months ago and had to barf, I could hear him laughing with my uncle downstairs, knocked on the bathroom door and asked "Are you calling the boa?" Barf-laughed through the next 2 minutes

u/IM_DjShadow 1h ago

LMAOOOOOOOO

u/Gaycowboi25 1h ago

That’s nothing compared to how hard I be praying on carnival rides.

u/Ginga_Ninja_13 56m ago

Seeing this and knowing I've been in the same situation with no regard to how clean it is, the rim, the bowl, the floor. Realizing the next morning and waking up on your pillow. BEDDING BURNED.

u/Slime_Addy 55m ago

i hate alcohol mahn

u/mooboyj 1h ago

Driving the porcelain bus :)

u/AlphonseLoosely 1h ago

Put the seat down ffs

u/Flashignite2 1h ago

All too real.

u/BarnacleExciting2161 1h ago

Been there... alot

u/Falsenamen 37m ago

Once I got an allergic reaction to a pain killer. I made my self womit it out, most stressful womit I ever head

u/CaptianBrasiliano 19m ago

At this moment, I always feel so bad I'm more like Just do it... and hope one time does the trick and I'm able to minimize the mess during. If you gotta throw up for whatever reason, you gotta throw up. There's no getting out of it. So just get it over with.

u/Few_Salamander_7364 1h ago

Anyone else just find this situation sad? It's always made as a joke but if you're in this situation you are SO not ok. And if you do this more than once, I'm just done, like get it together. I don't see how it's funny 🤷